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The Boss

Myth Busted.

Mythbusters Loadbusters is a hardcore nerd-pron hosted by a ginger and a walrus, Nerd cocks everywhere exploded when the pilot first aired on the Discovery channel back in 2003. Since its airing, Adam Savage and Jamie Hynemen^✡ have continued to break new ground in the advancement of modern scientific discovery by blowing up random shit for the lulz. Adam & Jamie hate each others guts, but continue to work together as a team for the common good of science. Jamie Hynemen wears the pants in the relationship though, and could kick Adam's pale, freckly, talcum powder coated, ginger haired ass.

Staff

• Jamie Hynemen: Alpha Walrus and boss, semi talented
• Adam Savage: Second in command and lead talent, beta as fuck, but does not back down to Alpha Walrus
• Scottie Chapman: B& for having tattoos & not being attractive enough for TV, semi talented (great tits though)
• Grant Imahara: Mechanophile (jerks off to robots) and most talented member of the Build Team Hack Pack
• Tori Belleci: Brainless guido and pretty boy hired as a palatable face for TV, talents include grooming his luxurious goat-tee & banging Kari Byron
• Kari Byron: Brainless ginger, hired as eye candy, least talented member of the Hack Pack (great tits though)
• Jessi Combs: Brainless fill-in while Kari was knocked up, ZERO talent, Cousin Oliver of the show (great tits though)

The Hack Pack

Some time during the second season, the producers figured they could save some money by filming more fluff for the show. So they hired three retards to make plaster baking soda volcanoes and two liter mentos fountains in order to fill time while Adam and Jamie thought of cooler shit to blow up. The original Hack pack consisted of Scottie Chapman, Tori Belleci and Kari Byron. Scottie got shit-canned and was replaced with Grant "Robot Fucker" Imahara because there was only room for one hole in the Hack Pack, and she was the least attractive of the two female members. The final assembled team proceeded to fuck up everything they've touched since. Slowly but surely they started bitching to Adam & Jamie about wanting to do cooler projects. Tired of listening to three adult children cry, Adam & Jamie let them play with electricity. Sure as shit they played a funny prank where they shocked Adam with enough voltage to stop his heart. Low and behold they fired the producer, because it's always the baby sitters fault.

Adam was clearly being level headed with his reaction.

Proof that Adam was level headed with his reaction.

The Cannonball Incident

Not learning a god damned fucking thing from the last time they let The Hack Pack play with something dangerous, Adam and Jamie left them unsupervised and gave these three incompetent fools gunpowder and a cannon. Unexpectedly every thing went perfectly as planned and they completed their assignment as instructed......Just kidding, they blasted a fucking cannon ball through a residential neighborhood, sending it through three houses and a mini van killing At least 100 people. Discovery channel, the production team, and the entire cast of the show are probably pretty eager to move on from this embarrassing moment, and most likely would appreciate if this incident was forgotten and erased from the internet.

Clearly a heartfelt, honest, thorough, and accountable, apology

At least there were no cameras filming this humiliating ass kissing.

See Also

• Adam Savage
• Mechanophilia

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