Mighty Number 9

Non-cis character design.

Totally not stolen.

Mighty No. 9 is a Mega Man rip-off being made by Keiji Inafune, funded by Kickstarter, after he quit Capcom for spending past decade dragging the franchise through the mud. It raised close to $4M and is now scheduled for both PC and console release in 2015. Some fanboys were so excited they donated ten fucking thousand dollars out of their child's college fund, which leads one to wonder why manchildren are allowed to play with money.

Character

The main character of Mighty No. 9 is Beck, a recolor of Mega Man.

Keiji Inafune based the character of Beck on Mega Man, who was originally created by Akira Kitamura. Keiji justifies this blatant theft by stating that he is the creator of Mega Man, despite the characters design existing before he joined Capcom. His only true claim to fame in the series is the creation of Zero and fetching coffee for Akira.

Crowdsourcing

By taking his idea to Kickstarter, Keiji ensured that he would not have to seek traditional investors that would make selfish demands such as a cut of the profits. Instead, he took it to the internet, where he could instead call the investors "donators" and repay them with stickers, fanart, and a super speshul forum.

Your Donation

• $5 - Keiji will personally laugh at your broke ass on the exclusive forum.
• $20 - Keiji will personally check your privilege.
• $40 - A game manual so you may check your privilege without Keiji's help.
• $120 - A printed copy of Dina's DeviantArt page.
• $250 - Personalized privilege check by Dina herself.
• $500 - Help design a level map other than the kitchen.
• $10000 - Keiji will open his anus for glorious buttsecks.

Stretch Goals

• $2,000,000 - Keiji will insert a Wiimote controller into his anus.
• $3,000,000 - Keiji will insert a Wii U controller into his anus.
• $4,000,000 - Keiji will insert an entire Wii U and 6 games into his anus.

Feminists Take Over

Where it all began.

Dina's iPhone game, Plushed.

Seems like a good idea.

A massive shitstorm ensued after Keiji hired a loud-mouthed feminist Dina Abou Karam, who had been spamming the forums with gender equality fanart, to lead both the community development and character design for the game. This did not sit well with the fedora army that populated the boards, and they expressed their dismay by smearing Cheetos and belligerent ranting across the tubes.

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Dina and her team of whiteknights responded in the most professional way possible, by editing the hate and pretending it never happened. Clearly the cis scum do not understand the importance of strong, sexy female robots that don't need no man.

Quotes

“	When my dad is away, i like to sleep in his place, next to my mom. it makes me feel like a child again, safe if you may.	„
—Dina Abou Karam, Age 19

Backlash

Anonymous response to the video on the left, picking apart every segment.

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  The ideas and concepts for the game that were listed while the Kickstarter ran was what I paid for, not for these new ideas.
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  I think everyone is tired of social justice people forcing their ideology into every sphere of our lives.
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  Remember, if you can't come up with any valid defenses, just spout misogyny. That's always valid!
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  We were promised professionals with decades of experience under their back, Ms. Diana admitted to not being a Megaman player.
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  This really is pathetic, hiring somebody like her just because her BF works there.

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  People are trying to hold the game hostage by asking for refunds.
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  Who the fuck is Dina, this is not the crap I sign up for complete waste of $156
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  I don't want any Anita Sarkeesian feminism all up in my Megaman reboot.
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  I'd rather have backer money spent on someone who clearly knows what they're doing instead of some ridiculous SJW with no experience.
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  So the lady who spent an afternoon taking personal potshots at me in the Kickstarter comments now works for Comcept.
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  May I please have a refund?
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  Feminist propaganda and political agendas have no place in a sci-fi action platforming game.
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  She unlocked it, and deleted any incriminating Tweets. Truly dishonest.
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  Dina hasn't even played a Mega Man game. She hid that now. How dishonest.
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  Oh, and could I have a refund please?
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  Damage control has begun.
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  The fanart is horrible why would you hire her?
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  This is the sort of introduction I would expect of a 12 year old to make on the Gaia Online forums.
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  Is Dina an anti-capitalist / communist? Oh my god.
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  I honestly can't understand why an SJW was let on to the team.
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  Dina is known, and generally disliked for her incredibly biased views towards social justice in favor of women and transgendered LGBT community members.

Keiji Responds

He loves the dick.

White knights

Of course no batshit feminist is complete without the backing of white knights. Immediately following the Mighty Revolt, beta males took to the streets to share their thoughts.

• Retsupurae [1]
• Tom Preston [2]

Gameplay

The game is being built on Unreal Engine 3, so expect lots of cell shading and for it to look like a side scrolling Guilty Gear Xrd.

Only available footage at this time.

Galleries

Mighty No. 9 Gallery About missing Pics

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  CHING CHONG YOU WANT PRAY GAME
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  Conceptual screenshot.

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  LALALA I CAN'T HEAR U!

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  Self portrait. Couldn't even draw herself pretty.
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  SO SAD :( :(
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  Dina supports Equality.

See Also

• Video Games
• Megaman
• Capcom
• Feminist Frequency
• Feminism
• Dear Cis People
• Bitch
• Social Justice
• Tumblr

External Links

• Official Page
• Official Kickstarter
•  Official Twitter
•  Official Facebook
• Official Tumblr
• shitstorm begins

Dina Links

•  Mighty Number Facebook
• Mighty Number LJ PURGED
•  Mighty Number Twitter
• Mighty Number Tumblr
• Mighty Number Google+
• Mighty Number DeviantArt
•  Mighty Number Mom
• Mighty Number Mom's Slimming Clinic
• Mighty Number Blog 1
• Mighty Number Blog 2
• Mighty Number Blog 3
• Mighty Number Blog 4
• Mighty Number Livestream
• Mighty Number Bēhance
• [email protected]
• petite_mistress
• Mighty Number Personal Website
• Yahoo Messenger: lucky_petite_mistress

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Featured article December 20th & 21st, 2013
Preceded by Angry Joe	Mighty Number 9	Succeeded by Incumbent