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| {{achtung|PEDOPHILE WARNING.}}
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| == Alexander Boyd Campbell ==
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| [[Image:Alexanderboydcampbell.jpg|thumb|The [[Secondlife|Second life]] groomer in the flesh.]]
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| Alexander [[Crazy_Dad|Boyd]] Campbell also known as ''(Boyd Doghouse, Edgar Button, Master Button, [[Bestiality|Dog God]], [[Peter_Pan_Syndrome|The Tummy Licker]])'' is a 62 year old [[pedophile|man]] on [[Secondlife|Second life]]. He can be normally found screaming at young men and young women in Violet, Korea or any other safe hubs on the on [[Secondlife|Second life]] where he virtually stalks and harasses numerous children to their breaking point.
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| Boyd likes to pretend he is in on the joke but from a rudimentary analysis on his reactions alone we can gather he is a socially disturbed individual with a real hankering for the kiddie poon.
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| When young girls reject Alexanders [[grooming|advances]] he gets so [[butthurt|butthurt]] he threatens and blackmails them into doing what he wants or bullying them until they leave [[Secondlife|Secondlife]]
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| Alexander is a geriatric pedophile who's heart attacks are becoming far more frequent since his Second Life began. Countless chatlogs of his romantic endeavors have been spread around, and it can be gathered he has a penchant for 'tummy licking'. Alexander was [[Banned|Banned]] by Linden Labs for his online activties which include stalking, blackmailing, as well as child grooming and lost all his precious virtual lands and Second Life [[jewgold|jewgolds.]]
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| After his ban Alexander went to his [[Tumblr|Tumblr]] and cried about his ban, even going as far as to make his own Q&A.
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| http://edgarssecondlifestuff.tumblr.com/
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| == Famous Boyd Quotes ==
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| <pre>Master Button (edgar.button): am I gonna get in trouble if I kiss your ear lobe?
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| [2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): I won't get in trouble?
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| [2014/05/28 02:31] Master Button (edgar.button): would you close you eyes and pretend like you didn't notice?
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| 2014/06/26 23:38] Master Button (edgar.button): would I get in trouble if I kissed your tummy?</pre>
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| == Boyd's Marriage Problems ==
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| Carla Jenkins who already had children from another man got married to Alexander as a single mother, essentially cucking him into looking after her children one being Carleen Keng Johnson.
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| Their marriage was always rocky at the best of times with Alexander tugging his lil pecker to mentally ill preteens on skype and having several failed businesses and Carla seeking the comfort of other men at bars it was always doomed to failure.
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| There have been accounts from Alexander himself that his ex wife Carla Jenkins being a "Drunk" and "Abusive" even going as far to beat Alexander when he wouldn't stop lusting after the child poon.
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| Finally she couldn't take living with Alexander anymore and got a divorce taking the rest of Alexander's trust fund with her.
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| Even after his divorce Alexander told friends (online) that they were still fucking on a regular basis which turned out to be a complete lie when his Ex wife Carla Jenkins was called up at worked and she said.
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| '''Carla Jenkins:''' ''"I don't talk to Boyd any more, he's a liar and he needs to grow up"''
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| This was quite a shock as Alexander had told everyone how he still fucked her every weekend and how he's been seeing her all over the holidays '''(lol)''' and claims to have a really good relationship with his step daughters '''(lol)''' the only time his step daughters talk to Boyd is via skype, only when they need money of course then grampa tummy licker goes right back onto the block list.
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| [[Image:Carlajenkins.jpg|thumb|right|Carla Jenkins]]
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| [[Image:alexandercryingoverban.jpg|thumb|right|Alexander bawwing on his Q&A]]
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| He made a collection of videos crying about how great Inworldz was ''(A shitty Second Life clone)'' and how dead [[Secondlife|Second life]] was, but a week later he's back on [[Secondlife|Second life]] every single day since.
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| <div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;left:0;z-index:90">[[File:Pedobear_a.gif]]</div>
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| <div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0;z-index:100">[[File:Hanson_exploitable_fixed.png|70px]] </div>
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| Alexander likes to cry on his [[Tumblr|Tumblr]] about people who are [[bully|mean]] to him on [[Secondlife|Second life]], any time Alexander posts about someone you know they have hurt his [[cry|feelings]]
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| '''Pathetic Attempts at grooming young women'''
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| [http://pastebin.com/fT5GcffF Boyd soliciting a girl for tummy lickings]
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| [http://pastebin.com/7RsyENek Boyd trying to groom a 15 year old girl]
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| ==CAUGHT IN THE ACT==
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| A multitude of videos have since been uploaded to Youtube in an attempt to document the [[Insane|cholesterol imbibed]] [[tldr|ramblings]] of a grey bearded wizard. These videos usually feature Alexander threatening women, kids and young men who make him [[Narcissistic_personality_disorder|jealous]].
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| <center>
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| {{fv|youtubevids|background-color: #D7D7E0;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>DKQwx0zGAw0</youtube>
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| |<youtube>rF_sKzzFC_o</youtube>
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| |<youtube>3H17hyd4ZbI</youtube>
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| |<youtube>mAvqguBGziM</youtube>
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| }}</center>
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| == The Boyd Gallery ==
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| <div align="center"><GALLERY>
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| Image:Alexanderboydcampbell3.jpg|Crashing this plane, with no survivors.
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| Image:Alexanderboydcampbell2.jpg|Bald, old and 62 years old.
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| Image:alexandersanta.jpg|Bounce on my knee little girl.
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| Image:Nicehairboyd.jpg|Hair jumping overboard like the passengers of the the titanic.
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| </gallery></div>
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| {{pedoseries}}
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| [[Category:People|Doghouse, Boyd]]
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