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'''mc chris''' is a 33 year old [[wigger]] from Libertyville (a.k.a. [[clever|Shitertyville]]),Illinois, (the existence of the town has been refuted by many Scholars, and has [[some argue|yet to be]] [[fact|proven]]). | '''mc chris''' is a 33 year old [[wigger]] from Libertyville (a.k.a. [[clever|Shitertyville]]), Illinois, (the existence of the town has been refuted by many Scholars, and has [[some argue|yet to be]] [[fact|proven]]). With his dulcet tones of a [[13 year old boy]], it has been said that listening to his music is worse than [[Dianne Thorley|being raped by over 9,000 Arabs]]. His songs consist of his claimed [[nerd]] [[street cred|roots]], like playing [[video games]] and reading [[comic books]]. His hobbies include bragging and singing about how much he loves [[weed]], bitching about how much his life sucks on [[Facebook]] and flirting with [[16 year old girls]] on [[MySpace]]. Much like his fellow butt buddy [[YTCracker]], he is obsessed with making everything he types lowercase. | ||
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[[Image:Mcchrisfan.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] mc chris fan, minus the sex.]] | [[Image:Mcchrisfan.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] mc chris fan, minus the sex.]] | ||
For some reason this [[retard]] managed to attract several [[fanboy]]s and [[pedophiles]] are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his [[fans]] were probably dropped on their heads [[at least 100 years]] ago, so they are inclined to like his shit. He also has a great appeal to [[basement dweller|basement dweller's]] because he raps about some of their favorite things; like [[Star Wars]], [[drug|Robotussin]] (because | For some reason this [[retard]] managed to attract several [[fanboy]]s and [[pedophiles]] are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his [[fans]] were probably dropped on their heads [[at least 100 years]] ago, so they are inclined to like his shit. He also has a great appeal to [[basement dweller|basement dweller's]] because he raps about some of their favorite things; like [[Star Wars]], [[drug|Robotussin]] (because it's about the only "drug" they have access to), [[food]], and [[fap|fapping]]. This makes him a [[fail|failure]]. | ||
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Revision as of 23:47, 2 December 2016
mc chris is a 33 year old wigger from Libertyville (a.k.a. Shitertyville), Illinois, (the existence of the town has been refuted by many Scholars, and has yet to be proven). With his dulcet tones of a 13 year old boy, it has been said that listening to his music is worse than being raped by over 9,000 Arabs. His songs consist of his claimed nerd roots, like playing video games and reading comic books. His hobbies include bragging and singing about how much he loves weed, bitching about how much his life sucks on Facebook and flirting with 16 year old girls on MySpace. Much like his fellow butt buddy YTCracker, he is obsessed with making everything he types lowercase.
Albums
- Loves Me Some Sodomy
- I Want Candy Up the Ass
- I'm A Little Girl In Disguise
- Butt fucking Boba Fett
- Male Geek Orgy
- Girl you're asking for it
Fan Base
For some reason this retard managed to attract several fanboys and pedophiles are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his fans were probably dropped on their heads at least 100 years ago, so they are inclined to like his shit. He also has a great appeal to basement dweller's because he raps about some of their favorite things; like Star Wars, Robotussin (because it's about the only "drug" they have access to), food, and fapping. This makes him a failure.
Adult Swim
MC used to work at Adult Swim but quit so he could shit out music at a more rapid rate. He is also MC Pee Pants, on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. MC, also appropriately, did the voice of Hesh, a cracked-out mongoloid on Sealab 2021. More recently mc chris is in talks with his former employer for an mc chris cartoon, which official sources say will consist of two separate 15 minute commercials of his Ebay store which will play 3 times a night, 7 nights a week on Cartoon Network.
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