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==== Other Shit ====
==== SMGs ====


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|'''UMP45'''
|'''UMP45'''
|Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
|Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
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|'''Vector K10'''
|Just like it was in MW2 and Black Ops 2, and by that we mean fuck all recoil and is terribly weak despite shooting .45 ACP bullets.
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==== Other shit ====
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!<small>Name</small>
!<small>Description</small>
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|'''Knife'''
|Because the animators are still both lazy and trying to save gigabytes to make individual melee animations, here's a knife which 1 hits you from the foot, when 9mm at point blank leaves a scratch on your health.
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|'''Silencer'''
|Stick this on any weapon of your choice and camp for days.
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|'''Red Dot Sight'''
|'''Red Dot Sight'''
|[[Yes|Is your iron sights like a vagina with a yeast infection?]] If so, increase your accuracy with a sight, even when your shots register around 50% of the time.
|Also known as Red Dick Sight, use it if your iron sights are like a vagina mixed with mustard.
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|'''Holographic Sight'''
|Use it to the same effect as the Red Dick, except you can't see shit around you and you get tunnel vision. Hooray.
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|'''Silencer'''
|'''Grip'''
|Slap this on any gun of your choice and hide in a corner for days.
|Plastic handle which somehow increases your accuracy, and only slightly.
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|'''Grenade Launcher'''
|Oh, how the overpowered mighty have fallen. Takes 2 point blank hits to remove half your health instead of the rape machine with a 20 mile explosion radius 6 games ago.
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Revision as of 21:26, 12 June 2013

Oooooh myyyyy looooove....


Call of Duty: Ghosts is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much du jour... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to one-up Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which Microsoft are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released Xbox One.... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.

Also, the new All-Access from E3 came out, basically CoD: Ghosts reuses old ideas and claim it as something new. Sound familiar?

Weapons


The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game. See here for what weapons you can expect to see in the hands of every 8-year old.

Assault Rifles

Name Description
AAC Honey Badger Finally, Call of Duty developers shove the classic, but retarded M4A1 out the window with a weapon that (surprise surprise) is basically the same weapon, that is being an AR-15 variant.
APS Underwater rifle Camp underwater with scuba gear for lulz.
MTAR Probably a placeholder as of now. If it isn't, then expect it to be used and refused by retards who complain about non-existent recoil.
FAL Moar like fail, amirite? Shut the fuck up with those unfunny puns. It's been used in every page in every CoD game with this gun featured.
CZ-805 Stupid ACR ripoff.
G3 If it isn't a place holder like in MW2, then it will be used by those with modded controllers.

SMGs

Name Description
UMP45 Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
Vector K10 Just like it was in MW2 and Black Ops 2, and by that we mean fuck all recoil and is terribly weak despite shooting .45 ACP bullets.

Other shit

Name Description
Knife Because the animators are still both lazy and trying to save gigabytes to make individual melee animations, here's a knife which 1 hits you from the foot, when 9mm at point blank leaves a scratch on your health.
Silencer Stick this on any weapon of your choice and camp for days.
Red Dot Sight Also known as Red Dick Sight, use it if your iron sights are like a vagina mixed with mustard.
Holographic Sight Use it to the same effect as the Red Dick, except you can't see shit around you and you get tunnel vision. Hooray.
Grip Plastic handle which somehow increases your accuracy, and only slightly.
Grenade Launcher Oh, how the overpowered mighty have fallen. Takes 2 point blank hits to remove half your health instead of the rape machine with a 20 mile explosion radius 6 games ago.

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See also

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