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Joseph made videos about how [[fact|everyone is going to hell]] and how [[hitler|his religion is the supreme one]], sometimes [[sick fuck|bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin]]. This resulted in his wife [[win|divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children]], however he apparently [[fail|won the case]], seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today. | Joseph made videos about how [[fact|everyone is going to hell]] and how [[hitler|his religion is the supreme one]], sometimes [[sick fuck|bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin]]. This resulted in his wife [[win|divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children]], however he apparently [[fail|won the case]], seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today. | ||
around this time people started reuploading his videos and making parodies and funny edits most of them are gone because of DMCA by Joseph and some of his computer smart friends. | |||
==Whos is this [[faggot|Holy Warrior]]?== | |||
Joseph is a middle-aged man who goes to street corners and preaches the [[hitler|Lord's]] [[harry potter|word]] to evil fornicators such as [[not|innocent]] pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive [[cock|bike]] | |||
==The Bible Badass in his Prime== | |||
but | Joseph [[Fag]]telli's videos didn't get [[any|much]] views until [[mrrepzion|MrRepFag]] made a video response to him, at which time his video got about [[over 9000|20,000 views]] proving the [[death|future of the human race]]. His video views fell down faster than a [[you|fat guy at a marathon]], but because Joseph is a [[dumbass|badass]] he keeps making videos, with, at maximum, [[fail|100 views]]. | ||
==The Supreme Badass Today== | ==The Supreme Badass Today== | ||
Joseph still makes [[shit|videos]] today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "[[lie|death threats]]" to his sons. You should check it out in your [[life|free time]] but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a [[troll]] and [[lolwut|turn off all of his comments for exactly a week]], or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an [[slut|evil sinner]]. | Joseph still makes [[shit|videos]] today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "[[lie|death threats]]" to his sons. You should check it out in your [[life|free time]] but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a [[troll]] and [[lolwut|turn off all of his comments for exactly a week]], or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an [[slut|evil sinner]]. | ||
==Joseph's Last Card== | ==Joseph's Last Card== | ||
Joseph has recently started fucking with a [[dumbass|badass]] called [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI94TAj3xdZ9ZGR9Zt_-51X7T0aTNEPcg Casio Dark Moon]who dared to make response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started [[desperate|posting his personal information all over]] [[Youtube]]. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all [[kill|worship]] this [[asspie|prophet]] or [[nothing|'''everything''']] bad will happen to you. Joseph has also tried to attack well known youtube atheist [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCravYcv6C0CopL2ukVzhzNw jacklyn glenn] in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4gbsglVFKA&list=UU3cVvPiNLhrgcGJIM7Y0iyA This video] for her video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eytsb1RoWJ8 Christian Sex Hotline] and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like Burger King's gay pride burger or the alleged killing of christians in North Korea a hoax that was disproven to him by [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI94TAj3xdZ9ZGR9Zt_-51X7T0aTNEPcg Casio Dark Moon]. Joseph will do or say anything to stay relevant on youtube | Joseph has recently started fucking with a [[dumbass|badass]] called [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI94TAj3xdZ9ZGR9Zt_-51X7T0aTNEPcg Casio Dark Moon]who dared to make response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started [[desperate|posting his personal information all over]] [[Youtube]]. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all [[kill|worship]] this [[asspie|prophet]] or [[nothing|'''everything''']] bad will happen to you. Joseph has also tried to attack well known youtube atheist [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCravYcv6C0CopL2ukVzhzNw jacklyn glenn] in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4gbsglVFKA&list=UU3cVvPiNLhrgcGJIM7Y0iyA This video] for her video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eytsb1RoWJ8 Christian Sex Hotline] and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like [[faggots|Burger King's gay pride burger]] or the [[fact|alleged killing of christians in North Korea]] a hoax that was disproven to him by [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI94TAj3xdZ9ZGR9Zt_-51X7T0aTNEPcg Casio Dark Moon]. Joseph will [[whore|do or say anything]] to stay relevant on [[youtube|Jewtube]]. | ||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
Revision as of 22:49, 19 July 2014
Joseph Martelli is a badass who posts his amazing Jezus videos on Jewtube. He preaches about how you is going to hell for being gay, even though he has admitted to have been gay several times in his videos. He denies that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's word.
Humble Beginnings
Joseph made videos about how everyone is going to hell and how his religion is the supreme one, sometimes bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin. This resulted in his wife divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children, however he apparently won the case, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.
around this time people started reuploading his videos and making parodies and funny edits most of them are gone because of DMCA by Joseph and some of his computer smart friends.
Whos is this Holy Warrior?
Joseph is a middle-aged man who goes to street corners and preaches the Lord's word to evil fornicators such as innocent pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive bike
The Bible Badass in his Prime
Joseph Fagtelli's videos didn't get much views until MrRepFag made a video response to him, at which time his video got about 20,000 views proving the future of the human race. His video views fell down faster than a fat guy at a marathon, but because Joseph is a badass he keeps making videos, with, at maximum, 100 views.
The Supreme Badass Today
Joseph still makes videos today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "death threats" to his sons. You should check it out in your free time but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a troll and turn off all of his comments for exactly a week, or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an evil sinner.
Joseph's Last Card
Joseph has recently started fucking with a badass called Casio Dark Moonwho dared to make response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started posting his personal information all over Youtube. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all worship this prophet or everything bad will happen to you. Joseph has also tried to attack well known youtube atheist jacklyn glenn in This video for her video Christian Sex Hotline and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like Burger King's gay pride burger or the alleged killing of christians in North Korea a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon. Joseph will do or say anything to stay relevant on Jewtube.
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