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'''Bluesky Social''' (a.k.a. '''Bsky''', '''Bluecry''', '''Shitter''', '''Retarded Butterfly App''' and '''Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter''') is a [[liberal]] internet [[hugbox]] and [[child pornography]] distribution platform that was launched in [[2023]] by former [[Twitter]] CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin [[cosplayer]] Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over [[Elon Musk]]'s purchase of Twitter in late [[2022]].


'''Annoying Facebook Girl''' is another variation on the shit farm explosion that is Advice Dog Variations. The image macro vaguely lampoons the various vacuous [[16 year old girls]] that plague Facebook (and various other normie social media sites) like flies in the Ethiopian embassy. It's also worth noting  that this archetype of person, (although a meme series on the web), is an actual NPC-type personality that you will encounter [[IRL]].
Bluesky is a [[Plagiarism|1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design]] but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by [[morbidly obese]] blue-haired [[trannies]] and [[bald]]ing [[Pedophiles|male feminist]] [[hipster]]s. In November, [[2024]], Bluesky saw an influx of angry [[Hollywood]] [[pedophile]] [[celebrities]] and [[BAWWW]]ING liberal retards who were fleeing [[Twitter]] en masse following [[Donald Trump]]'s [[epic win]] in the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024 United States Presidential Election]]. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with [[hardcore]] [[child porn]] and crashed their servers.


 
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Featured Article - Bluesky

Bluesky Social (a.k.a. Bsky, Bluecry, Shitter, Retarded Butterfly App and Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter) is a liberal internet hugbox and child pornography distribution platform that was launched in 2023 by former Twitter CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin cosplayer Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter in late 2022.

Bluesky is a 1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by morbidly obese blue-haired trannies and balding male feminist hipsters. In November, 2024, Bluesky saw an influx of angry Hollywood pedophile celebrities and BAWWWING liberal retards who were fleeing Twitter en masse following Donald Trump's epic win in the 2024 United States Presidential Election. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with hardcore child porn and crashed their servers.

(( TWITTER EXODUS TO BLUESKY; AND NOTHING OF VALUE IS LOST ))
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