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Power Rangers is a show that everyone used to watch at least for two years of their life, but will never admit to doing so. First aired on Fox in 1993 when you where still hoping to get a Sega for Christmas(assuming you were alive then,) the show has had 19 seasons give or take, two movies and over 700 episodes, though noone seems to know why. The show itself is based mainly on a jap show know as Super Sentai. It can pretty much be summed up as Sailor Moon + Voltron + Crap = Power Rangers.

Every Single Episode

Fuck your childhood
  • Power Rangers as normal faggots
  • Introduce life lesson to be learned
  • Fight those gray clay dudes (win)
  • See monster and morph into Power Rangers
  • Fight monster and lose because it's too early
  • Wrestle with issues for 10 minutes before coming to conclusion that could have been reached in 10 seconds
  • Fight with monster again and seemingly win
  • The monster becomes giant
  • Power Rangers summon giant robot
  • Fight the giant monster and destroy half the city then cut it in half with a power sword attack
  • Power Rangers as normal faggots and talk about what they learned

The Power Rangers

Original Power Rangers in all of their spandex glory.
Kimberley transforms.

The Original Power Rangers

The Original Power Rangers were well-known for being a clusterfuck of lulzy racist sterotypes, though noone seemed to care. Supporters of the show said it was to keep kids from being confused, but we all know it was to teach them the truth.

  • Nigger Ranger Zack: Portrayed by black person whose suit was also black. Is good at hip-hop dancing, and incorporates it into fighting. Wow. Also, he has the only weapon that turns into a gun.
  • Yellow Ranger Trini: Portrayed by an Asian woman (coincidence?). Known as "The Other Girl". Died in a car accident in 2001 that was arranged by FOX executives as a not-too-subtle apology for featuring so many revolting minorities on a kids' show. She was cremated and fed to Zordon, because anything from Asia is an aphrodisiac once it's turned into powder.
  • Red Ranger Jason: Your typical jock normalfag. Was a karate master and outdoor sports fan IRL at time of filming. He somehow became a fatass after quitting.
  • Blue Ranger Billy Bob: Only one with half a brain. Closet Homosexual and supernerd.
  • Pink Ranger Kimberly: The most confusing ranger of all. Always confused the group by not being in the kitchen, though the more astute fans were clever enough to realize that this is because she has a penis. Also a hottie.
  • Green Ranger Tommy: Only present to meet the spic quota (are you starting to get the subliminal message yet?). Had a sweet ponytail and betrayed the other guys about a thousand times, but they always let him come back because... well... who else was going to mow their lawns?
  • White Ranger "Same guy as above": a faggot that all the weaboo fangirls love; was the Green guy at first. Rapes the red guy and steals his leadership position.
  • Zordon - A giant face that gives orders. Later on we find out he just an old man in a bag. Also a Racist, probably due to the fact that he's like 8-million-years-old.
  • Alpha- Zordon's gay little bitch robot. Gayer then C-3P0 and the blue ranger combined. Had a nipple-shaped head and ran around saying homo things. His catch phrase was "Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi."
  • Lord Zedd Zed The main bad guy. Had his skin inside-out and wore a silver thong. He also wore an S&M mask with a penis on top of it.
  • Rita Repulsa the original bad guy despite having a vagina and a really annoying voice, replaced by Zedd, but fans complained, so she later came back and lost her virginity to Zedd.


The Akiba Rangers(unofficial)

  • Akiba Blue - Delicious 16 years old tomboy jailbait who is Akiba Red's 1st bottom bitch. Likes to kick people's asses with her martial art, even though women can't fight.
    • Luna - the new akiba blue in season 2. Basically the retard that serves no purpose other than to pursue a life of popular idol that has nothing to do with being a ranger.
  • Akiba Yellow - A 23 year old female otaku who likes to cosplay and drawing manga about men gay secks. She was suppose to be the retard of the show until she got replaced that role by Luna in the 2nd season.

Length

It has moar series' and spin-off's than Menudo has members. It's not like anyone cared after the original pink slut ranger left, anyway. Except the 16 year old Green/Pink Ranger shippers, of course - seriously, over 9,000% of all fanfiction from this series is about Green and Pink being emo over each other for breaking up between the original series and Zeo.


List of Power Rangers series

Asian Rangers have green hair because fangirls think its SUPER KAWAII seriously...they do.
Furry encounter in Power Rangers.
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
  • Season Two where they replace the Black guy with a Korean, the Asian girl with a black girl, and the Red dude with a beaner. Cause the original Red was like "I want a raise", so he got fired, and the black guy was like "Ah hell no boy, if he goes I go" and he got fired too, and they fired the Asian girl cause they felt like it.
  • Season Three where they become KKK Ninjas and get an Australian whore.
  • Alien Rangers, cause 40 Year old fanfic writers made the Rangers AR and wanted some alien pussy.
  • Power Rangers Zeo, where they replace Animals for shapes so they can reverse what the fanfic writers did. Former Red guy comes back as Gold guy to try to take revenge on the White guy turned new Red guy for his sodomized buttcheeks. Former Red guy fails, loses his powers, and gets fondled by King Mondo.
  • Voicelugger [1]
  • CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRANGER, more AP in this one.
  • Power Rangers in Space. Dark Spectre caused 9/11 SPOILERS ANDROS KILLS ZORDON!
  • Power Rangers get Lost in Space, more specifically a Galaxy. Jihad Stingwingers cause 9/11 and it's up to the Rangers in a big floating root beer barrel and the sexy dominatrix Pink Ranger Karone to save the universe.
  • Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue, where they use the same races for each color as the previous serious and have a voyeur Red Ranger. Also includes a faggot Titanium Man that was in only 5 episodes and said he did all the work.


  • Power Rangers Fuck up our Time Line, includes multiple Asians. In a twist of fate, 9/11 caused cut scenes!
  • Power Rangers Hippie Force, where an abridged version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the catchphrase. Had a crossover with over 9,000 Red Rangers who all gang-raped the Big Bad Beetleborgs. The first show made by Disney. Also the Red Ranger from this show just got arrested for killing his roommate.
  • Ninja Power Rangers, includes several wapanese, also includes an Asian that acts white. Plus, their leader is a talking hamster!
  • Power Rangers Dino Thunder, cause they ran out of ideas, HOLY SHIT TOMMY COMES BACK AS THE BLACK RANGER!
  • Power Rangers STD, where the Green Ranger says Buttery and everyone thinks its funny. Includes multiple furry encounters (FYI, their boss is that dog guy in the picture and his assistant is a catgirl), its shit like this that turns kids into furries when they grow up.
  • Power Rangers Harry Potter Force, Kumar makes a appearance as the Red Ranger, both his parents are white people.
  • Power Rangers Construction Crew, where they bring back 5 of the older guys for an orgy (thus firing the new guys), and they have a Black Black Ranger that raps. Asian Ranger has small penis, the new nigger ranger acknowledges this. Nigger Ranger currently owns a Ranger Cast hugbox where you can worship Power Rangers actors.
  • Power Rangers Operation Overdrive - The one where the Nigger Ranger is actually a Nigger for the first time since Mighty Morphin not so coincidentally he's also a thief.
  • Power Rangers Jungle Furry, 2008 series. Oh shit Furry's have invaded Power Rangers. The Japanese version was called JewFurry Sentai GekiFurryJew Rangers and had a bunch of Furry Martial art masters. Now in Jungle Furry, it's a bunch of Furry Ranger Martial Art masters passing on their furry to a white kung fu master that owns a Pizza shop. And he passes on the Furry down to young Rangers and they spread the Furry to the little kids....dear God. Luckily, Riki is going to come down and beat the shit out of those Furries.
  • Power Rangers RPM, where the world is taken over by a computer virus. The rangers are composed of a blue ranger that speaks in Woll smoth, a black ranger who is a cyborg with amnesia that gets more character development than all the other rangers combined, and the worst special rangers ever. Oh yeah. And the Black and Green rangers are lovers.
  • Mighty Morphin Rerun Rangers, After Disney said fuck you to Toei they decided to start showing reruns of the first season with shitty effects, based on the special edition of "The Warriors" and the live-action Batman show. Disney then lost the rights to Power Rangers.
  • Power Rangers Samurai...Just Samurai, Saban got back the rights because he thought Disney didn't exploit it properly. It's a carbon copy of Shinkenger, and thus hated by the fanbase even though Time Force was a carbon copy of Sentai and fans ate that shit up.
  • Power Rangers Super Samurai, Because they're money grubbing whores, Saban and Nickelodeon took the last half of Shinkenger, and adapted it into it's own season. Actors were better, but perv fanboys still wanted to fuck the pink and yellow rangers to kingdom come.
  • Power Rangers Megaforce (We're running out of names), 20th Season. When it started, fanboys said "ZOMG!!!!! wHy dIdN't SaBaN uSe tEh GoKaIgEr FoOtAGe!!!!1111 GoSeIgEr iZ tEh sUxXorZ!!!!!!!!!111111111." When the cast was revealed, they were like, "ZOMG!!!!!!1111 I wAnT tO SeXxXxXxXxXxXx tEh YeLloW rAnGeR!!!!!!!!111111111111 When the first episode aired, they were like "ZOMG!!!!!1111111 sAbAn iZ uSiNg tEh LeGeNd WaR fOoTaGe fRoM tEh GoKaIgErZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111." They have a bigger version of their morphers as their mentor, and the retarded love child of Johnny 5 and WALL-E as the Alpha for this season.
  • Power Rangers Super Megaforce (Seriously, we are really running out of names), The 21st season. The rangers can turn into all the other rangers. The black ranger will become the green ranger, which makes no fucking sense. But as long as Saban gets that money, he really doesn't give a shit. Fanboys are also butthurt just because only ten former actors are coming back. "OMG!!!!!!1111111 tOmMy iZ cOmInG bAcK tO tEh sHoW aZ tEh GrEen aNd WhItE rAnGeRz!!!!!!1111111" Fans got really pissed when Wapanese Power Rangers not seen on tv before were used.
  • Power Rangers Dino Charge (Yeah, we fired the naming guy), 22nd season. The third dino-themed season. Again, like with all seasons, fans are pissed because this is the first instance where a Sentai season will be skipped over. Seriously, this damn fandom is made up of whiny manchildren. But it's okay, because Judd Lynn is coming back. You know, the same guy who people hated during the later half of RPM.
  • Power Rangers Dino Supercharge The 23rd season that will air in 2016. Hey, at least it's not called Super Dino Charge. Some progress is better than none, I guess.
  • Akiba Ranger (the poorly written parody) 2 season. A parody to everything above. This time, it sets in the real world japan city full of japanese degenerate, as well as land of waifu: Akihabara. The show star with only 3 rangers who are unofficial because they are all loser living in their mom's basement. The 3 hero must fight against da evil coporation jews led by some hot mama slut who is a porn actress irl. In a typical episode pattern, the rangers will encounter a new asshole that tries to destory akiba, the heros and villian clashed, akiba red will make a reference to everything above just like how family guy kept making unfunny reference to movies and TV, then the villian is defeated by the rangers finish move, if not the rangers will burrow the already existing power of other rangers mentioned above because they are unofficial and because they suck. Akiba Red later fucked the world by breaking the 4th wall, thus created time paradox and found out the creator of this piece of show, who is also the creator of all ranger series is the final boss. Akiba blue was later replace by some mentally retarded pop idol in season 2.

The Movies

In an attempt to make more $$$ Fox released 2 movies to the big screen and grossed over 60 million dollars mainly due to all the parents who payed the 10 bucks a pop to sit in a room full of screaming kids and watch a bad movie about a bad show rather then just molest their kids like they should have.

  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

    This is the REAL storyline: A giant egg hatches a purple man named Ooze who looks like Ozzy Osbourne mixed with a goat. Ooze traps Zedd in a snowglobe and starts handing out "Ooze" to lolis. The ooze given to the lolis turn their parents into zombies. The Power Rangers come to save the day and in doing so get their asses kicked and the command center gets hurricaned iked to much lulz. Zordon is almost killed causing the rangers to lose their power and we find out the face in the tube was nothing more then an old man in a bag.The rangers somehow teleport to unkown planet and become Ninjas with help from a scantily clad woman. The rangers come back to earth defeat ooze in outerspace by using a comet. I shit you not. The zombie spell is broken and everyone lives happily ever. The most important memorable part is when "Jump Around" by House of Pain plays.
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo
    also known as Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie or simply shit.
    Unlike the first movie fox wouldn't even spring for C.G effects or good outfits. The actors had to wear spandex and the robots where just costumed actors. No one saw this move partly due to the fact that Fox wouldn't even pay for advertising and secondly because it was shit. The rangers go around chasing a Pirate who is chasing a Wizard. Seriously. Jason and Kimberly die but only for a half a second before being brought back to life. Watching this movie may give you Aids.

Power/Rangers

Power/Ranger is a grimdark parody/tribute to The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers by Joseph Kahn and Adi Shankar. It was removed from YouTube and Vimeo by the killjoys at Saban Entertainment, once again proving that copyrights serve corporations at the expense of true artists – true artists who can do more in fifteen minutes than what Saben did in two hour-and-half-long feature films. In addition, Kahn and Shankar apparently can't base their work on a work that Saben based on a work from Japan.

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