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<br />'''Buzzfeed''' is a shitty linkbait advertising ploy masquerading as a "humor site", and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the [[Web 2.0]] era. Not only is [[original content]] unheard of, but Buzzfeed actually takes it a step further by posting "articles" that often consist solely of a few [[Tumblr]]-ripped pictures, or even just fucking [http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/50-smileys-youve-probably-never-seen#jbu9xb emoticons]. [[Srsly]].


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The Buzzfeed staff is filled with homosexuals like Christian Zamora, who authored the list "The 21 Most Important Celebrity Bulges of All Time" and "writes" for, yes, Buzzfeed [[LGBT]]. Another "writer" is Lauren Yapalater, a Jewish female who masturbates daily to photos of Zac Efron and is utterly obsessed with him.
 
But that's not surprise. Buzzfeed's ability to churn out "Top 10" lists defies anything the internets have ever known before. The "writers" make completely meaningless and/or gratuitous nonsense lists all day like some sort of [[OCD]] housewife. At times it's funny because they are vaguely racist. Most of the time it's as [[unfunny]] as any [[Uncyclopedia]] joke.
 
The following is an incomplete list of Buzzfeed lists:
 
*"239 Pictures Of Very Different Clouds Behind The Same Image Of Arnold From ''Hey Arnold!''"
*"985 Disney Princesses With A Serious Case of Bitch Face"
*"712 Adorable Puppies That Have No Clue That One Day They Will Die"
*"320 Things Worse Than Learning Beyoncé Lip-Synched At The Inauguration"
*"489 Hedgehogs With Things That Look Like Hedgehogs"
*"Top 543 Things You Can Do With a Carrot"
*"224 Reasons A Panda Should Never Be [[Bestiality|Your BFF]]"
*"850 Happiest Puppies Of All Time"
*"270 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents"




== Words overused at Buzzfeed ==


*Glorious
*Divine
*Majestic
*Heavenly
*Flawless
*Angelic
*Spectacular
*Adorable


<br />'''Buzzfeed''' is a shitty linkbait advertising ploy masquerading as a "humor site" and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the [[Web 2.0]] era.Not only is [[original content]] unheard of, but Buzzfeed actually takes it a step further by posting "articles" that often consist solely of a few [[Tumblr]]-ripped pictures, or even just fucking [http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/50-smileys-youve-probably-never-seen#jbu9xb emoticons]. [[Srsly]].


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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Clickbait]]
*[[Clickbait]]
*[[OCD]]
*[[Web 2.0]]
*[[Web 2.0]]


Revision as of 04:17, 9 September 2014




Buzzfeed is a shitty linkbait advertising ploy masquerading as a "humor site", and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the Web 2.0 era. Not only is original content unheard of, but Buzzfeed actually takes it a step further by posting "articles" that often consist solely of a few Tumblr-ripped pictures, or even just fucking emoticons. Srsly.

The Buzzfeed staff is filled with homosexuals like Christian Zamora, who authored the list "The 21 Most Important Celebrity Bulges of All Time" and "writes" for, yes, Buzzfeed LGBT. Another "writer" is Lauren Yapalater, a Jewish female who masturbates daily to photos of Zac Efron and is utterly obsessed with him.

But that's not surprise. Buzzfeed's ability to churn out "Top 10" lists defies anything the internets have ever known before. The "writers" make completely meaningless and/or gratuitous nonsense lists all day like some sort of OCD housewife. At times it's funny because they are vaguely racist. Most of the time it's as unfunny as any Uncyclopedia joke.

The following is an incomplete list of Buzzfeed lists:

  • "239 Pictures Of Very Different Clouds Behind The Same Image Of Arnold From Hey Arnold!"
  • "985 Disney Princesses With A Serious Case of Bitch Face"
  • "712 Adorable Puppies That Have No Clue That One Day They Will Die"
  • "320 Things Worse Than Learning Beyoncé Lip-Synched At The Inauguration"
  • "489 Hedgehogs With Things That Look Like Hedgehogs"
  • "Top 543 Things You Can Do With a Carrot"
  • "224 Reasons A Panda Should Never Be Your BFF"
  • "850 Happiest Puppies Of All Time"
  • "270 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents"


Words overused at Buzzfeed

  • Glorious
  • Divine
  • Majestic
  • Heavenly
  • Flawless
  • Angelic
  • Spectacular
  • Adorable



See Also

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