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'''[[Powerword|Howard Barton Unruh]]''' (January 21, [[Old|1921]] – October 19, [[Lolwut|2009]]), was a [[Faggot|deeply closeted]] [[Oldfag|World War II veteran]], and the [[Epic Win|first mass shooter in Amerimutt history]]. He managed [[Win|13 kills and 3 injuries]] with a [[Gun| | '''[[Powerword|Howard Barton Unruh]]''' (January 21, [[Old|1921]] – October 19, [[Lolwut|2009]]), was a [[Faggot|deeply closeted]] [[Oldfag|World War II veteran]], and the [[Epic Win|first mass shooter in Amerimutt history]]. He managed [[Win|13 kills and 3 injuries]] with a [[Gun|Lüger]] in only [[GOTTA GO FAST|twelve minutes]]! While not as impressive as [[Adam Lanza|other]] [[Cho Seung-hui|mass]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|shooters]], he laid out the groundwork for future [[You|edgy faggots who want to take out their frustration on other people]]. Guess all that [[Ass rape|military training]] paid off. | ||
His [[At least 100 years|1949]] [[New Jersey]] chimpout was the deadliest shooting for 17 YEARS, until [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charlie Whitman]] stepped up and managed [[Holy shit|17 kills and 31 injuries]] in [[Texas]], on [[Last thursday|1966]]. | His [[At least 100 years|1949]] [[New Jersey]] chimpout was the deadliest shooting for 17 YEARS, until [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charlie Whitman]] stepped up and managed [[Holy shit|17 kills and 31 injuries]] in [[Texas]], on [[Last thursday|1966]]. | ||
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Howard Unruh
Howard Barton Unruh (January 21, 1921 – October 19, 2009), was a deeply closeted World War II veteran, and the first mass shooter in Amerimutt history. He managed 13 kills and 3 injuries with a Lüger in only twelve minutes! While not as impressive as other mass shooters, he laid out the groundwork for future edgy faggots who want to take out their frustration on other people. Guess all that military training paid off.
His 1949 New Jersey chimpout was the deadliest shooting for 17 YEARS, until Charlie Whitman stepped up and managed 17 kills and 31 injuries in Texas, on 1966.
Howie's Early Life
Howie was born to Sam Unruh and Freda Vollmer. He also had a younger brother named James.
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| Kills: | 13/20 |
| Accuracy: | 18/20 13 killed, 3 injured, that military training paid off. |
| Style: | 20/20 Walked around his neighborhood and killed most of his targets. First mass shooting in American history. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Holy shit the Washington State Senator personally knew this kid's family. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Kickstarted a trend of things to come. |
| Total score: 91/100 (A) | |