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[[File:Jackie.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Jacqueline "Jackie" Coakley (UVa '16) The Rolling Stone Rape LIAR]]
[[File:Jackie.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Jacqueline "Jackie" Coakley (UVa '16) The Rolling Stone Rape LIAR]]

Revision as of 20:26, 31 December 2014

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Jacqueline "Jackie" Coakley (UVa '16) The Rolling Stone Rape LIAR
Prom Night. (The next day, Jackie filed rape charges.)
   
 
Seven men took turns raping her, while two more – her date, Drew, and another man – gave instruction and encouragement. She remembers how the spectators swigged beers, and how they called each other nicknames like Armpit and Blanket. She remembers the men's heft and their sour reek of alcohol mixed with the pungency of marijuana. Most of all, Jackie remembers the pain and the pounding that went on and on.
 

 
 

—Jackie Coakley, recounting her rape fantasy to Rolling Stone magazine

Jackie Coakley or Jacqueline Coakley lied about being raped in order to get attention and sympathy, which is not in itself noteworthy as women do this all the fucking time. She however, took it a step further and whored herself out to Rolling Stone, a piece of shit magazine that is desperately trying to cling unto whatever relevance and edginess it might've had in 1985, so they have decided to take the social justice route in a sad last ditch effort to get recognition like the old media shills they are.

The Charge

"RAPE!!!" screamed Jacqueline "Jackie" Coakley (UVa '16), about 5 seconds after this pic was taken
   
 
Just remember: women never lie about rape. Except for that one time at Duke. And maybe that time at Hofstra. And, okay, that time at Rollins College. Or the time before that at Long Beach Poly High School. And that whole Lena Dunham thing. Yeah, other than that. No lies. Ever.
 

 
 

—Renzy

The case started out typically, with Jackie Coakley calling the Waaaambulance to report her fakerape to Rolling Stone magazine in November 2014.

True to form, the media limpdicks and feminists went apeshit.

The Fallout

   
 
so...is Emma Sulkowicz at Columbia lying like Jackie Coakley did at UVa? #CarryThatWeight
 

 
 

—Question that MUST be asked

The bitch lied before? Well colour me shocked!
The bitch lied before? Well colour me shocked!

Not sure where exactly this story is going, but it's sure to generate a lotta lulz

In the meantime, check HERE for further breaking news about Jackie Coakley ...and HERE for breaking news about that other lying bitch Sabrina Rubin Erdely.

Gallery

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A surprisingly accurate Wikipedia entry for what the cunt did

Click this you fucking asshole. Last good revision in case the SJWs decide to do what they do best.

The Silent Voice

She sat alone at the busy lunch table,
But no one would notice her, for she was learning disabled.
That horrid view from her limiting wheelchair,
Made life look harsh, cruel and terribly unfair.

She was a lone flower in a garden full of weeds,
But no one cared to look beyond her special needs.
She had a mind and feelings just like anyone,
The only difference was she couldn't talk, walk, or run.

The other students were hateful, tossing bottle caps so near,
And I was ever so amazed she didn't react with fear.
She was trapped within a dungeon of despair,
Yet she would smile so sweetly, knowing life she had to bear.

But my best friend and I saw the girl who was inside,
The pretty little girl whose beauty couldn't hide.
I always wondered why she was so forgiving,
Seeing life through her eyes made it all seem worth living.

When we first became friends, we thought we'd be her teachers,
But teaching us compassion became one of her greatest features.
Just to see her beautiful smile,
Made everyday with her seem even more worthwhile.

The friendship, love and respect we've found,
Are words we feel that have no sound.
Her silent voice now speaks to those
Who at first shunned her and chose to close
Their hearts to this special girl,
Whose life has touched this sacred world. 

-Jackie age 12

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