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The Underground King of Pedophile Homosexual Shyt
Evil pimp is a Faggot who's showing off his god given gift as a man and turn it into filth. Stealing Three six mafia Lyrics as well as UGK, Guns & Roses and even non rap. His fans are usually between the age of 12 - 39. From molested weak children who were picked on that have matured enough to become grown molested men.
- Some argue that his music are like angels licking your ear and preparing you for the ultimate sacrifice.
Christianity plays a huge role within this homosexual rapper's lifestyle. This is the first man who's not from memphis Tennessee to successfully undergo a lifestyle of sex crazed men and hungry little kids.
First Album - Homosexual Rite
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Lies to his fans
After a drunk gay party at the club in Cedar Rapids, Iowa called the Alley Cat there was a drunk transsexual that wanted to party back at his mom's house, he took her to the room and found out that she has a man made pussy. Catrin was mad about the ungodly site so he did what any man would do and record his sexual adventure with the transsexual that was clearly drugged with Rohypnol. The bitch wanted to "Fuck" he clearly denies that he already fucked a bitch with her clothes on.
Alley Cat Cedar Rapids, 1548 A St. SW, 363.5959
Club Basix, 3916 1st Ave., NE, 363.3194
The Nature of Homosexual Pimps
Homos are normal people who have gay sex the same way heteros do: in private; whereas faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated better than gods. Faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:
- Married but around men all day
- Talking with a lithp.
- Marching in a "Gay Pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
- Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
- Saying "Hel-Loo!".
- Not talking and wearing shitty signs on "The Day of Silence", honoring some suicidal fag. *footnote, suicidal fags will never be an hero
- Working for Police
- Recording phone calls
- keeping said recorded phone calls
- Masturbating to recorded calls
The passion of Catrin Christ
Every 3 months Catrin T. Rhodes ventures off into the wild wild woods of Iowa as a Pastor for the Saint Paul Evangelical Church. His victims do not see him coming until it's too late. This inspired his 2002 Soundtrack "Witness your Molester"
His kids were taken away from him during the course of his career. Later in 2011 he showed an illegal video of his kids working pretty hard to even produce a single for his old album Get Hard or Go home
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Youtube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/GangsatRo
Consists of rape videos, horrible FL studio I mean nigger like studio where he raps about the hard streets of Cedar Rapids Iowa where they mow lawn, pave grounds and smoke on synthetic dope. Iowa Gangsta was the number single of November 2010. For this nigger it made him only 1 dollar and two shits. That dollar was put towards a mcdouble where Mcdonalds approved that it would be the main nigger food for Iowans.
Evil pimp fans
His fans consist of gay white boys, nerdy black niggers and asians who are imported from mexico.
- Evil Stallionaire
- Quarter Queer
The rest are nerdy niggers who download all of his music. How can you make money if you don't sell an album?