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K-On! (けいおん!, Keion!; literally "Crap music") is the god-damned hentai about ~~sex, drugs~~ cakes, tea and rock'n'roll. Contains a lethal dose of moe and pantsushots. Also known as Azumanga Daioh with musical instruments.

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The shit started off in 2009, when the infamous studio Kyoto Animation has been adapted K-On! enkoma. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of highly concentrated moe, kawaii and "light music" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.

Keion is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed otakus who sleeping with dakimakura and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical harem anime without The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student. This is especially for YOUR PLEASURE!

According to a survey of a Japanese otaku, Keion ranks as the most hated title along with Haruhi and Lucky Star.

The Band

K-On! is about a J-Rock band named "After School Tea Time".

Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of K-On! its heroines were rarely seen rockin' (only three or four times; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.

Brutal Ear Rape

All Opening & Ending Themes

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Main Characters

Yui Hirasawa: The dumb, clueless womanchild who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her guitar, sleeps with it, schlicks with it, and even gave it name "Gita" treating it as a human being.

Mio Akiyama: The shy chink whore that every greasy Otaku would like to fuck. According to Gelbooru and Paheal ratings, she is the most popular material for waifing and fapping to. She was disgraced at her first concert by flashing her ass in striped pantsu to the fans - this is the actual reason why their half-assed band became popular.

Ritsu Tainaka: The butch lesbian of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably worms in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Tries to rape Mio in every fucking episode, but fails. Her forehead became a fetish among the fans of the anime.

Tsumugi Kotobuki: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an ATM for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES. Some argue that she's just a Miyuki ripoff, but without glasses.

Azusa "Azu-nyan" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band. After the rest of the girls graduated from high school she founded "The Wakaba Girls" band.

Sawako Yamanaka: The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in cosplay costumes like French maid uniforms, much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a virgin, because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.

Ui Hirasawa: Yui's sister. She exists only to cooking chawklits for her "Onee-chan", wiping her ass and cleaning up her pussy.

Nodoka Manabe: The nerd chick who was forgotten after the 5th episode. She's a Yui's first crush until she joined the band.

Memes

Fistful of Yen

What Would X Do For Money? or Fistful Of Yen is an two-panel exploitable: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being sodomized for that money.

The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls start talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.

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Oh, exploitable!
Animooted 2.0 version
Ritsu earns a new bass drum
Tomoko can be a qt for extra ca$h

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Or this
Mio x Azusa
Even Shinji can get some for money
The Qwaser of Stigmata
Haganai
Gurren Lagann
Dawn and her goatse
Naruto is a trap
Jews
moot
"To have no life" - hiring an anime character for real money
Pickle version (special for Kurisu-chan)
But you can't buy Starecat!

JAKKAJAN

JAKKAJAN (Japanese: じゃかじゃん) is the Japanese onomatopoeia of the noise made when playing a guitar. It was also a remark by Yui when she showed her ideas for not making Ritsu, the drummer of the band, feel lonely in the back.

This scene has been used in MAD videos a lot.

Jakkajan Polka

Jakka Jan Cat

Rainbow JakkaJan

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Moe Moe Kyun♥

Moe Moe Kyun♥ is a meme originating from the scene when Ritsu imagines how nice would look Mio-chan dressed as a maid at their school concert. In her fantasy Mio makes her hands into the shape of a heart and shits a beam of love, while saying «Moe Moe Kyun». The meme became an unofficial symbol of K-On!.

It's really hard to explain what does this phrase mean, but Japanese people use it to describe something or someone that's uber cute and/or adorable.

Moe Moe Kyun♥

Vocaloid, looped

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND

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IMMA CHARGIN MAH KAWAIIZOR
Koizumi
Miku
Plastic Crap

Mugi's eyebrows

Tsumugi Kotobuki, unlike the other girls, has blond hair and very thick eyebrows. These "babes" have become a fetish among fans.

Big Eyebrows About missing Pics

Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan"
Mugi's father

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Actually, she's a commie
Mugi can also use Hokuto Shinken
iMugi
Cosplay by Yui
A challenger appears

Sup Mugi

Sup Mugi is a meme involving a picture from the hentai comic Black Time. In the manga Mugi finds an emigrant nigger and gets raped. The 21st page of the manga contains the infamous line "What' s up Mugi". Now "Sup Mugi" appears in any thread in reply to a post that contains mention of Mugi or her image.

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When you see it, you'll shit bricks
Shit was so cash

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No nigga can resist
We totally agree with her.

Untan

Untan is a meme from the first episode of the series. “Untan” is the sound Yui makes when she plays her castanets during a flashback sequence.

Untan About missing Pics

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K-On! Live Action

What can be worse than K-On! anime? Right you are, K-On! cosplay film!

Last Thursday, 【TMA】 studio released Keion the Movie. Actually, it is a cosplay porno (srsly). Someone posted the first SFW 30 minutes of video on JewTube.