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| [[File:Fucksworth and his waifu.jpg|thumb|250px|Note the [[hoverhand|hover-fucking-hand]].]]
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| [[File:Nicholasfoxworthfedorovandyuki.jpg|thumb|250px|Foxworth and his newest waifu, Nagato Yuki-Chan. At least he doesn't hoverhand anymore.]]
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| [[File:Mornomism_isnt_good.jpg|thumb|200px|I didn't know waifu [[polygamy]] was a thing..]]
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| [[File:Mio admiring my muscles by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|thumb|200px|Well, he doesn't know what the fuck the "razor" is]]
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| '''Lord [[Cocks|Fox]][[Nothing|worth]]''' ([[powerword]]: '''''Nicholas [[communist|Fedorov]]'''''; his other known aliases are ''WindowsMillenium2000'', ''Nicholas Foxworth'', ''Deadhippo'', etc) is an obsessive, unemployed, diagnosed [[autistic]], [[weeaboo|anime obsessed]], Japanophile, old hardware hoarder, animator, and musician who worships [[Windows Me|Windows Millennium Edition]] and old-as-mammoth's-shit [[IBM|computers]], and is a huge [[sick fuck]] obsessed with ''[[Nichijou|Shittijou]]'' characters. Initially with [[slut|Mio Naganohara]], moving on to [[dyke|Yuuko Aioi]] next, and later with both Yuuko Aioi and [[Fleshlight|Nano Shinonome]], and lastly with a character from a different series - [[shit|Nagato Yuki-Chan]]. And not even the good version. [[lolwut|He also claims to be "married" to Yuuko]], and expresses this by creating [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpaQukVWQmQ 3D animated videos] featuring him and Yuuko. He also regularly begs for anime Skype RP with his waifus. After finally moving on from Yuuko and Nano for the most part, he is now obsessed with Nagato Yuki-Chan, also referred to as Yuki Nagato.
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| Foxworth's love for [[Nichijou]] has no bounds. Nicholas shows his obsession for his favorite anime through photoshops, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DerangedAnimation deranged animations] and writings about the characters and what he wants to do with them. As of April 2015 Nicholas tends to show an obsession with the anus of [[fleshlight|Nano Shinonome]], which you can read about further within this article. He also claims to be working on a 45 minute long tribute video to [[dyke|Yuuko Aioi]].
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| After being [[trolled]] for his obsession when he has his first waifu, Foxworth tried to cover up and downplay his autism by attempting to convince people that [[bullshit|he took his actual feelings and interests and blew them out of proportion]], trying to hide his sick lust for anime loli. This was proven as false, because being the autist he is, he ''still'' could not help himself and is continuing to create cringe-worthy photoshops with him and his anime-waifus.
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| He spends his spare time masturbating to [[animu]] and [[Attention Whore|letting the entire internet know]] about how obsessed he is with the girls.
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| ==Obsession with Nichijou==
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| This is the most important thing that needs to be addressed when talking about Foxworth. Foxworth is ''obsessed'' with [[Nichijou]], a shitty plot-less anime about girls doing nothing. His obsession with [[Nichijou]] is so intense, that he dedicates his entire life to creating content that will "seal his bond" with his waifus. He can be found on DeviantArt and YouTube, and has no brakes when it comes to his obsession.
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| [[File:Foxworth_yuuko_computer.jpg|thumb|left|300px|This is awkward.]]
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| {{squote|Yuuko. I adore you with all my heart, and love you with such a great passion. My life revolves around you, and you are everything I could have ever wished for. I'd love to hold you and caress your warm body as you hug me and kiss me, Yuuko. You are so beautiful. The extent of my love for you is so passionate, so intense, and so extreme. You are truly incredible, Yuuko. The most wonderful, most incredible thing to ever happen to me. I love you more than anything you could ever imagine.}}
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| The longer this goes on, the deeper and darker Foxworth's [[Nichijou]] obsession becomes. Despite what he might try to say, his obsession is real and every bit as crazy as he presents it as.
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| [[File:Foxworth Yuuko Figure2.jpg|thumb|right|300px|At least he doesn't [[hoverhand]] anymore.]]
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| == His "art" ==
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| [[File:Autismcouple.jpg|thumb|200px|Nano being held against her will at his mercy.]]
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| [[File:Foxworth came for Tomoko.jpg|thumb|250px|Foxworth's cum on the laptop. BENIS IS ONLINE :DDD]]
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| Pedorov shows a mix of sexual and emotional interest for the characters in Nichijou whether it's by editing in the characters with hoverhand photos of himself, creating horrific crudely-animated 3D shorts about his love for the characters, going on long tl;dr rants about his fantasies, or spamming his love all over his DeviantArt, YouTube, and 8ch board.
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| His fantasies include forcing Mio to be in 1990's styled infomercials, anal sex with Nano Shinonome, and teaching Yuuko to use Windows Millennium Edition. He has a strange lust for 1990's internet culture and infuses this with his Nichijou-driven autism by using ancient photo editing programs to make his pictures and including at least 30 ancient computers that he owns within the pictures.
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| === DeviantART ===
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| Foxworth's awful "art" can be found on his {{dauser|windowsmillenium2000|DA page}}. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of [[JustinRPG]], his long lost father, and shows his love by photoshopping himself with his fictional girlfriends that he can't seem to realize aren't real. The photos started out with just him and his waifu together, but as time went on, the content took a weirder turn.
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| {{squote| LOOKING FOR ANIME/ PARTICULARLY NICHIJOU RP, SKYPE ME AT LORDFOXWORTH IF INTERESTED }}
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| === /chuckecheese/ ===
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| Driven by sick lust for an underage animu [[lolis]], he created a board [http://2hu.eu/imgboard/chuckecheese/ /chuckecheese/] originally on [[8ch.net]], but later moved to a domain owned by a friend of his and him at [http://2hu.eu 2hu.eu] where he [[goatse|spreads]] his hideous faggotry about his current waifu, whoever she is. The board is crammed with [[retards|shitposters]] that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio and Yuuko to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies. The board was originally held on [[8ch.net]], but was later moved to it's own domain. The switch was announced by him on YouTube, Twitter, and DeviantArt on 5/14/15.
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| === YouTube ===
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| Foxworth owns a YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIYa4m29OsmlFLrRhcZirUg channel] filled with extremely bizarre and disturbing animations with surprisingly well produced music possibly related to his extreme autism, mainly in 3D with the exception of several 2D animated videos. The videos resemble extremely deranged, obscure, and creepy early 1990's educational programming and are disturbing enough to keep anybody awake for a week straight. They are usually based around [[OC|his own characters]], sometimes featuring kawaii (at least, he thinks so) animu girls. As far as the characters themselves go, the most honorable mention would be Mr. Computer, an extremely disturbing anthropomorphic CRT computer monitor with bulging eyes and bright red lips is Foxworth's mascot and representation. Mr. Computer's first appearance was in a video titled "Do you want to buy a new computer" and is now a main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond. Either way, Mr. Computer is pure nightmare fuel. Foxworth shows his [[Autistic|artistic]] representation and love for his creation through drawings and animations featuring the nightmarish CRT monitor-headed creature.
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| Next up in line is Franklin. Franklin is the autism incarnate. Franklin is the main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond and is a stupid, depressed kid with an extreme case of autism. Despite being the main character of his own fucking show, he hardly says anything and has Mr. Computer do all the talking basically making him useless other than to be used as a title character.
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| The channel has also recently birthed a new series called Eggplant Edwardson, which only has one episode as of July 2015, but more have been confirmed by Foxworth himself. Eggplant Edwardson seems to be Foxworth's main focus now as Franklin and Beyond seemed to have been retired after he released an 8 minute long "short film" episode. Like Franklin and Beyond, Eggplant Edwardson is another show taking place in the 90's and using generic slice of life storylines.
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| | <video type="youtube" id="rByc2iMz84U" width="300" height="225" desc="'''The pilot of his running series with [[creepy|next generation]] 3D graphics'''" frame="true" position="center"/>
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| == Mio Era ==
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| [[File:Mio jacking me off nsfw by windowsmillenium2000-d8gzqnq.jpg|thumb|200px|"Don't make anything stupid, or I'll rip it out"]]
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| [[File:Foxworth getting handjob.jpg|thumb|200px|Seems he has a handjob fetish]]
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| Foxworth's first waifu was [[slut|Mio Naganohara]]. Here are a few of the pictures he has created in dedication to her. Foxworth later gave up Mio for [[dyke|Yuuko]] and [[fleshlight|Nano]], and even later gave up both Yuuko and Nano for Yuki Nagato. And we're talking about the one from the newest Haruhi spinoff, Nagato Yuki-Chan no Shoushitsu, not even the good Yuki.
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| File:3d models of me and my waifu mio by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|WindowsMillenium2000 shows off his [[autistic|artistic]] talent in 3D modeling
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| File:3d model of my waifu mio by windowsmillenium2000.png|"Kill me please"
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| File:Me and mio 2 by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|Surprise buttsecks
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| File:Me and my waifu s friend by windowsmillenium2000.png|WindowsMillenium2000 cheating on Mio with some [[fleshlight|android slut]]
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| File:Thinking about her by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|"GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"
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| File:Me and mio in the computer storage room by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|The happy couple [[DO NOT WANT|shows their unshaved legs]]
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| File:Me and my waifu mio 3 by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|Read the text on the screen...
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| |[[Pedophile|It's so adorable how innocent little Mio thinks I would never cause her any harm. I wouldn't though. I'm a good person. I'm not saying I'm not capable of it. I love Mio]]|Nicholas Fedorov
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| |ï love her so much, ï have no way to descrïbe ït. Mïo ïs my love, ïdol, and ïnspïratïon. [[infidelity|Nano's also one of my waïfus]], but ï honestly love Mïo more. ï'd do anythïng to meet her. ï lïterally [[shit|sït]] and lïsten to the nïchïjou openïng theme on repeat for hours thïnkïng about [[unrealistic expectations|the good tïmes we'd have]]. ï love Mïo. She's so beautïful, nïce, and sweet. [[Whore|So ïnnocent]]. What am ï goïng to do? ;___;
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| Mïo, ï just want you to know that ï love you. ï'd make you so happy. ï'd take great care of you.|
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| You're all I think about and you're everything I will continue to think about for the rest of my life and beyond. Even I'd say my obsession with you is slightly unhealthy but in the best way possible. You're perfect. My heart fills with joy as I see your beautiful face, knowing that I love you and you're safe with me. I love every aspect about you. Your looks, your personality, your humor.
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| There's literally nothing more pleasing than to put on my playlist of the entire Nichijou soundtrack and to lay in my bed in tears thinking of you. It's literally how I spend all of my days as a [[Basement Dweller|NEET]]. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, it's about you. Before I go to sleep, I remind myself of the wonderful times we could have. When I wake up, I imagine you next to me still asleep in my arms. There's nothing more I want than to feel your wonderful, beautiful warm body in my arms under the covers as I hug you tightly. My romantic feelings for you exceed anything I've ever felt in my life before. You overload my emotions with the pure, clean feeling of love. Every cell in my body explodes with joy whenever I see you.
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| I just would like you to understand my love for you. I don't know if there's a way to REALLY let you know, Mio. I believe you are real. You have affected me on a psychological level, and it's getting to the point where I can't go a minute without thinking about you. I can't even animate hardly anymore without thinking about you. I can't accomplish any goals in life without dedicating them to you. You're an inspiration, Mio. Everything I do that I'm proud of I do for you.
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| More examples of the Mio-sickfuckery can be viewed here:
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| *8chan threads: {{archive|37RXU|snapshot 1}}, {{archive|jUgVW|snapshot 2}}
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| *DeviantART: {{archive|U5tMv|journal}}, {{archive|iLXX6|gallery}}, {{archive|mcF4x|moar gallery}}
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| ===Discovery by 4Chan===
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| After Foxworth posted his horrifying pictures to DeviantArt, anons from 4chan's /b/ board quickly caught on. On January 21st, 2015 4chan's administrator [[m00t|Christopher "Moot" Poole]] declared that he was retiring from 4chan for good. 4Chan needed a new administrator, so what did they do? The anons came across the brilliant idea to attempt to throw Foxworth into office. For about a week, the anons would shitpost edited pictures of Foxworth's own photoshops that included Mio at the time. The anons mindlessly shitposted their edited Foxworth photos claiming to give 4chan a green on green color scheme.<!-- I do not currently have the pictures but if they come up I'll add them in this section. If anyone has them or any archived threads relating to this topic, please add them here.-->
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| To this day, most cringe threads include at least 10 pictures from Foxworth's deviantart and have caught on as a cringe meme. The pictures have also spread to reddit's /r/cringeanarchy, /r/justneckbeardthings, /r/weeabootales, and many other subreddits. The photos often cause massive shitstorms over whether or not the pictures are from today, from the early 2000's, or are old and have been edited to look like cringe photos. These are all assumptions based on people who aren't aware of just who Foxworth is and how he intentionally makes his photos look like they were taken in the early 2000s.
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| === Attempt to Deflect Trolls ===
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| [[File:Fucksworth I'm disappoint.png|thumb|Mio is [[Son I am disappoint|disappointed]] by her husbando's volatility]]
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| [[File:Autismstaredown.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Nano, once again in captivity of our weeaboo communist autistic.]]
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| Last Thursday, after reading this very article, Cocksworth got butthurt and went on a [[bullshit]] [[tldr|long rant]] {{archive|2zeIz}} trying to convince people that he took his actual interests and feelings and blew them out of proportion to simulate cringe. [[retard|This was an extremely poor attempt at deflecting people's interest in his delusions]]. This was later confirmed by him in a {{archive|wR1Ny|new announcement}}. In the first announcement, he goes into full detail about how he actually ''does'' have delusional relationships with fictional characters that he can't realize aren't real and calls himself a self admitted weeaboo. He claimed to be a [[Oxymoron|totally sane weeaboo geek]], who exaggerated his interests and feelings to get some laughs with friends (which is clearly untrue, because Foxworth has no friends). He also said that Mio, the loli he was badly desperate for, was too gay for him, and he replaced her with [[dyke|Yuuko]]. If he would have quit posting cringy pics/videos after making the first announcement, it might have actually worked.
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| This was removed two days prior to its release. After it's removal, he assumed that people would simply leave him alone if he said some of this was a joke. [[retard|Being naive as fuck, he continued posting cringy pics and videos about his obsession, giving away that this announcement was nothing but a big pile of bullshit he pulled out of his ass to save face.]]
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| After this, he shortly [[Delete Fucking Everything|deleted his DeviantArt account and all threads from /chuckecheese/]], destroying over two months of his autism. The account was later reactivated and devoted to his "new waifu", Yuuko as was the same for /chuckecheese/.
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| He also appeared in a [[Kiwifar.ms]] [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/windowsmilennium2000-nicholas-foxworth.7624/ thread] dedicated to him, still trying to hide his obsession. He fails though, because despite making these announcements he still can't seem to keep himself away from making terrible photoshops and continuing to express his unhealthy love for his anime babes. Here are the other poor deflection attempts. Again, this might have actually worked if he were to stop posting new obsession content, giving himself away as [[insane|fucking insane]]
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| Hi. I really enjoyed reading this thread as it had me create an account here so I could reply.
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| Before you make any further assumptions, I'd suggest reading my newest DA Journal Entry:
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| http://windowsmillenium2000.deviantart.com/journal/THE-NEXT-CHAPTER-aka-Satire-or-Reality-515972906
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| So, now you know the mystery behind this account. Also, I'd really appreciate it if OP could edit out my name from the post as that is my [[powerword|legitimate full name]]. Thanks a lot.
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| Linking my name might not have been the best idea, but again. This was to simulate authenticity as a lot of other aspects of the profile included my real life. The compressed images are not only compressed to simulate 90's graphics, but because the compression makes the image a little more interesting. That's why I overdid the compression instead of just making it a normal compressed JPEG. Just don't get the idea that the entire thing is satire as I have said before.
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| Everything you saw in that profile was 100% real. The thing that made it satire is that I took my real life style and interests and blew them up to the largest, most autistic proportion possible. Animation wise, they are intended to be low poly with eerie shadows and simple models. This is to simulate early computer graphics of the 80s and 90s. I wouldn't want it any other way because this animation style is what appeals to me which is why I try to recreate it.
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| Later he deleted these posts. Even after attempting to play the [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|"it's kind of satire don't troll me anymore" card]], everybody knows that his sick obsession with the Nichijou anime is genuine and he really ''does'' masturbate to ''Nichijou'' daily.
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| == Yuuko Era / Reboot ==
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| After proclaiming his master troll plan of [[Wat|seting up Mio as his waifu when it was actually Yuuko]], Foxworth restored his {{dauser|WindowsMillenium2000}} account. He has simply replaced Mio with Yuuko in his avatars, shoops and tldr shitposts, and has completely replaced many of his waifu photoshops with newer ones that include his "real" waifu Yuuko, and now he's forcing Nano into his anime sex life. Nobody cares what cheap hentai slut he's fapping to. The Yuuko era is where the obsession took it's most intense form, spawning many more photos, 3D animated videos, and an upcoming 45 minute long documentary he's making about his love for Yuuko.
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| Above is possibly the creepiest thing Foxworth has made in his spare time. The above video is an animated wedding that he created, where his character Mr. Computer marries both a crudely-modeled version of himself and a crudely-modeled Yuuko. Notice the cold stare the models have as he shouts "You are mine. Forever, and forever, and forever."
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| [[File:FoxworthRimjob.jpg|thumb|Nicholas getting a mouthful of Nano's ass.]]
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| It seems that our lovely Nicholas has acquired a new fetish as of April 2015. He seems to have a fascination with putting his dick inside the asshole of Nano Shinonome, one of his many Nichijou waifus. As more on this fascination comes up, I will continue to update this section because it's too good to pass by.
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| Being a robot, does Nano even fucking have an asshole? He seems to want to humiliate and dominate his extremely advanced [[fleshlight]] Nano.
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| {{quote|I think it would be so much fun to dominate and humiliate my sweet little Nano's ass. I would love to fuck her tight little hole and hear her moan as I'm penetrating her tender asshole. Nano and Anal fit very well for me.}}
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| He has also seems to have found a Nano Shinonome Skype roleplayer to fulfill his sexual needs:
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| {{quote|I am very happy to announce that I am now ALSO in a relationship with Nano Shinonome! I love both Yuuko and Nano. Nano has added me on skype and we are in a serious relationship.}}
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| {{center|[[File:NanoShinonome.jpg|300px]]<br>'''Nano's face, in disbelief when she realizes what he wants to do to her.'''}}
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| ==Nagato Yuki-Chan Era==
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| '''FOXWORTH HAS FINALLY DIVORCED YUUKO FOR THE WORST VERSION OF YUKI NAGATO!'''
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| It seems as of August 2015 Foxworth has finally changed waifus again. This time, not a character from Nichijou, but the version of Yuki Nagato from the newest Haruhi spinoff, [[shit|Nagato Yuki-Chan no Shoushitsu]]. As you can expect, he has done nothing more than replace Yuuko with Yuki in his photoshops, cram his whole board full of Yuki posts and pictures, and change the photo to every account he has to Nagato now.
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| [[File:FoxworthandYuki.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The happy couple uses Foxworth's ancient computer together]]
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| [[File:FoxworthandYuki2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Note the weird teenager mustache thing he has grown]]
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| Foxworth has completely ditched Yuuko and is now focusing on creating content for Yuki.
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| Since Foxworth's newest devotion to Yuki Nagato is so recent, I will continue to update this section as he releases things about Yuki.
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| [[File:Yuukosad.png|thumb|center|200px|Yuuko, grieving over the loss of Foxworth to Yuki]]
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| ==Fetishes==
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| {{squote|I'm happy to consider myself an anime fetishist.}}
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| Foxworth has called himself an "anime fetishist" on many accounts. He loves hentai, and isn't afraid to say it. He also seems to enjoy straight anal sex with anime girls.
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| {{squote| Yes, that is correct. I fetishize the Japanese anime art style sexualized or not. I'll easily admit that I'm probably the most henati obsessed person you'll ever meet. There's nothing more I enjoy than hentai/sexualized anime images. It fills me with the most amazing sensation I've ever felt. It's really overwhelming how much I enjoy hentai, seriously.}}
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| He says that his relationship with Yuuko is not mainly sexual, but that he has an [[insane|emotional bond]] with Yuuko.
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| {{squote|I'm a very sexual person, but my relationship with Yuuko is not mainly sexual. Me and Yuuko have a wonderful emotional bond which fills me with joy every single day.}}
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| Foxworth also has a thing for traps, confirming that he is in fact [[gay]]. This shocking detail was revealed over Skype by Foxworth himself, while talking to someone he believed was looking to roleplay with him.
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| [[File:FoxworthTrapReveal.jpg]]
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| ==He's a filthy weeaboo==
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| If it hasn't been obvious enough, Foxworth is a crazy [[weeaboo]]. He worships Japan, and everything about it. Idolizing the most xenophobic country is only going to steer them away from you, Foxworth. He wants to move to Japan, and when he does, he'll be slapped in the face by wrong expectations.
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| [[File:Hotglue Potential.jpg|thumb|left|200px|He's probably jizzed on these at least a hundred times]]
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| [[File:Foxworth_yuuko_figure.jpg|thumb|300px|I can only imagine the amount of times this has been jizzed on.]]
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| I love Japanese culture with a huge passion too. I love everything from Japan, the lifestyle, the music, obviously the anime, the people, the language, the food, and all the other things about Japan there are to love. Eventually, I'll probably be moving to Japan. In fact, living in Japan is actually one of my biggest dreams. I can't wait to go.}}
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| [[File:Foxworthweeabooquote.png|center|frame|Our wonderful weeaboo, at it again]]
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| ==Confirmed for Crazy==
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| On the 21st of June 2015, Nicholas made a {{archive|wR1Ny|long announcement}} cancelling out the one where he tried to make people think he was "50% satire". He claims to be [[lolwut|immune to trolls]] and claims that he has [[lol|strengthened as a person]]. Since trying to pass himself off as [[lies|satire]] didn't work, his new attempt to deflect trolls is simply by telling himself that he's immune to them. I guess he realized that posting more content after the first announcement gave him away as [[insane|fucking crazy]], so he decided to go and say it himself. This was probably a mistake, because [[retard|calling yourself "immune" to trolls]] is only going to bring in twice as many.
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| I have been asked about whether or not the things I do are "satire or ironic" or not to the point where it's almost harassment, particularly about a journal entry I posted a long time ago, and about a question about that journal I get often. Before I go further into this, the answer is no. It is not satire, and your guess about it being a way to keep trolls from harassing me is true. I have strengthened as a person, and I'm willing to admit it didn't work because it's obvious that it did not work out for me the way I wanted it to; being left alone about my feelings
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| A long while ago, I posted a journal here calling myself somewhat satire and amplifying real aspects of my life (having waifus, other stuff) to a new level back when I was with Mio and this has caused a lot of confusion.
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| The thing that I am constantly asked is if the journal entry was an attempt to flee from trolls and get them off my back because I was harassed by them, assuming they'd leave me alone if I called myself satire. Obviously this didn't work out for me, because I'm still getting trolled (and I don't care
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| I'm going to go right ahead and say it, your guess about this is actually true. The reason I'm willing to say this flat-out is because it's quite obvious that I've become immune to trolls, as I am still creating content more than ever and I now feel fine about posting things relating to my incredible devotion to my waifus without the need to bail out and use calling myself "ironic" as an excuse for other people's opinions of me. I've become a stronger person, and I simply don't care for what others have to say about my intense personal feelings. I shouldn't have to call myself satire to keep trolls away. So yes, your guess was correct and I'm actually not ironic or satire at all with what I do. I was going to dismiss this, but I have been asked so much about it that I have to go ahead and talk about it.}}
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| In this announcement, he explains his goal as well. He wants the things he does to [[brainwash|stick in people's heads]] so it will [[wtf|seal his bond with his waifu]].
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| The way I express my waifu feelings is the only way I know how. I do believe that it "seals the bond" if you can understand that, and it makes me happy to express the extreme feelings I have for my waifus. My goal is to be associated with my waifus. The more association we have, the closer we are. The more I make for this cause, the closer we will become.
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| I will now be starting to work on the Yuuko tribute that will completely seal our bond, and it will be as [[jesus|close to 45 minutes long]] as I can make it. This is the biggest project I have ever worked on, so don't expect it soon. It will be here, and it will be the best thing I have ever done. Stay tuned.
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| }}
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| Way before he wrote this, the community already assumed this was coming. It was obvious as fuck too.
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| '''Nicholas unboxes figures of his animu waifus'''
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| == Authenticity of Nicholas "Foxworth" Fedorov ==
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| Since his discovery, there has been much debate about the authenticity of Foxworth. The community has created several diverse theories to explain his oddness.
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| === Troll Theory ===
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| [[File:Foxworth flipping off.png|thumb|[[USI|The King]] wants you to join the army of shitposters]]
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| This theory is based on Foxworth's announcement that he exaggerated his feelings and interests and the whole thing is a hoax. Some argue that he tried to cover his tracks by deleting all his posts related to his recent coming out from a troll closet (e.g. he deleted {{archive|2zeIz|the manifesto}} and his own posts on the [[Kiwifar.ms]]). It has been said that Foxworth's obsession drove him to use the Internet as a launching pad to [[attention whore|let the entire internet know]] about his love. The following quote shows that he is aware of what people think of his content, and is okay with that because it will let more people know about his lust for loli. Even if true, he's still a crazy fucking [[weeaboo]].
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| {{Q|'''I want myself to be so associated with Mio and the whole nichijou anime''' so much that when you think of her you think of me. '''I want myself to show up in google results''' for her. I want all of 4chan and all of 8chan to know about my love for Mio.|{{archive|aLtVU|Nicholas}}}}
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| === Autistic Theory ===
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| This theory tells that Foxworth is [[Chris-chan|TRUE AND HONEST]] about his love and has been confirmed by most of the internet after deep analysis as '''''not'' a troll in the least''', but rather a misguided autistic who tried to abort his actions after realizing the intensity of his own autism by trying to pass himself as a troll after being trolled himself. Nonetheless, after returning he seems not to give a fuck about people trolling him today. If you dissect the announcement itself, you'll see that he never calls himself a troll or a fake and says multiple times that the feelings he expressed are real and that he really does have fictional girlfriends, just not the extent that he presented them as. Exaggerated or not, he still does show an obsession for anime girls that needs to be addressed which also explains why he returned, still making cringy photoshops to this day. This theory has been thickened with {{archive|wR1Ny|the explanation of the first announcement}}. This would explain why he kept making cringy shit after playing the "oh it's just kinda satire" card, still begs for waifu Skype RP, and has put so much effort and spent such a large amount of time from his life into the shit he has made and put on the internet. He is [[batshit insane]].
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| The announcement was damage control, because in reality he '''is''' a sick fuck [[weeaboo]] who's [[hentai]] collection could take years to explore, as he's said it himself.
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|Misc Art|miscgallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:Mai by Foxworth.png|He made Mai even more autistic than she is
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| File:Pooh by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|Retarded [[Wayhne El Porch|Pooh]] with a noticeable bulge in pants
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| File:Chris chan straw by windowsmillenium2000.jpg|Man, [[Chris Chan|this]] is irrelevant since late 2008
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| File:Foxworth Osaka and Chiyo Chichi.jpg|[[Osaka]] and fapping [[Azumanga Daioh|Chiyo Chichi]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Computerrepairs.jpg|Would you trust this company?
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| File:Mikefuckabee.jpg|Mike Fuckabee
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| File:Friendportrait.jpg|Pretty solid skills when he actually tries
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| File:Autismdocumentary.jpg|I can't wait for this
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| File:FoxworthxYuuko.jpg
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| File:3D Tomoko.jpg|Absolutely horrifying
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| File:ComputerMSpaint.jpg
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| File:SakamotoSupports.jpg
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| File:3D Yuuko.jpg|Imagine waking up next to this
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| File:Franklin and PCman.jpg
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| File:WaifuFriend.jpg
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| File:Computer in house.jpg
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| File:Foxworth Carp.jpg
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| File:Hotglue Potential.jpg|He's probably jizzed on these at least a hundred times
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| File:Foxworth distorted anime faces.jpg|What the fuck is this even supposed to be?
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| ==See also==
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| * [[MadThad0890]] - Foxworth's future
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| * [[JustinRPG]]
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| * [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
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| * Of course, [[Chris-chan|That Other Lolcow]]
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| * [[Nichijou]]
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| ==External links==
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| {{Weeaboo}}
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| ;Foxworth's accounts:
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| * {{dauser|WindowsMillenium2000}} - Fucksworth's DA
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| *<s>{{dauser|foxworthofficial}}</s> his short-lived account for Yuuko-faggotry
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| *<s>{{dauser|nicholasfoxworth}}</s> [[retard|his second failed attempt to make a new account]]
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| * {{skype|lordfoxworth}}
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| * {{twitter|lord_foxworth}} {{archive|c9p4m}}
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIYa4m29OsmlFLrRhcZirUg/videos YouTube]
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| * {{gplus|116112382999345304213/posts|Jewgle+}} {{archive|lh5xQ}}
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| * [https://soundcloud.com/lord-foxworth Soundcloud]
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| * [https://kiwifar.ms/members/foxworth.5715/ Kiwifar.ms]
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| * [http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198177760537/ Steam]
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| ;Other:
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| * [https://kiwifar.ms/threads/windowsmilennium2000-nicholas-foxworth.7624/ Kiwifar.ms thread on Foxworth]
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| * [http://bobbyport.tumblr.com/post/109917972309/puchidol-voreing-foxworth-mio-naganohara Tumblrtards laugh at Foxworth]
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| * http://steamcommunity.com/groups/foxworthlovesmio
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| * [https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/foxworth-syndrome-awareness Foxworth Syndrome Awareness] {{archive|UbgRx}}
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