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''Not to be confused with: [[Semen]]'' | ''Not to be confused with: [[Semen]]'' | ||
'''Femen''' is a particularly radicalized sect of the [[Feminazi]] terrorist organization. Having abandoned the [[Rage|calm and reasonable]] discussion employed by their more moderate affiliates, Femen has adopted a unique method of shock and awe warfare by baring their breasts publicly in the name of social justice. Casualties have numbered in the thousands as men are briefly incapacitated with laughter and [[boner]]s, but much to Femen's chagrin, not a single male oppressor has been slain in their numerous lightning raids. | '''Femen''' is a particularly radicalized sect of the [[Feminazi]] terrorist organization. Having abandoned the [[Rage|calm and reasonable]] discussion employed by their more moderate affiliates, Femen has adopted a unique method of shock and awe warfare by baring their breasts publicly in the name of [[social justice]]. Casualties have numbered in the thousands as men are briefly incapacitated with laughter and [[boner]]s, but much to Femen's chagrin, not a single male oppressor has been slain in their numerous lightning raids. | ||
== Origins of Terror == | == Origins of Terror == | ||
Revision as of 00:18, 28 August 2014
Not to be confused with: Semen
Femen is a particularly radicalized sect of the Feminazi terrorist organization. Having abandoned the calm and reasonable discussion employed by their more moderate affiliates, Femen has adopted a unique method of shock and awe warfare by baring their breasts publicly in the name of social justice. Casualties have numbered in the thousands as men are briefly incapacitated with laughter and boners, but much to Femen's chagrin, not a single male oppressor has been slain in their numerous lightning raids.
Origins of Terror
Femen began with a couple of bravely self-identified sluts in Russia, because, somehow, Russia's ultra-liberal paradise simply wasn't enough for these champions of uterine freedom. Their first target, naturally enough, was the Russian Orthodox Church; no one can brutally oppress women like an elderly man wearing a stupid outfit. Against all odds, said elderly men were angered rather than subdued by the TnA on display in their hallowed churches.
Femen henceforth decided to be bolder in their guerrilla war against the Patriarchy, and managed to get within a stone's throw of Putin himself, releasing the fury of a thousand whores against him. Whilst illegal Femen propaganda claims that Putin was scarred forever by this attempt on his life, suffering hysterical convulsions at the mere sight of a pair of tits, the truth is quite different. In reality, the leader is so mired in sexual intrigue that he found himself laughing heartily at the size of his would be assassin's breasts.
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Today, the Femen terror network has radicalized confused and vulnerable women the world over, establishing front operations through Europe, the Americas, and even the Middle East. Please, educate your daughters about the nature of this menace. Next time, it could be her tits you see in the news.
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