Joseph Martelli

The badassery is Over 9000.

Joseph Martelli is a badass who posts his amazing Jezus videos on Jewtube. He preaches about how you is going to hell for being gay, even though he has admitted to have been gay several times in his videos. He denies that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's word.

Humble Beginnings

Joseph made videos about how everyone is going to hell and how his religion is the supreme one, sometimes bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin. This resulted in his wife divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children, however he apparently won the case, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.

The Supreme Badass Today

Joseph still makes videos today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "death threats" to his sons. You should check it out in your free time but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a troll and turn off all of his comments for exactly a week, or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an evil sinner.

Videos

Joseph being a tolerant Christian. Apparently the party van is coming. Previous Video | Next Video

Joseph being a badass. Shitty tribute to Joseph. Previous Video | Next Video

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Quotes

	“	Stop insulting my religion, and I'm way smarter than you. Your just a troll.	„