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'''Peter Daou''' is a [[Lesbian|Lebanese]]-[[Americunt]] douchebag who is a former advisor to ''failed'' [[Democrats|Democratic]] presidential candidates '''[[John Kerry]]''' and '''[[Hillary Clinton]]''' and the creator of the virgin-infested hashtag {{hashtag|HillaryMen}}. Daou is also an [[some argue|alleged]] war criminal who [[Yes|may have been]] complicit in [[Terrorist|the deaths of at least 3,500]] innocent [[Lebanese]] civilians in 1982 – but please don't let him know that we said that since he's previously [[lolsuit|threatened to sue]] people on the [[Twatter]] for mentioning that [[fact]].
 
Peter's current job title is [[literally]] "Hillary Clinton Supporter" since he's too fucking lazy to get a [[Prostitution|real job]].
 
== Hillaryman ==
 
[[File:Hillaryman.jpg|thumb|A [[typical]] Hillary "Man".]]
 
== Qotes ==
 
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|1. Bernie did more [[Oxymoron|damage to Hillary's reputation]] in a few months than Republicans did in 30 years. He is part of the reason [[Owned|Trump is PEOTUS]]|Peter Daou, failing to understand that Hillary Cunton is awful
 
|2. In 2016 Bernie & his surrogates pivoted from a positive issue message to a character assault on Hillary. “[[Fact|Must have been some speeches…]]”|Peter Daou, pretending that secret Wall Street speeches aren't a big deal
 
|3. I chronicled every day of Bernie’s systematic takedown of [[Lucifer|Hillary’s character]]. I called it the Wall Street dog whistle. It was brutal.|Peter Daou, explaining how to be [[pathetic]]
 
|4. Bernie turned a generation of young progressives against the Democratic Party. Thankfully, millions [[Slavery|came back home]] and voted [[Stupid|Dem]].|Peter Daou, not understanding that [[millennials]] ''already hated Hillary Clinton''
 
|5. Bernie’s “movement” became a hate mission against one [[Cunt|woman]], with people throwing dollar bills at her on the street. [[ALL CAPS|HEINOUS]] and [[ALL CAPS|SEXIST]].|Yeah, a woman who rigged a presidential primary and [[Pizzagate|eats babies]]
 
|6. Bernie’s issue message became secondary to his central and [[Justice|unjust]] goal to [[LULZ|make Hillary appear corrupt and in the pocket of Wall Street]].|Hillary is Wall Street's [[Whore|bottom bitch]]
 
|7. Jeff Weaver and Tad Devine took up residence on cable news and bashed [[Divide by zero|Hillary’s integrity]] day in and day out. Relentless and vicious.|Says the douchenugget who helped spread the Bernie Bros. lie
 
|8. Bernie called Hillary '[[Fact|unqualified]]' and said [[Fact|she wasn’t a progressive]]. He enabled a culture of Hillary hate that EXCEEDED the far right.|She only lied to the families of [[Benghazi|four dead Americans]]! It's not a big deal!
 
|9. Bernie never released his full tax returns and his surrogates [[No|pretended]] the primaries were rigged. TRUMP JUST RAN WITH BERNIE’S MESSAGE.|The primaries ''were'' rigged, you obnoxious cuntnugget
 
|10. Now Bernie has the nerve to do the self-promotion circuit and lecture Dems? If we buy his act, we will make [[Hillary Clinton|the same mistakes]] again.|Peter Daou, supporting Trump 2020
 
|Good to see Bernie being an outspoken leader about [[Fake news|Russia interfering with our free elections]] ... oh wait... he's busy attacking Democrats.|Peter Daou, being unable to identify [[fake news]]
 
|Russian accounts repeatedly threatened to rape my wife and slash my throat. For participating in my own country's election. This was REAL.|Peter wouldn't know a Russian if it shoved [[vodka]] up his arse
 
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== See Also ==
 
* [[Kurt Eichenbald]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]] - The owner of the cock that Daou loves to suck.
* [[Bernie Sanders]] - Who Daou is constantly defecating on.
* [[The Donald]] - Who Daou is scared of.
* [[Lebanese]]
* [[India]]
* [[Cuck]]
* [[Beta]]
* [[Pussy]]
 
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://peterdaou.com/2016/03/why-i-plan-to-pursue-defamation-action/ Why I Plan to File Frivolous Lawsuits Against Those Who Speak The Truth]
* [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/peter-daou He also writes garbage for Huffington Shitpost]
 
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