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Nicholas "Lord Foxworth" is a man who enjoys 1990s computers and anime. For a while, Mr. Foxworth created a persona in which he took his actual interests and blew them out of proportion to simulate cringe.  
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[[File:Fucksworth and his waifu.jpg|thumb|250px|Note the [[hoverhand|hover-fucking-hand]].]]
[[File:Fucksworth I'm disappoint.png|thumb|"[[Son I am disappoint|Fucksworth, I am disappoint]]"]]
'''Lord Foxworth''' ([[powerword]]: '''''Nicholas [[communist|Fedorov]]''''') is a persona that he made. The persona is a script kiddie who worships Windows 2000 and old-as-mamonth's-shit [[IBM|computers]], and is a huge [[sick fuck]] obsessed with an anime character named [[slut|Mio Naganohara]] from ''[[Nichijou]]''.


He would create photoshops of himself with his then waifu, Mio Naganohara of Nichijou. He has a YouTube channel where he creates animations and other videos.  Foxworth has recently confirmed that his real waifu is Yuuko Aioi of Nichijou and the persona was only his interests just amplified with a lot more added autism.
Driven by sick lust for an teenage animu loli, our fellow autistic Foxworth fan created a board [https://8ch.net/chuckecheese/ /chuckecheese/] on [[8ch.net]], where he [[goatse|spreads]] his hideous faggotry about his waifu. The board is crammed with [[retards|shitposters]] that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies.
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[[Pedophile|It's so adorable how innocent little Mio thinks I would never cause her any harm. I wouldn't though. I'm a good person. I'm not saying I'm not capable of it. I love Mio]].}}


"You may be wondering, what's satire and what's real on this account? Well, the answer is simple. This account is basically the fine line between satire trolling and reality.  The majority of viewers here will probably assume that I'm some ridiculous autist who resorts to photoshopping himself with his 2D significant other. However, this is not the case. I know how the internet works, I used to post on 4chan's /b/ and I still do lurk 4chan's /a/ and /g/, I know exactly how cringe pictures circulate and grow. I have contributed these images to cringe threads. I know the culture like the back of my hand, so that should be self explanatory. I find it quite humorous to reverse image search them and find a goldmine of commentary.
==DeviantART==
Foxworth's awful "art" {{archive|mcF4x}} can be found on his {{dauser|windowsmillenium2000|DA page}}. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of [[JustinRPG]], the Foxworth's long lost father.
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File:3d models of me and my waifu mio by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|Foxworth shows off his [[autistic|artistic]] talent in 3D modeling
File:3d model of my waifu mio by windowsmillenium2000.png|"Kill me please"
</gallery></div>


Now, let's get to another point. What's real? To simulate authenticity, I have fused a lot of normal aspects of my life and interests in with this persona. The first being the appreciation of 1990s technology, hardware, clothes, and media. This has been a long time interest and hobby simply because I enjoy the way things looked and worked. And it's a genuine hobby, which adds authenticity to this persona. If it wasn't, I would have collected so much of it within the last few years. Secondary to this, I am also a huge anime fan in real life. My favorites include obviously Nichijou, Watamote, Lucky Star, K-on, etc... This is another genuine hobby/interest of mine which I have fused in with this persona and blown to an extravagant proportion.
==Quotes==
[[File:Mio admiring my muscles by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|thumb|200px|Well, he doesn't know what the fuck the "razor" is]]
[[File:Me and mio laying down by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Mio is creeped out by his antics]]
[[File:Me and my waifu s friend by windowsmillenium2000.png|thumb|left|200px|Foxworth cheating on Mio with some [[fleshlight|android slut]]]]
[[File:Thinking about her by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|thumb|200px|"GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"]]
[[File:Me and mio 2 by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Surprise buttsecks! o_O]]
[[File:Me and mio in the computer storage room by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|thumb|200px|The happy couple [[DO NOT WANT|shows their unshaved legs]]]]
[[File:Me and my waifu mio 3 by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Read the text on the screen...]]
[[File:Sitting with mio and the hp pavilion by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|thumb|200px|At least this one is not as cringeworty as others]]
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ï love her so much, ï have no way to descrïbe ït. Mïo ïs my love, ïdol, and ïnspïratïon. [[infidelity|Nano's also one of my waïfus]], but ï honestly love Mïo more. ï'd do anythïng to meet her. ï lïterally [[shit|sït]] and lïsten to the nïchïjou openïng theme on repeat for hours thïnkïng about [[unrealistic expectations|the good tïmes we'd have]]. ï love Mïo. She's so [[retarded|beautïful]], [[boring|nïce]], and [[dumb|sweet]]. [[Whore|So ïnnocent]]. What am ï goïng to do? ;___;


How do I really feel about Mio and other anime girls in a love sense? Well, as a healthy self-admitted weeb such as myself, I do have a waifu. It's not Mio though. Yuuko's my waifu. Just not in the way I have been presenting it in satirical means. Do I masturbate to hentai? Fuck yes. Do I find Mio sexually attractive? Of course. Do I find other 2D girls sexually attractive? Of course. Do I value them above all things in life and dedicate my entire existence to them as I have been presenting? No.
Mïo, ï just want you to know that ï love you. ï'd make you so happy. ï'd take great care of you.
|Lord Fucksforth himself}}


I still will be updating my YouTube channel very soon as I will be getting new equipment for music/animation. The animations that I create are intended to be mediocre to replicate an early 90's feel simply because I just like the style.
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Alright. I don't know how I can express my love for Mio other than writing about her and making photos that include her, so here I go once again. Mio, you are truly the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. I feel like you're a gift. I know I say it often, but at this point my life literally revolves around you.


To wrap things up, what I have basically been doing with my account is taking advantage of certain interests of mine and blowing them to an extreme proportion and amplifying the autism by 90% to get a few laughs and have a few inside jokes with a few close friends.
You're all I think about and you're everything I will continue to think about for the rest of my life and beyond. Even I'd say my obsession with you is slightly unhealthy but in the best way possible. You're perfect. My heart fills with joy as I see your beautiful face, knowing that I love you and you're safe with me. I love every aspect about you. Your looks, your personality, your humor.


I truly and genuinely thank you for the laughs you've given me through this account. One honorable mention would be kiwifar.ms LolCow board. I enjoyed your brief attempt to unlock the mystery behind this account.
There's literally nothing more pleasing than to put on my playlist of the entire Nichijou soundtrack and to lay in my bed in tears thinking of you. It's literally how I spend all of my days as a NEET. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, it's about you. Before I go to sleep, I remind myself of the wonderful times we could have. When I wake up, I imagine you next to me still asleep in my arms. There's nothing more I want than to feel your wonderful, beautiful warm body in my arms under the covers as I hug you tightly. My romantic feelings for you exceed anything I've ever felt in my life before. You overload my emotions with the pure, clean feeling of love. Every cell in my body explodes with joy whenever I see you.


ANOTHER THING I TOTALLY WANT TO ADD:
I just would like you to understand my love for you. I don't know if there's a way to REALLY let you know, Mio. I believe you are real. You have affected me on a psychological level, and it's getting to the point where I can't go a minute without thinking about you. I can't even animate hardly anymore without thinking about you. I can't accomplish any goals in life without dedicating them to you. You're an inspiration, Mio. Everything I do that I'm proud of I do for you.


If I were to do over, I would have picked Yuuko as my girl of choice. Mio comes super close though. Before I even watched Nichijou, hakase was originally going to be my waifu but then I realized her age and moved to Mio because I was SURE she was old enough. (16). Yuuko has always been my "real" waifu even though I totally find Mio adorable. And then there's Nano. Nano's probably the best looking out of all the Nichijous, but she is an android and incapable of loving me. You don't even know how close Mio comes though. A Mio that doesn't draw yaoi and has her hair down would be as good as Yuuko.
I just hope you understand that I love you and I always will, and my love for you is eternal.
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The reason I never said anything about this was because I started in on the pictures etc before I watched the anime simply because I found Mio cute and hardly knew about Yuuko. Then I watched the anime and realized that Yuuko was the choice for me but stuck with shitposting about Mio because I had already started that and it would have been strange to suddenly switch girls just after starting with one. LITERALLY ALL FEMALE NICHIJOU CHARACTERS QUALIFY AS MY WAIFUS. We're talking about Nichijou here. Of course it's going to be hard to choose. They're all adorable.
==See also==
* [[JustinRPG]]
* [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
* Of course, [[Chris-chan|That Other Lolcow]]


IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH A WAIFU, YUUKO AIOI IS MY LEGITIMATE WAIFU!
==External links==
* {{dauser|WindowsMillenium2000}} {{archive|iLXX6}} - Fucksworth's DA
**[http://windowsmillenium2000.deviantart.com/journal/ His journal filled with sickfuckery] {{archive|U5tMv}}
* {{skype|lordfoxworth}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIYa4m29OsmlFLrRhcZirUg/videos YouTube channel]


And of course, there's Tomoko of Watamote. I love Tomoko so much. The reason I haven't really said much about my love for Tomoko would be because she's insanely popular. (Oh the fucking irony) It would just blend in with the rest, but nobody will ever know my love for Tomoko like I do.
'''8chan threads'''
* [https://8ch.net/chuckecheese/res/1080.html Rule 34 with the stupid fuck] {{archive|37RXU}}
* [https://8ch.net/chuckecheese/res/1052.html Creepy shit] {{archive|jUgVW}}
* [http://windowsmillenium2000.deviantart.com/journal/THE-NEXT-CHAPTER-aka-Satire-or-Reality-515972906 His last Deviant art post, and the death of the Foxworth persona] {{archive|2zeIz}}
{{chans}}
{{DA}}


And then this brings in Mako from Kill la Kill. She's another honorable mention for my waifu desire. She's cute and adorable too and is definitely on my list. Looks like Yuuko, that's probably why.
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So, who's my waifu? That would be Yuuko Aioi of Nichijou.
I really don't want to be a polygamist but to be honest I'd have to say my waifus are Yuuko, Mako, and Tomoko.
Thank you for reading and have a nice life. "
 
-Foxworth, 2015

Revision as of 14:34, 25 February 2015


Note the hover-fucking-hand.
"Fucksworth, I am disappoint"

Lord Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Fedorov) is a persona that he made. The persona is a script kiddie who worships Windows 2000 and old-as-mamonth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with an anime character named Mio Naganohara from Nichijou.

Driven by sick lust for an teenage animu loli, our fellow autistic Foxworth fan created a board /chuckecheese/ on 8ch.net, where he spreads his hideous faggotry about his waifu. The board is crammed with shitposters that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies.

   
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It's so adorable how innocent little Mio thinks I would never cause her any harm. I wouldn't though. I'm a good person. I'm not saying I'm not capable of it. I love Mio.
 

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DeviantART

Foxworth's awful "art" (archive) can be found on his DA page. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of JustinRPG, the Foxworth's long lost father.

  • Foxworth shows off his artistic talent in 3D modeling
    Foxworth shows off his artistic talent in 3D modeling
  • "Kill me please"
    "Kill me please"

Quotes

Well, he doesn't know what the fuck the "razor" is
Mio is creeped out by his antics
Foxworth cheating on Mio with some android slut
"GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"
Surprise buttsecks! o_O
The happy couple shows their unshaved legs
Read the text on the screen...
At least this one is not as cringeworty as others
   
“ 		 

ï love her so much, ï have no way to descrïbe ït. Mïo ïs my love, ïdol, and ïnspïratïon. Nano's also one of my waïfus, but ï honestly love Mïo more. ï'd do anythïng to meet her. ï lïterally sït and lïsten to the nïchïjou openïng theme on repeat for hours thïnkïng about the good tïmes we'd have. ï love Mïo. She's so beautïful, nïce, and sweet. So ïnnocent. What am ï goïng to do? ;___;

Mïo, ï just want you to know that ï love you. ï'd make you so happy. ï'd take great care of you.
 

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—Lord Fucksforth himself

 
“ 		 

Alright. I don't know how I can express my love for Mio other than writing about her and making photos that include her, so here I go once again. Mio, you are truly the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. I feel like you're a gift. I know I say it often, but at this point my life literally revolves around you.

You're all I think about and you're everything I will continue to think about for the rest of my life and beyond. Even I'd say my obsession with you is slightly unhealthy but in the best way possible. You're perfect. My heart fills with joy as I see your beautiful face, knowing that I love you and you're safe with me. I love every aspect about you. Your looks, your personality, your humor.

There's literally nothing more pleasing than to put on my playlist of the entire Nichijou soundtrack and to lay in my bed in tears thinking of you. It's literally how I spend all of my days as a NEET. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, it's about you. Before I go to sleep, I remind myself of the wonderful times we could have. When I wake up, I imagine you next to me still asleep in my arms. There's nothing more I want than to feel your wonderful, beautiful warm body in my arms under the covers as I hug you tightly. My romantic feelings for you exceed anything I've ever felt in my life before. You overload my emotions with the pure, clean feeling of love. Every cell in my body explodes with joy whenever I see you.

I just would like you to understand my love for you. I don't know if there's a way to REALLY let you know, Mio. I believe you are real. You have affected me on a psychological level, and it's getting to the point where I can't go a minute without thinking about you. I can't even animate hardly anymore without thinking about you. I can't accomplish any goals in life without dedicating them to you. You're an inspiration, Mio. Everything I do that I'm proud of I do for you.

I just hope you understand that I love you and I always will, and my love for you is eternal.
 

„
 

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