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[[Image:Gtaforumslol.png|thumb|right|Highly educated members such as this one make GTAForums the place to be.]]
*'''Slamman''' - [[hippie|Long haired,]] basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't [[orly|shut the fuck up.]] Posed as 17 year-old [[jailbait]] under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like [[over 9000|200,000 posts]], mainly pics of his [[penis]]. After so many years of butt-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of [[hippies|GTA Chronicles]]. Their last site went down the [[hippies|pits]]. Good luck this time [[hippies|GTA Chronicles!]] You'll still have your hands full with Slamman.
*'''pcguytech''' - Good mate with an unusual name who Slamman has an extreme strange obsession for. pcguytech aka as Mike previous founder part owner of GTA Chronicles in association with a secret member of GTAForums who is obsessed with Porter [[beer]] and has a [[fetish]] for 9 volt batteries. GTA Chronicles went up in flames in the middle of 2015, due to the financial crisis in [[Greece]] plus Slamman set the server on fire. It's rumoured pcguytech has return to GTAForums, returning back from the Amazons, in seach for waddy "God's foster son". It's believed he is held hostage in Tank's basement. pcguytech is an ex-member of the following official [[gay]] gangs, AMF and Ziabastsu. He's a funny intelligent character who carries [[nutsack]]s all day long for various staff leaders. You gotta start some where. Might as well be a [[nutsack]] carrier.
*'''Juice by Kayla Marie''' - Slamman's alter-ego.
*'''sivispacem''' - Probably the [[Stephen_Hawking|smartest poster]] on the forums, but all things considered that isn't something to take pride in. Acts high and mighty with a vocabulary full of political terms that make absolutely no sense to 99.9% of the forum posters.
*'''Zee''' - Unfunny cunt that has a cult following for some reason, most likely for coining the "Cockstar" term. He's also a [[NEET|NEET]] and pretends to be [[United Kingdom|British]] while posting from US IP addresses.
*'''universetwisters''' - A [[YouTube Thomas Club|train-loving]] [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] that likes to film his mother during her drunken tirades. Suspected closet neo nazi, and most likely Slamman's long-lost son. He is also a massive [[fanboy|fan]] of happy hardcore, further prooving how shitty his taste is, as it's the shittiest subgenre of the shittiest [[lol wut|music]] genre to ever exist. Buttslave of theNGclan.
*'''Waddy''' - [[lie|Pretty rad guy]] and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r [[lolwut|(It was 28" before the server 'accident'.)]], which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of [[n00bs]]. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful [[whores|girls]] which he [[do not want|tends to daily.]]
*'''Justin''' - [[lie|Other rad guy.]]
*'''Tank''' - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum [[fucktards]]. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person
*'''Asmo''' - Some [[homo]] who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old [[pussy|crybaby]] who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead [[pedophile|he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.]]
*'''Naomi''' - is a [[fag|lovely dudess]] who is trying to look like a little, very small [[no girls on the internet|babe-y]] and always fails with that. That [[wimmins|man]] has [[buttsecks|ass rape]]d many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by [[feminism|being a mother (ass) fucker bitch]]. If you know this person, please [[murder|help him out]].
*'''Anuj''' - A [[india|shit-showering cunt]] who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only [[buttsecks|sucking off]] to the official black person Tank. This [[penis|fagghead]] should not exist, he is one of the reasons to [[nazi|fix]] the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "Anuj Srivastava", might be helpfull if you want to [[death|teach him a good lesson about life]].
*'''Girish''' - A [[nigga|from India]] similar to Anuj, another mod who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only [[buttsecks|sucking off]] to the official black person Tank. This [[penis|fagghead]] is another example to the reasons to [[nazi|fix]] the Indian immigrantion problem. He's an ungrateful scum, popularly known as "fag" in the forums. He's just a 3 year old trying to act like a nerd.
*'''Shayan Shaffey/Greenline''' - A [[sandnigger]] without a life. He is the best example of incest and must be burned for being a sandnigger. Now using his new account '''Greenline''' because Slamman, his alleged lover, told him to.
*'''TheOtherRyan''' - GTA IV [[fanboy]]. This pedophile will defend every single flaw in GTA IV, despite it being the shittiest piece of [[shit]] to ever be released to the public. Also, watch out, he appears to be a fan of [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Marilyn Manson]] and [[Quentin Tarantino|Pulp Fiction]].
*'''theadmiral''' - Some [[britfag]] who claim to be a girl, but is obviously just a closet [[faggot|homofag]]. He likes to insult people in a "classy" manner, and being a cancerous [[cancer]]. The only good thing he does is pick on gtamann123, the faggot lord of GTAForums.
*'''gtamann123''' - The biggest [[faggot|gaylord]] you will ever see. Whines and complains about his shitty life, and has an ongoing feud with theadmiral,another massive faggot.
*'''GunWrath''' - [[Redneck]], gun-nut, and [[Retard|proud conservative]]. Recently got banned for being a [[Rape|creep]], and a [[pedo]].
*'''Tycek''' - 30 year-old manchild who worships GTA IV and defends its every single flaw with the power of a ten miamivicecity's and takes his opinions as literal statement of fact. Will write you long-winded passive-aggressive rant on how superior he is and how retarded and sexually impotent you are if you correct him or disagree with him.
*'''Mokrie Dela''' - Hack writer and Tycek's gay lover.
*'''Drunken Cowboy''' - an obese biker and fanboy of TLaD who was sucked off for his pseudo-intellectual essays on how he's the best fedora-tipper around. Still remembered to this day with endless vigils after getting the [[banhammer]] in a hilariously anti-climactic manner by butthurt SJW moderators for supposed [[misogyny]].
*'''Fuzzknuckles''' - GTA V's answer to all the GTA IV fanboys floating around, although less aggressive due to having his brain fried from smoking too much weed.
*'''Militia''' - Autist obsessed with his [[Retard|special]] vehicles.
*'''Kirsty''' - some cunt, rumours say she slept with Tank to become a mod.
*'''Alchemist''' - An edgy power-hungry sociopath who always pretends to be a mod while bitching about anything. Founder and leader of the Facade Corporation.
*'''Osho''' - [[The cancer that is killing /b/|The cancer that is killing the IV section]]. He likes starting shitty topics where he is bitching about every single aspect of GTA IV and explaining why [[Fail|GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas are the only masterpieces by Rockstar]].
*'''Pavle''' - One of the biggest virgins on the forums, next to the entirety of The Yakuza. Sits at home all day and plays CSGO while cackling about drama with his circle jerk. Acts like an innocent angel when he's not.
GTAForums.com is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-oldfanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.
For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome.
Last Thursday, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods ejaculated into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the media, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancestors Jew and makes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you.
The forum bodyguard! Be careful!
If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....
San Andreas - A place where you can be as special as you like without feeling any different. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
The Lounge/General Chat - Typically where all the forum douchebags go when they're not screwing each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen at least 100 users from 420 chan. Most forum drama goes down here, so don't be messin.
Expression - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
Debates & Discussion - The place for idiots to argue about edgy topics, such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain over 9,000 words, and house most of the forum assholes.
Public Gang Chat - The place where all the "important members" go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical fuckwads who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the gang leaders, who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking retarded they are themselves.
Becoming a Mod
Getting violated anally never looked so good!
Becoming a moderator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to suck your way right to the top.
Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly
Only if Shakespeare wrote this good!
Try to read this. I dare you.
Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.
Look at all the original ideas! I'll be sure to look out for these when this game is finally made.
According to the writers, this is supposed to be an accurate description of America.
What every thread becomes. Srsly.
A common trick to hide shoddy writing is to hide it with a barely readable color.
