Helen Keller

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Hey, have you seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she!

Born with a disease known as epic fail, Helen Keller struggled with blindness deafness and lack of lulz. She is now purely used for lulz because she overcame adversity, meaning we must make fun of her for being different.

While normal people like you have lives, others like her must receive them. Nowdays we allow people with genetic disabilities to reproduce although some argue we shouldn't. Some suggest we dispose of them, but most agree hanging is wrong mostly because its getting kinda boring.

Helen Keller blamed her blindness on "the niggers".

Helen Keller invented fail so hard you win.

Shitty jokes

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

She uses one to finger herself, and another to moan.

Why can't Helen Keller have kids?

Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

How do you piss off Helen Keller?

Rearrange her furniture.

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

MRRRRF

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst book Helen Keller ever read?

A cheese grater.

See also

• Braille Porn
• White Girls Fuck Dogs

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