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==Lizzie's "Art"==
==Lizzie's "Art"==


==Things Lizzie did despite claiming to be "innocent"==
==Things Lizzie did despite claiming to be "innocent"==
Ever since she started using the Globelamp name, Lizzie has gotten into a ton of drama on a constant, regular basis regarding people she met and people she wishes would give her the clout she craves deeply. This is all due to her lack of talent and has, unsurprisingly, led to her [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter|Twatter]] accounts getting suspended multiple times.
>complete nobody who desperately wants to be a successful musician despite her… underwhelming… amount of talent
> thinks that attacking LITERALLY every pop girl/ indie darling under the sun on twitter will help her get the clout she craves
> gets into drama like this on a constant, regular basis and is completely wrecked by the fanbase of whoever she attacks every time it happens
> years of obvious bad sockpuppetry/ pretending to have fans (mainly twitter/ reddit but apparently it's on nearly every platform)
> complicated abuse accusations against the dude from foxygen (i believe he got a restraining order against her) in addition to abuse/ manipulation allegations from several other musicians and people in her past
> lying about abuse on her gofundme to get her busted teeth fixed (claimed her ex broke them but she apparently just fell out of a shopping cart drunkenly)
> her wikipedia page reads like she wrote it herself so i'm sure she did
> apparently infamous in the Washington music scene for her behavior and burning every bridge she's ever had
> has attacked musicians who were initially trying to help/ sympathize with her, like sean lennon, waxahatchee etc


==How to troll Lizzie==
==How to troll Lizzie==

Revision as of 00:12, 20 August 2021

Echidamu

Echidamu, previously known as Thunder808, ThunderSnowolf, and Donutbandit (powerword: Nova Palmer) is just one of the many autistic furfags roaming around the shitty land known as DevianTART. What makes Echidamu different, however, is that she loves to start shit but act innocent in the end when people bitch to her. As far as her drawings go, she does nothing but the Lupus Sapiens, people have come to the realization that they're nothing but shitty Geodudes in with the bodies of wolves.

How it Began

Born on August 15th, 1999, and hailing from Alaska, this furfag

Criticism

Globelamp

This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
ATTENTION!
The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

Elizabeth "Lizzie" Le Fey Gomez (born in 1987), also known as Globelamp after her favorite childhood lamp[1] and FairyTeaParty, is an Americunt "musician" who is really a degenerate libtard vegan egirl that thinks she's a spic. She is known for spreading various kinds of propaganda on the Internets and bitching about people more famous than her despite being an absolute nobody compared to them. No one gave a single fuck about Lizzie until she started spreading accusations about Taylor Swift and various other singers for supporting her "abuser" with no proof whatsoever. Unsurprisingly, this made many 13 year old girls start spreading hate on her without even knowing who she is.[2][3]

Origins

Lizzie was born in the state of California to redneck parents who made her think she is a spic just because of her birth name, which led to her claiming to be an adopted Puerto Rican many years later[4], despite not having any evidence of it. In 2000-something, she decided to move on with her life and left her family to move to Washington and take classes at the Evergreen State College. Proving yet again that the school system is a failure, someone convinced Lizzie that she could sing when she arrived to ESC, and she decided to post videos of her performing original songs she wrote on the JewTubes. The rest, as they say, is history.

Lizzie's "Art"

Things Lizzie did despite claiming to be "innocent"

Ever since she started using the Globelamp name, Lizzie has gotten into a ton of drama on a constant, regular basis regarding people she met and people she wishes would give her the clout she craves deeply. This is all due to her lack of talent and has, unsurprisingly, led to her Facebook and Twatter accounts getting suspended multiple times.

>complete nobody who desperately wants to be a successful musician despite her… underwhelming… amount of talent > thinks that attacking LITERALLY every pop girl/ indie darling under the sun on twitter will help her get the clout she craves > gets into drama like this on a constant, regular basis and is completely wrecked by the fanbase of whoever she attacks every time it happens > years of obvious bad sockpuppetry/ pretending to have fans (mainly twitter/ reddit but apparently it's on nearly every platform) > complicated abuse accusations against the dude from foxygen (i believe he got a restraining order against her) in addition to abuse/ manipulation allegations from several other musicians and people in her past > lying about abuse on her gofundme to get her busted teeth fixed (claimed her ex broke them but she apparently just fell out of a shopping cart drunkenly) > her wikipedia page reads like she wrote it herself so i'm sure she did > apparently infamous in the Washington music scene for her behavior and burning every bridge she's ever had > has attacked musicians who were initially trying to help/ sympathize with her, like sean lennon, waxahatchee etc

How to troll Lizzie

  1. Call her Lizzie.
  2. Tell her Sam France is innocent.
  3. Tell her you're a Melanie Martinez fan.
  4. Pretend to like her "music."
  5. Call her out for being a fake feminist.
  6. Show her real feminism.