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==His Lobotomy Fetish==
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[[Image:BrainsAndFriends.jpg|thumb|right|He's the one on the extreme right. Nice [[Furby]] ( The Two People In The Middle Hate Matt And Are Not His Friends ).]]
 
Matt seems to have a strange fixation involving [[Fetish|tickle torture]] and more disturbingly [[Lobotomy|brain removal and consumption]]. Most of his [[fetish]] [[shitty art|artwork]] revolves around cartoon characters, usually animals or children such as Tommy from ''[[Pedophile|Rugrats]]'', Rocko from ''[[Bestiality|Rocko's Modern Life]]'', and [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Brian and Stewie]] from ''[[Family Guy]]'', as well as others, all with opened heads and [[lol wut|wrinkled prune-like feet]], making him a [[sick fuck]] who [[Rule 34|rapes your childhood]]. This leads to the question, is Matt responsible for the disappearance of [[Madeleine McCann]]? And more importantly, was he involved in the kidnap of [[Mr. Hands|Shergar]]? It's highly unlikely he was involved with McCann however, because Matt hasn't done any fetish art of female characters, proving he has [[fag|an uncanny fascination with his own gender]].
 
He claims to like [[Argent009|pussy]] and not have any fetishes, despite his artwork telling us that he is blatantly a [[Fag|homosexual]], [[Chris Forcand|kiddy fiddling]], [[Furry|beastiophile]]. His blatant child and animal abusing leanings may hint as to why he has adopted the persona of an [[Internet tough guy]]. One can only imagine the horrors such eyes have seen.
 
{{cg|His Shit which passes for Art|BrainFetish2|center|<gallery>
Image:Misfit ID by Brains brains.jpg|Because furries in makeup is metal right? Peter Criss anybody?
Image:Alien Experiments.jpg|Seriously, just...WTF!?
Image:Switching Brains by Brains brains.jpg|What the hell is with all that green shit?
Image:BrainsGraphicDesign.jpg|[[China|Chinese checkers]] for the [[Retard|mentally feeble]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:murderfacepickles.jpg|Rugrats meets [[Peter Jackson]]. That's a creepy fetish alright.
Image:Brian s Bare Feet Tickled by Brains brains.jpg|For somebody who gets off on tickling he takes things awfully seriously.
Image:Rocko s Gargalesis by Brains brains.jpg|Two [[Invader Zim|horrendous cartoons]] in one = double the failure.
Image:Feather Duster Interrogation by Brains brains.jpg|Interrogation and Jewish practices in the same picture? Talk about pushing the boundaries.
Image:Metalocawhat.jpg|A highly original concept. Even Jew agrees.
Image:Narocko s Ticklish Punishment by Brains brains.jpg|''[[Naruto]]'' was just about the only thing that could make his art even shittier.
Image:Hog Tied and Foot Tickled by Brains brains.jpg|Doesn't this kind of shit still happen in China?
Image:Murderfacesockproof.JPG|The signature clearly shows Brains-brains to be a sock puppet.
Image:Murderfacesockproof2.JPG|Signature expanded.
</gallery>|0}}


==HAHA Disregard That!==
==HAHA Disregard That!==

Revision as of 12:58, 4 February 2016

IRL, a fail attempt at being goth.
It looks as bad as it sounds.

mattmurderface (aka Matt Stevanus - yes "anus") is a deviantART user and obvious Internet tough guy. He threw himself into the cesspool of fail known as deviantART sometime in September 2008 and has been making grown men cry with his unoriginal and appalling artwork ever since. Matt seems to think he has a commission from Marvel Comics to share his shitty Metalocalypse ripoff comic with the world. However due to Marvel outlining on their own website that they have currently halted open submissions, he has proven to be yet another stinking liar of a TARTlet, a redundant statement if I've ever heard one. He also seems to have failed to take into account that Metalocalypse is an appallingly unfunny cartoon watched only by obese, neckbearded metalfags.

Sweet anthropomorphic toon wallaby love. Complete with faggy nu metal background.

If this blatant two faced behavior toward his loyal basement dwelling fanbase was not enough, he has also designed a sock puppet account known as Brains-brains who he claims to be his brother, despite the fact that the artwork and hilariously pathetic Internet tough guy attitude are the same as on his main page. He also fails to have noticed that a number of pictures on the "Brains-brains" account have his signature scribbled all over them, thus proving he suffers from the same assburgers retardation as most of deviantART. On this sock puppet account Matt likes to post pictures of Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life, Brian Griffin and his cousin Jasper from Family Guy, and Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats. All being tickle tortured and/or having their brains eaten by monkeys, thus proving what a sick and twisted, kiddy fiddling furfag he truly is.

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HAHA Disregard That!

As it turns out, Matt won't sue. Also notice the comment above has been marked as spam.

ZOMG Hacked!!1!

On May 9th both Matt's deviantART account and Yahoo! account were hacked by the lovely people on 4chan.

deviantART

During this time, all of Mr. Anus' friends were removed from his list and all trolls unblocked. Most interestingly of all Matt was banned from one of his favorite clubs for being a dick-sucking ass hole.

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(READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP) This somewhat premature victory celebration was found on MMF's account. Note the date.

Yahoo

  • The original thread from /r/, thus proving /b/ is not 4chan's only cesspool.
    The original thread from /r/, thus proving /b/ is not 4chan's only cesspool.
  • (Read from bottom to top) Matt pulls the e-lawyer stunt again.
    (Read from bottom to top) Matt pulls the e-lawyer stunt again.
  • Matt reports the hacking, sadly to no avail.
    Matt reports the hacking, sadly to no avail.
  • A friendly troll asks a few of Matt's friends for advice.
    A friendly troll asks a few of Matt's friends for advice.
  • And a second.
    And a second.
  • A screen shot of the conversation below.
    A screen shot of the conversation below.
  • Try explaining that to your cellmates.
    Try explaining that to your cellmates.

The Chat with his Girlfriend

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If she was really his girlfriend she would not be shocked by any of his sick fetishes.

The following day (May 10th) got both his deviantART and Yahoo! account back. Interestingly, he did not apologize to his friends for the misunderstanding nor threatened to drag out the dreaded e-lawyer, but carried on as if nothing had happened.

Banned from dA

The wall of text that began Matt's final chapter.

Matt's final bout came in light of Kanye West's VMA incident. Matt ranted about it on the Complaints Forum, whining that rap was shit and America was going through a downwards spiral. Whenever he got heat from others he responded with insults worded with terms he got from a thesaurus in an attempt to sound intellectual. He later on claimed that it was an experiment for his Social Psychology class and mentioned that how he acted towards comments depended on how nice or mean they were: His flames toward trolls resulted in his ban.

Ok I don't know how to make new sections for the acticle so i'm just going to type this here but I am proud to announce I am the girl who brought Matt down....again. I'm the reason he's not on DA anymore. But I would like to add some things no one else would know unless they came across the unfortunate chance to meet Matt in person and go to his house every weekend for a few months. Matt has a stuffed animal fetish. A few years ago he made a huge Rocko plushie and claims that he believes it is alive and he loves it like a girlfriend. Everyone who has seen this Rocko has at one point noticed there's a hole in it's stitchings, this is where we believe he rapes his poor creation. If I knew how to post pictures I would post one with his many, many, many stuffed animals. If the original writer of this article reads this I would like you to contact me at this email adress so i can tell you more things you can add to the article and give you pictures and convos to use. my email is [email protected]

Banned from dA again

Are we beginning to see a pattern emerge?
Are we beginning to see a pattern emerge?


Are we beginning to see a pattern emerge?


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