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Adam Laird Katswell ( | Adam Laird Katswell (Real name: Adam Laird) is a 23 year old [[manchild]] living with his mother in West Virginia, Jefferson county with his mother, Donna Laird. He is a fucking [[faggot]] and a child molesturz with also [[autism]] and claims to have some sort of neutroic disorder, whatever the hell that may be. His spelling and grammar are so god awful it makes a four year old laugh at the poor bastard's feeble attempts at communication. Normal activities involve harassing other people and posting pictures of [[motherfucking]] buses, as he is a bus fetishshit. As a result of his deluded imagination, he actually believes that he is the son of Kitty Katswell and also believes he can turn all the forms of Super Saiyan, as if there weren't enough fucking idiots who have tried becoming a golden haired [[faggot]], transform into Danny Phantom, and also transform into Optimus Prime, probably because of how much he [[faps]] to buses. The [[faggot]] himself has even said that he was trained by Goku himself. | ||
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Adam's first site | Adam's first site, which is practically a breeding ground for [[manchildren]] such as himself, where he had harassed several users, an action which has gotten permabanned not once, but twice, since the fat fuck was actually clever enough to change his goddamn IP address. It was eventually revealed in chatango chat, with multiple users present, that Adam then said he planned on getting his 6 year old niece pregnant. So not only is Adam a bus fetishist, he's also a [[pedophile]]. In response to this startling confession, a troll made a fake facebook account and posed as a 13 year old female and later, the two cybered as Adam did not give a shit if he was a pedo bear and a [[fat]] [[fucking]] creep. | ||
He then started thinking he could kill people on the internet, | He then started thinking he could kill people on the internet, using the little known but almighty "Autism Blast," which is actually just a cheap ripoff of the [[Kamehameha]]. In his mind he believed that he was slaying all of the [[trolls]] and [[assholes]] who came after him, when in reality, they were just laughing at his lulzy display of [[butthurt]]. He used this to harass several people on the site, and, because the stupid [[shit]] never learns, he later gave out his password to one of the people who were trolling him, leading to the [[faggot]] getting his account taken over by the trolls. Befpre long, another troll came along and hacked all of his other accounts he had on DA, which has resulted in both of his permabans. Despite this action by the trolls, the [[fat]] [[fuck]] has a new account which is here, http://greenranger23.deviantart.com/ and is shitting out what he calls "literature" on it every damn day. Just to gulp that [[shit]] down, he also posted (creepy) pictures of himself with a Dora doll on the site. | ||
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Adam came to | Adam came to [[furaffinity]] weeks after his last DA account was hacked, causing several [[trolls]] to follow and still fuck with him, leading to the impertinent realization he could not escape his fate of being a [[lolcow]]. He then was hacked by the same person who hacked his DA again, resulting in him creating another account, which would also be his current one: Adam82. He also has only one [[white knight]], named Honeybuun1018 (other wise known as the infamous [[Omniversegirl]], a butthurt [[diaperfur]] with no life and a goddamn stalker. | ||
His FA is http://www.furaffinity.net/user/adam82/ | His FA is http://www.furaffinity.net/user/adam82/ | ||
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Adam's | Adam's [[JewTube]] is adamlaird22 AKA Adam Laird Katswell, all he does is post videos of gay toys he's collected since he's such a lonely manchild, as well as videos of random roads and streets and acts like we're suppose to give a [[fuck]]. Like [[furaffinity]] and [[deviantArt]], he has a massive amount of hate on his channel and dislikes being poured all over his [[shit]] videos. | ||
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Adam | Adam mooches off of his mother at home. As explained before hand, he has posted a video of his room, although it was deleted. Several people have had the (mis)fortune to watch it and they have described the room as very small and somewhat cramped. It is noted that he has a TV and a Wii in his room as well, with all the windows covered up and the TV was the only light being seen. Along with those was also a fan in his room which was heard over the TV and also oddly (or not, since he's a fucking [[manchild]]), baby toys, and not just his Dora the Explorer doll which he sleeps with every night. Adam, being the [[Chris-chan]] wannabe he is, has also doxed himself. He lives at 139 Bluegrass Lane, Harper's Ferry, 25425, and his mom's phone number is 13042836011. | ||
Revision as of 06:02, 5 January 2014
Summary shit
Adam Laird Katswell (Real name: Adam Laird) is a 23 year old manchild living with his mother in West Virginia, Jefferson county with his mother, Donna Laird. He is a fucking faggot and a child molesturz with also autism and claims to have some sort of neutroic disorder, whatever the hell that may be. His spelling and grammar are so god awful it makes a four year old laugh at the poor bastard's feeble attempts at communication. Normal activities involve harassing other people and posting pictures of motherfucking buses, as he is a bus fetishshit. As a result of his deluded imagination, he actually believes that he is the son of Kitty Katswell and also believes he can turn all the forms of Super Saiyan, as if there weren't enough fucking idiots who have tried becoming a golden haired faggot, transform into Danny Phantom, and also transform into Optimus Prime, probably because of how much he faps to buses. The faggot himself has even said that he was trained by Goku himself.
Deviantart
Adam's first site, which is practically a breeding ground for manchildren such as himself, where he had harassed several users, an action which has gotten permabanned not once, but twice, since the fat fuck was actually clever enough to change his goddamn IP address. It was eventually revealed in chatango chat, with multiple users present, that Adam then said he planned on getting his 6 year old niece pregnant. So not only is Adam a bus fetishist, he's also a pedophile. In response to this startling confession, a troll made a fake facebook account and posed as a 13 year old female and later, the two cybered as Adam did not give a shit if he was a pedo bear and a fat fucking creep. He then started thinking he could kill people on the internet, using the little known but almighty "Autism Blast," which is actually just a cheap ripoff of the Kamehameha. In his mind he believed that he was slaying all of the trolls and assholes who came after him, when in reality, they were just laughing at his lulzy display of butthurt. He used this to harass several people on the site, and, because the stupid shit never learns, he later gave out his password to one of the people who were trolling him, leading to the faggot getting his account taken over by the trolls. Befpre long, another troll came along and hacked all of his other accounts he had on DA, which has resulted in both of his permabans. Despite this action by the trolls, the fat fuck has a new account which is here, http://greenranger23.deviantart.com/ and is shitting out what he calls "literature" on it every damn day. Just to gulp that shit down, he also posted (creepy) pictures of himself with a Dora doll on the site.
Furaffinity
Adam came to furaffinity weeks after his last DA account was hacked, causing several trolls to follow and still fuck with him, leading to the impertinent realization he could not escape his fate of being a lolcow. He then was hacked by the same person who hacked his DA again, resulting in him creating another account, which would also be his current one: Adam82. He also has only one white knight, named Honeybuun1018 (other wise known as the infamous Omniversegirl, a butthurt diaperfur with no life and a goddamn stalker. His FA is http://www.furaffinity.net/user/adam82/
Youtube
Adam's JewTube is adamlaird22 AKA Adam Laird Katswell, all he does is post videos of gay toys he's collected since he's such a lonely manchild, as well as videos of random roads and streets and acts like we're suppose to give a fuck. Like furaffinity and deviantArt, he has a massive amount of hate on his channel and dislikes being poured all over his shit videos.
Real Life
Adam mooches off of his mother at home. As explained before hand, he has posted a video of his room, although it was deleted. Several people have had the (mis)fortune to watch it and they have described the room as very small and somewhat cramped. It is noted that he has a TV and a Wii in his room as well, with all the windows covered up and the TV was the only light being seen. Along with those was also a fan in his room which was heard over the TV and also oddly (or not, since he's a fucking manchild), baby toys, and not just his Dora the Explorer doll which he sleeps with every night. Adam, being the Chris-chan wannabe he is, has also doxed himself. He lives at 139 Bluegrass Lane, Harper's Ferry, 25425, and his mom's phone number is 13042836011.