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[[image:ECH.jpg|thumb|right|The [[fag|man]] himself, failing to capture [[Reaction Guy]]'s natural expression]] | [[image:ECH.jpg|thumb|right|The [[fag|man]] himself, failing to capture [[Reaction Guy]]'s natural expression]] | ||
'''[http://www.youtube.com/JonTronShow JonTron]''' (AKA Jon [[ | '''[http://www.youtube.com/JonTronShow JonTron]''' (AKA Jon [[gypsy|Jafari]]) is an [[Unfunny]] [[Video Game Reviewers|youtube gaymer]] that always makes [[Shitty|amazing]] review videos. He has [[Old meme|over 1,700,000]] [[Fantards|subscribers]] that would suck his [[dick]] anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of [[Jew Gold]] for doing nothing but a lot of screaming with some jump shots in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other Youtube reviewers is because he was in [[Game Grumps]] and for some reaction gifs [[forced meme|posted over and over]] on /v/. | ||
==Life before the JonTronShow== | ==Life before the JonTronShow== | ||
[[image:JonTron_Abuse.jpg|thumb|How to stalk JonTron!]] | [[image:JonTron_Abuse.jpg|thumb|How to stalk JonTron!]] | ||
[[Nobody cares]] about Jon's life before YouTube. He got his start in [[Newgrounds]] in 2003 as "BirdmanXZ6" to sound edgy like a NGFag would. It's a little-known fact that Jon has quite the [[WTF|onion fetish]] as most of his animations were about onions and whatever he thought was a [[bad|good]] idea while in a [[drugs|creative mood]]. The only thing we know and actually care about is that he got [[raped|abused]] by his [[parents]] and that's what got him to have his [[I'm so random|random personality]]. | |||
==[[JewTube]] career== | ==[[JewTube]] career== | ||
===The Start=== | ===The Start=== | ||
[[Last Thursday|On August 31st, 2010]], Jon created his brand new channel for his brand new show, under the name of JonTronShow, advertising it on his Newgrounds | [[Last Thursday|On August 31st, 2010]], Jon created his brand new channel for his brand new show, under the name of JonTronShow, [[spamming|advertising]] it on his Newgrounds, which did jack-all for his career but left us with some nice juicy evidence of how much of an attention whore Jon truly is, leaving a trail of fail and shit so pathetic and uneventful that [[nobody cares]] about it. Jon whored himself out everywhere except for Twitter (which was [[cock|too hard]] for him), proving that he was more clueless in [[Computer Science III]] than your [[16 year old girls|sexy teenage sister.]] | ||
His first videos were... [[special]]. | |||
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Before devolving into virtual diarrhea, Jon started as an actual "reviewer," marginally better than [[Game Dude]], but for the most part [[Boring|generic]]. Eventually he captured a niche audience of sugar-high 13 year olds and turned into his modern "lol, so randum", [[shit noone cares about|off-topic]], [[mfw]] asswipery. | |||
===Game Grumps=== | ===Game Grumps=== | ||
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After lots of time, he created lots of videos, made lots of [[fans]], and made lots of precious [[Jew gold]]s. After that all that happy horseshit happened, he decided to [[not really|completely]] abandon his channel and fans to create a new channel with his Newgrounds buttbuddy, [[Egoraptor]], called "The '''Game Grumps'''". | After lots of time, he created lots of videos, made lots of [[fans]], and made lots of precious [[Jew gold]]s. After that all that happy horseshit happened, he decided to [[not really|completely]] abandon his channel and fans to create a new channel with his Newgrounds buttbuddy, [[Egoraptor]], called "The '''Game Grumps'''". | ||
They basically just played video games while Jon made funny noises with his armpits and Arin went [[Batshit insane|batshit]]. | They basically just played video games while Jon made funny noises with his armpits and Arin went [[Batshit insane|batshit]]. It was as if you combined two Let's Play channels into one for twice the boredom and quadruple the faggotry. Shame they didn't show themselves on camera, due to the lulz of watching Jon bang Erin's bitch while he plays [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] potentially making up for years of obnoxious yelling. | ||
Big | Big surprise, he left [[GG]] after some time, and all the [[fantards cried in sorrow]]. He said that he left because he actually wanted to make videos on his channel instead of making videos on Game Grumps, but [[nobody]] believed his bullshit. The [[faggots|conspiracy theorists]] started thinking that there was something [[Vagina|deeper]] in this story. Most thought that he actually left because his [[My Little Pony|friendship]] with [[Egoraptor|Arin]] started fading thanks to him getting his gypsy juices on Arin's girlfriend. The most [[bullshit|believable]] theory of them all is that Arin's girlfriend punched JonTron's girlfriend in the [[dick|vaggoo]]. [[Lies|(Did I mention that he got a girlfriend?)]] | ||
Jon went back to making videos for his channel, he got replaced with [[fag|Danny]], but the theories are still being made and the fans are still [[whining]] about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos, with Arin drinking up the fanbois' tears like his favorite bar drink. | Jon went back to making videos for his channel, he got replaced with [[fag|Danny]], but the theories are still being made and the fans are still [[whining]] about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos, with Arin drinking up the fanbois' tears like his favorite bar drink. | ||
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===Now=== | ===Now=== | ||
Now his videos are [[ | Now his videos are [[lies|way better]]. He actually records from a [[No|quality HD]] camera and not a [[potato]]. He only got really popular with the Game Grumps, but the thing he got the most popularity from probably are the [[memes|meems]] he spawned from his gypsy ass. | ||
==What about the Maymays== | ==What about the Maymays== | ||
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Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy [[jew]] that only wants money, he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the [[internets]]. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos as shameless as he possibly can make them, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. Essentially, it's free advertising by making a shit-caked ass of yourself. [[Bullshit|I don't see anything wrong here]], moving on. | Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy [[jew]] that only wants money, he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the [[internets]]. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos as shameless as he possibly can make them, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. Essentially, it's free advertising by making a shit-caked ass of yourself. [[Bullshit|I don't see anything wrong here]], moving on. | ||
==The | ==The "Retard" Controversy== | ||
<center>{{quote|Retarded|Jontron, on PSNow and [http://www.twitter.com/benhuber some fag].}}</center> | <center>{{quote|Retarded|Jontron, on PSNow and [http://www.twitter.com/benhuber some fag].}}</center> | ||
Revision as of 00:19, 1 May 2015
JonTron (AKA Jon Jafari) is an Unfunny youtube gaymer that always makes amazing review videos. He has over 1,700,000 subscribers that would suck his dick anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of Jew Gold for doing nothing but a lot of screaming with some jump shots in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other Youtube reviewers is because he was in Game Grumps and for some reaction gifs posted over and over on /v/.
Life before the JonTronShow
Nobody cares about Jon's life before YouTube. He got his start in Newgrounds in 2003 as "BirdmanXZ6" to sound edgy like a NGFag would. It's a little-known fact that Jon has quite the onion fetish as most of his animations were about onions and whatever he thought was a good idea while in a creative mood. The only thing we know and actually care about is that he got abused by his parents and that's what got him to have his random personality.
JewTube career
The Start
On August 31st, 2010, Jon created his brand new channel for his brand new show, under the name of JonTronShow, advertising it on his Newgrounds, which did jack-all for his career but left us with some nice juicy evidence of how much of an attention whore Jon truly is, leaving a trail of fail and shit so pathetic and uneventful that nobody cares about it. Jon whored himself out everywhere except for Twitter (which was too hard for him), proving that he was more clueless in Computer Science III than your sexy teenage sister.
His first videos were... special.
Previous Video | Next Video
Before devolving into virtual diarrhea, Jon started as an actual "reviewer," marginally better than Game Dude, but for the most part generic. Eventually he captured a niche audience of sugar-high 13 year olds and turned into his modern "lol, so randum", off-topic, mfw asswipery.
Game Grumps
Moar info: Game Grumps.
After lots of time, he created lots of videos, made lots of fans, and made lots of precious Jew golds. After that all that happy horseshit happened, he decided to completely abandon his channel and fans to create a new channel with his Newgrounds buttbuddy, Egoraptor, called "The Game Grumps".
They basically just played video games while Jon made funny noises with his armpits and Arin went batshit. It was as if you combined two Let's Play channels into one for twice the boredom and quadruple the faggotry. Shame they didn't show themselves on camera, due to the lulz of watching Jon bang Erin's bitch while he plays Sonic the Hedgehog potentially making up for years of obnoxious yelling.
Big surprise, he left GG after some time, and all the fantards cried in sorrow. He said that he left because he actually wanted to make videos on his channel instead of making videos on Game Grumps, but nobody believed his bullshit. The conspiracy theorists started thinking that there was something deeper in this story. Most thought that he actually left because his friendship with Arin started fading thanks to him getting his gypsy juices on Arin's girlfriend. The most believable theory of them all is that Arin's girlfriend punched JonTron's girlfriend in the vaggoo. (Did I mention that he got a girlfriend?)
Jon went back to making videos for his channel, he got replaced with Danny, but the theories are still being made and the fans are still whining about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos, with Arin drinking up the fanbois' tears like his favorite bar drink.
Now
Now his videos are way better. He actually records from a quality HD camera and not a potato. He only got really popular with the Game Grumps, but the thing he got the most popularity from probably are the meems he spawned from his gypsy ass.
What about the Maymays
By "memes", we mean reaction GIFs, but he made them into a meme thanks to the material he provides to make them. And yes, he's aware they exist, he doesn't care, and is the only reason his videos have any notoriety outside of his cyborg bird. In Jon's videos, there are a lot of moments of him just reacting to stuff in a shameless display with a rapid close up to his face when he does it. So his fans, thinking that these moments should be immortalized in gold and diamonds, took these moments and posted them on 4chan as a reaction reacting to stuff to get more reactions.
Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy jew that only wants money, he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the internets. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos as shameless as he possibly can make them, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. Essentially, it's free advertising by making a shit-caked ass of yourself. I don't see anything wrong here, moving on.
The "Retard" Controversy
—Jontron, on PSNow and some fag. | ||
Sometime in 2014, Jon BTFO'd some sissy faggot that got butthurt of Jon's use of "retarded", so naturally all the tumblrettes got up on arms. Or keyboards, rather. After all the expected death threats, Jon declared Tumblr the worst site ever. There was a huge period of butthurt, everyone forgot about it, and that's about it. And people wonder why we got more sensitive to everything over the years, it's like our skin grew thinner as we grew older.
Extrenal Links
JonTronShow - His channel- BirdmanXz6 - His old channel
JonTronShow - His twatter that he surprisingly now knows how to use- TheOnionKing - His old twatter when he didn't know how to use it.
- His Newgrounds
- The legendary "retarded" twitter post
- His Yahoo Answers account
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