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If any liberals or [[niggers|people of color]] (you know, people you don't identify with) disagree with you: they can’t afford to live in your neighborhood and therefore don’t matter. Man, you sure are Christian and awesome. [[Snoop Dogg|And really, really high.]]
If any liberals or [[niggers|people of color]] (you know, people you don't identify with) disagree with you: they can’t afford to live in your neighborhood and therefore don’t matter. Man, you sure are Christian and awesome. [[Snoop Dogg|And really, really high.]]


==Jesus Loves You==
First of all, you're white.


==Quotes==
{{Squote|1=Thank god for that shit.|2=Louis CK}}
{{Squote|1=I'm not racist, i'm just a conservative christian. I believe in many principles of Anglo-Israelism.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1560523#post1560523 February 8, 2007]}}


{{Squote|1=I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine:
Statistically speaking, you'll live longer than anyone else. After all, it's statistically proven we would not have statistics without Jesus. You get to live long because god loves you. You have also been delivered from the shitty drugs downtown consisting of 30% Drain-O, 20% Heroin, 40% lint from some guy's couch, and 10% [[judaism]]. The inner-city churches never molested you and even if you fuck up everything, as long as you're in someone's will you won't have to work a day in your life. We can't even effectively insult you, you miserable piece of shit.


Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1560902#post1560902 February 8, 2007]}}
==Quotes==
 
{{Squote|1=I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation.
 
I hope i am making myself clear now.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561001#post1561001 February 8, 2007]}}
 
{{Squote|1=Anglo-Saxons and Europeans are gods sons and daughters, they are the lost 12 tribes of israel. Watch my video:
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<em>Last edited by Greenkey2; 08-02-07 at 20:44.<br/>
Reason: Link removed - we've no room for this attitude here.</em>|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561029#post1561029 February 8, 2007]}}
 
{{Squote|1=Eureopean people have a right to know their direct blood-bonding with the lord.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561042#post1561042 February 8, 2007]}}
 
{{Squote|1=Closed for what, saxon means 'isaacs sons' saxons = english stock. English are gods people.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561056#post1561056 February 8, 2007]}}




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What they actually believe.

Born of living too long in a place where everyone looks like you and believes in the same Ian McKellen in the sky, a ‘’’Christian Identity’’’ is a rampant disorder characterized by a strong belief in holding privilege and the majority. This is usually cemented by not traveling anywhere and using your trust fund for rich people drugs. Unfortunately, in a democracy, majority translates to getting whatever you want. If you can’t, fret not. You can always just buy it! If any liberals or people of color (you know, people you don't identify with) disagree with you: they can’t afford to live in your neighborhood and therefore don’t matter. Man, you sure are Christian and awesome. And really, really high.

Jesus Loves You

First of all, you're white.

 
“ 		 
Thank god for that shit.
  		„
 

—Louis CK

Statistically speaking, you'll live longer than anyone else. After all, it's statistically proven we would not have statistics without Jesus. You get to live long because god loves you. You have also been delivered from the shitty drugs downtown consisting of 30% Drain-O, 20% Heroin, 40% lint from some guy's couch, and 10% judaism. The inner-city churches never molested you and even if you fuck up everything, as long as you're in someone's will you won't have to work a day in your life. We can't even effectively insult you, you miserable piece of shit.

Quotes

External links

  • Their forum[1]
  • Their ministry[2]

See also

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