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'''Netflix and chill''' means to [[fuck]]. | [[You|Most people reading this]] do not know what this term really means. And that's not just because getting a Netflix subscription is [[Retarded]] due to free shit through brave [[piracy]] or [[Pussy|streaming]]. It's truly a special thing to be invited to watch [[Buttsecks|Netflix and chill]] that many reserve for [[Christian|later life]] or [[Whore|otherwise squander to get back at daddy]]. Watching Netflix and chilling is something many [[normal]] people do when they feel like it, unlike [[you]] because no one in their right mind would ever want to be in the same breathing space as you, let alone watch fucking Netflix in the same room. | ||
Netflix contains [[Lie|plenty of prime watching material]] making it ideal for not watching. Some retarded couples actually DO watch Netflix together, which is the leading cause of [[Fail]] and [[Adultery]]. It is well documented that [[White People|cucks]] everywhere have or have had a Netflix subscription. Some say that Netflix was invented by [[Bill Cosby]] as a form of super-[[Rape|roofie]] that's nigh undetectable to all but the keenest of [[Party Van|examiners]]. This is obviously [[True]] as any form of [[Patriarchy|coercion]] is [[Feminist|Rape]]. | |||
[[Faggots|Some]] believe that Netflix is actually a conspiracy put in place to prevent [[Niggers|Ethnic]] [[Spics|Minorities]] from breeding as there is a paywall in the way and they are all poor. This is obviously [[False]] however, as it is clearly run by [[Jews]] who's [[911|best interest]] is to turn our [[USA|proud nation]] in to [[Shit|brown town]]. The true reason is simply sheckle extraction from [[KKK|honest]] [[white]] [[Cunts|folk]]. | |||
In case you still haven't gotten it, '''Netflix and chill''' means to [[fuck]]. | |||
One day, Netflix will be required by law to get laid. This won't change much for [[Virgin|you]] however. | |||
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==Explained for retards== | ==Explained for retards== | ||
[[File:Natalie Dormer Explains Netflix and chill.gif|center]] | [[File:Natalie Dormer Explains Netflix and chill.gif|center]] | ||
Many [[Virgins|readers]] will kill themselves when they realise that [[Tits|Natalie Dormer]] will never want to watch Netflix with them. Nor anyone else for that matter. | |||
==Related articles== | ==Related articles== | ||
Revision as of 16:20, 5 October 2015
Most people reading this do not know what this term really means. And that's not just because getting a Netflix subscription is Retarded due to free shit through brave piracy or streaming. It's truly a special thing to be invited to watch Netflix and chill that many reserve for later life or otherwise squander to get back at daddy. Watching Netflix and chilling is something many normal people do when they feel like it, unlike you because no one in their right mind would ever want to be in the same breathing space as you, let alone watch fucking Netflix in the same room.
Netflix contains plenty of prime watching material making it ideal for not watching. Some retarded couples actually DO watch Netflix together, which is the leading cause of Fail and Adultery. It is well documented that cucks everywhere have or have had a Netflix subscription. Some say that Netflix was invented by Bill Cosby as a form of super-roofie that's nigh undetectable to all but the keenest of examiners. This is obviously True as any form of coercion is Rape.
Some believe that Netflix is actually a conspiracy put in place to prevent Ethnic Minorities from breeding as there is a paywall in the way and they are all poor. This is obviously False however, as it is clearly run by Jews who's best interest is to turn our proud nation in to brown town. The true reason is simply sheckle extraction from honest white folk.
In case you still haven't gotten it, Netflix and chill means to fuck.
One day, Netflix will be required by law to get laid. This won't change much for you however.
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—Some dude, looking to get his dick wet | ||
Explained for retards
Many readers will kill themselves when they realise that Natalie Dormer will never want to watch Netflix with them. Nor anyone else for that matter.
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