K-On!

Everything you need to know about K-On! in one picture

SOOO KAWAIIII

Obviously not Haruhi

People who say, that it's all the same shit, are fucking stupid

K-On! (けいおん!, Keion!; literally "Crap music") is the god-damned hentai about sex, drugs cakes, tea and rock'n'roll. Contains a lethal dose of moe and pantsushots. Also known as Azumanga Daioh with musical instruments.

Spread

The shit started off in 2009, when the infamous studio Kyoto Animation has been adapted K-On! enkoma. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of highly concentrated moe, kawaii and "light music" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.

Keion is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed otakus who sleeping with dakimakura and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical harem anime without The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student. This is especially for YOUR PLEASURE!

According to a survey of a Japanese otaku, Keion ranks as the most hated title along with Haruhi and Lucky Star.

The Band

K-On! is about a J-Rock band named "After School Tea Time".

Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of K-On! its heroines were rarely seen rockin' (only three or four times; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.

Brutal Ear Rape All Opening & Ending Themes Previous Video | Next Video

Main Characters

From the left to the right: Mio, Yui, Azusa, Tsumugi and Ritsu

• Yui Hirasawa: The dumb, clueless womanchild who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her guitar, sleeps with it, schlicks with it, and even gave it name "Gita" treating it as a human being.

• Mio Akiyama: The shy chink whore that every greasy Otaku would like to fuck. According to Gelbooru and Paheal ratings, she is the most popular material for waifing and fapping to.

• Ritsu Tainaka: The butch lesbian of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably worms in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Her forehead became a fetish among the fans of the anime.

• Tsumugi Kotobuki: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an ATM for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES.

• Azusa "Azu-nyan" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band.

• Sawako Yamanaka: The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in cosplay costumes like French maid uniforms, much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a virgin, because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.

Memes

Fistful of Yen

Original

What Would X Do For Money? or Fistful Of Yen is an two-panel exploitable: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being sodomized for that money.

The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls start talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.

Fistful of Yen About missing Pics

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  Oh, exploitable!
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  Animooted 2.0 version
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  Ritsu earns a new bass drum
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  Tomoko can be a qt for extra ca$h

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  Or this
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  Mio x Azusa
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  Even Shinji can get some for money
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  The Qwaser of Stigmata
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  Haganai
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  Gurren Lagann
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  Dawn and her goatse
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  Naruto is a trap
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  Jews
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  moot
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  "To have no life" - hiring an anime character for real money
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  Pickle version (special for Kurisu-chan)
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  But you can't buy Starecat!

JAKKA JAN

JAKKA JAN (Japanese: じゃかじゃん) is the Japanese onomatopoeia of the noise made when playing a guitar. It was also a remark by Yui when she showed her ideas for not making Ritsu, the drummer of the band, feel lonely in the back.

This scene has been used in MAD videos a lot.

Polka Jakka Jan Cat Rainbow JakkaJan Previous Video | Next Video

Moe Moe Kyun♥

Artist's depiction

Azusa can blast beams too.

Moe Moe Kyun♥ is a meme originating from the scene when Ritsu imagines how nice would look Mio-chan dressed as a maid at their school concert. In her fantasy Mio makes her hands into the shape of a heart and shits a beam of love, while saying «Moe Moe Kyun». The meme became an unofficial symbol of K-On!.

It's really hard to explain what does this phrase mean, but Japanese people use it to describe something or someone that's uber cute and/or adorable.

Moe Moe Kyun♥ Vocaloid, looped IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND Previous Video | Next Video

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  IMMA CHARGIN MAH KAWAIIZOR
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  Koizumi
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  Miku
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  Plastic Crap
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Mugi's eyebrows

Nice try

Tsumugi Kotobuki, unlike the other girls, has blond hair and very thick eyebrows. These "babes" have become a fetish among fans.

Big Eyebrows About missing Pics

• If you can see anything but the eyebrows in this picture, get the fuck out
  If you can see anything but the eyebrows in this picture, get the fuck out
• Eyebrow Sex
  Eyebrow Sex
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  Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan"
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  Mugi's father

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  Actually, she's a commie
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  Mugi can also use Hokuto Shinken
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  iMugi
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  Cosplay by Yui
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  A challenger appears

Sup Mugi

The original page

Sup Mugi is a meme involving a picture from the hentai comic Black Time. In the manga Mugi finds an emigrant nigger and gets raped. The 21th page of the manga contains the infamous line "What'   s up Mugi". Now "Sup Mugi" appears in any thread in reply to a post that contains mention of Mugi or her image.

Sup Mugi About missing Pics

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  When you see it, you'll shit bricks
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  Shit was so cash
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  No nigga can resist
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  We totally agree with her.

K-On! Live Action

What can be worse than K-On! anime? Right you are, K-On! cosplay film!

Last Thursday, 【TMA】 studio released Keion the Movie. Actually, it is a cosplay porno (srsly). Someone posted the first SFW 30 minutes of video on JewTube.

Seems they were forced to do this at gunpoint I think all of them need to sleep more Ending theme. Just look at the PAIN in their eyes ~-( Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

K-On! About missing Pics

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  Azusa gets it in the ass
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  Make your choice!
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  Kill it with fire
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  Hit me hard
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  Baby Fuck, Baby Fuck!

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  Wanna get high?
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  Ritsu gives new meaning to the word "cockhead"
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  I CAME
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  Sawa-chan is a pedophile
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  Dickgirl Music Club
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  Rule 63
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  The Beatles' shitty rip-off
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  Grand Theft Cake
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  Brofist
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  Chained Together
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  Fucking censorship
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  Dildo goes in eye
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  Two shits become one
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  BOOM HEADSHOT!
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  Eating cakes every day will finally make you a zombie
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  Sisterly love
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  Eww
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  Ritsu likes sweet guts

See Also

• Some shitty rule63 cosplay band
• The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
• Lucky Star
• Azumanga Daioh

Links

• K-On! Wiki
• Large gallery of faggotry
• [1] Guro-art
• A sick fuck otaku licks Azunyan's pic on his monitor

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