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[[File:Cookieclicker1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Cookie Clicker]]
==The game itself==


[[File:Cookieclicker1.jpg|thumb|Cookie Clicker]]
'''Cookie Clicker''' was a "game" developed by failed french/jewish game designer Orteil (Julien "Jew-Lion" Thiennot) and his friend Opti (Erwin Trapp) in 2013. It was first posted as a joke on /v/, where it immediately went viral due to its repetitive gameplay which appealed to autists. The goal of the game is to bake as many cookies as possible by repeatedly clicking on a big cookie in the center of the screen. You can also buy lusty elderly women and a variety of buildings to bake more cookies for you.


Cookie Clicker was a "game" developed by failed french/jewish game designer Orteil (Julien "Jew-Lion" Thiennot) and his friend Opti (Erwin Trapp) in 2013. It was first posted as a joke on /v/, where it immediately went viral due to its repetitive gameplay which appealed to autists. The goal of the game is to bake as many cookies as possible by repeatedly clicking on a big cookie in the center of the screen. You can also buy lusty elderly women and a variety of buildings to bake more cookies for you.
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== Knockoffs and other idle games ==
== Knockoffs and other idle games ==


[[File:Almaburu.png|thumb| The developer of the kittens game has some kinky fetishes.]]
[[File:Almaburu.png|thumb|right|200px|The developer of the kittens game has some kinky fetishes.]]
[[File:Kittensgame1.jpg|thumb| When you play the kittens game, you're encouraging furries.]]
[[File:Kittensgame1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|When you play the kittens game, you're encouraging furries.]]


Cookie clicker's popularity has spawned several similar games, the most famous of which are wallbreaker and the kittens game. It is worth noting that the developer of the kittens game is a furry and a huge fan of my little pony, as can be seen from her [http://bloodrizer.deviantart.com/ DA]
Cookie clicker's popularity has spawned several similar games, the most famous of which are wallbreaker and the kittens game. It is worth noting that the developer of the kittens game is a furry and a huge fan of my little pony, as can be seen from her [http://bloodrizer.deviantart.com/ DA]


List of other idle games:
List of other idle games:
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=hczBgm6k Wall Destroyer]
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/idlegamemaker/?game=hczBgm6k Wall Destroyer]
*[http://bloodrizer.ru/games/kittens/ Kittens Game]
*[http://bloodrizer.ru/games/kittens/ Kittens Game]
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*[http://joezeng.github.io/goomyclicker/ Goomy Clicker]
*[http://joezeng.github.io/goomyclicker/ Goomy Clicker]


==Orteil==


==Orteil==
Orteil is your typical 4chan user: a 25 year old man who still lives with his parents and spends the majority of his time playing videogames and masturbating. While he used to work on cookie clicker, nowadays he can often be found shitting up /vg/ with banter about his personal life and failures with women.  
Orteil is your typical 4chan user: a 25 year old man who still lives with his parents and spends the majority of his time playing videogames and masturbating. While he used to work on cookie clicker, nowadays he can often be found shitting up /vg/ with banter about his personal life and failures with women.  


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File:Orteilcookie.jpg| The one and only Orteil.
File:Orteilcookie.jpg| The one and only Orteil.
File:OrteilCookieclicker.jpg| Orteil's baguette.
File:OrteilCookieclicker.jpg| Orteil's baguette.
File:Julienthiennot.jpg| Orteil's panties.
File:Julienthiennot.jpg| Orteil's panties.
File:Julienthiennotautofellatio.png| Orteil is capable of autofellatio.
File:Julienthiennotautofellatio.png| Orteil is capable of autofellatio.
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File:Julienthiennot42.png|He likes panties.
File:Julienthiennot42.png|He likes panties.
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File:Julienthiennotpromiscuous.png|Orteil doesn't mind getting sexual with strangers.
File:Julienthiennotpromiscuous.png|Orteil doesn't mind getting sexual with strangers.
File:JulienThiennotOrteil42.png|Orteil likes cumming deep inside lady vaginas.
File:JulienThiennotOrteil42.png|Orteil likes cumming deep inside lady vaginas.
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==Links==
==External links==
 
{{Skype|Orteil42}}<br />
{{tumblr|orteil42}} on tumblr<br />
{{dauser|orteil}} on deviantART<br />
{{facebook|https://www.facebook.com/orteil42}} on Facebook<br />
{{facebook|OhGodHowDidThisGetHereIAmNotGoodWithComputar}}<br />
{{Steam|orteil}} on Steam<br />
{{Twitter|Orteil42}} on Twitter<br />
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ Cookie Clicker]
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ Cookie Clicker]
*[http://forum.dashnet.org/ Cookie Clicker Forums]
*[http://forum.dashnet.org/ Cookie Clicker Forums]
*{{tumblr|orteil42|Orteil's tumblr}}
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/leweewee Orteil's okcupid, very ripe for trolling]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/leweewee Orteil's okcupid, very ripe for trolling]
*{{dauser|orteil|Orteil's DeviantArt}}
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/ Orteil's official website]
*[http://orteil.dashnet.org/ Orteil's official website]
*{{facebook|https://www.facebook.com/orteil42|Orteil's Facebook profile}}
*{{facebook|OhGodHowDidThisGetHereIAmNotGoodWithComputar|Opti's Facebook profile}}
*[http://steamcommunity.com/id/orteil Play games with Orteil on Steam!]
*[https://plus.google.com/108439847675812471845 Orteil's google plus profile]
*[https://plus.google.com/108439847675812471845 Orteil's google plus profile]
*[https://myspace.com/orteil42 Orteil's myspace]
*[https://myspace.com/orteil42 Orteil's myspace]
*[https://twitter.com/Orteil42 Orteil's twitter]
*orteil42@gmail.com


Skype: Orteil42
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{{DA}}

Revision as of 00:23, 30 July 2014

Cookie Clicker

Cookie Clicker was a "game" developed by failed french/jewish game designer Orteil (Julien "Jew-Lion" Thiennot) and his friend Opti (Erwin Trapp) in 2013. It was first posted as a joke on /v/, where it immediately went viral due to its repetitive gameplay which appealed to autists. The goal of the game is to bake as many cookies as possible by repeatedly clicking on a big cookie in the center of the screen. You can also buy lusty elderly women and a variety of buildings to bake more cookies for you.

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Knockoffs and other idle games

The developer of the kittens game has some kinky fetishes.
When you play the kittens game, you're encouraging furries.

Cookie clicker's popularity has spawned several similar games, the most famous of which are wallbreaker and the kittens game. It is worth noting that the developer of the kittens game is a furry and a huge fan of my little pony, as can be seen from her DA

List of other idle games:

Orteil

Orteil is your typical 4chan user: a 25 year old man who still lives with his parents and spends the majority of his time playing videogames and masturbating. While he used to work on cookie clicker, nowadays he can often be found shitting up /vg/ with banter about his personal life and failures with women.

Orteil Related Faggotry About missing Pics
  • The one and only Orteil.
    The one and only Orteil.
  • Orteil's baguette.
    Orteil's baguette.
  • Orteil's panties.
    Orteil's panties.
  • Orteil is capable of autofellatio.
    Orteil is capable of autofellatio.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • He likes panties.
    He likes panties.
  • Orteil doesn't mind getting sexual with strangers.
    Orteil doesn't mind getting sexual with strangers.
  • Orteil likes cumming deep inside lady vaginas.
    Orteil likes cumming deep inside lady vaginas.
  • Triple breasts.
    Triple breasts.
  • Maybe if he spent less time masturbating his games would be updated faster.
    Maybe if he spent less time masturbating his games would be updated faster.
  • Orteil has a bad history with the creator of Lego Robot comics.
    Orteil has a bad history with the creator of Lego Robot comics.
  • oh.
    oh.
  • JUDEN!!!
    JUDEN!!!
  • He was almost hired to work on Terraria.
    He was almost hired to work on Terraria.
  • Public whining at its finest.
    Public whining at its finest.
  • Yes, you may call me jew lion..
    Yes, you may call me jew lion..
  • Typical "blog post" on /vg/
    Typical "blog post" on /vg/
  • Another "blog post".
    Another "blog post".
  • Orteil is a vagina expert.
    Orteil is a vagina expert.
  • Oh.
    Oh.

External links

Orteil42 Orteil42
orteil42 on tumblr
orteil on deviantART
 https://www.facebook.com/orteil42 on Facebook
 OhGodHowDidThisGetHereIAmNotGoodWithComputar
orteil on Steam
 Orteil42 on Twitter

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