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'''2016'''... another shitty year. [[Censorship]] and government corruption are at an all-new high, as is [[Global Warming|Global Laming]], and its effects on the [[Earth]] begin to cause extreme amounts of damage, [[for the lulz]]. [[Liberals|Leftists]] have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out, but of course they've never had any brains in the first place. They've gone so far up their own ass that their entire ideology is nothing but [[Shit]] at this point. The right wing is beginning to shift into the only side worth fighting for due to the rise of dank memes and the alt-right; especially in Murka, after [[The Donald]] hijacked the [[GOP]]. [[SJW]]s have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood huWhite nations with [[Rapefugees]], whilst [[ISIS]] (and the jews) continuously commit acts of [[Mass Murder]] against the public. Speaking of which, there have been hundreds of mass shootings so far, yet very few have warranted their own page; unlike back in 2015.
'''2016'''... another shitty year. [[Censorship]] and government corruption are at an all-new high, (Example: [[Hillary Clinton]] assassinating numerous people who were investigating the DNC scandal) as is [[Global Warming|Global Laming]]. Its effects on the [[Earth]] are beginning to have extreme results, with some of the biggest storms in history, excessive droughts, and the hottest months on record. [[Liberals|Leftists]] have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out, but of course they've never had any brains in the first place. They've gone so far up their own ass that their entire ideology is nothing but [[Shit]] at this point. And they have won the culture war; the [[SJW]] menace has infiltrated western civilization (even USA) to the very core in every social institution conceivable. The right wing is beginning to shift into the only side worth fighting for due to the rise of dank memes and the alt-right; especially in Murka, after [[The Donald]] hijacked the [[GOP]]. Kids are dumber and more degenerate than ever before, most [[Millennial]] adults are man-children, women are the sluttiest and savage they've ever been, and everything in general is failing, while the world looms on the brink of economic collapse and [[World War III]].  [[SJW]]s have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood White nations with [[Rapefugees]], whilst [[ISIS]] (and the Jews) continuously commit acts of [[Mass Murder]] against the public. Speaking of which, there have been hundreds of mass shootings so far, yet very few have warranted their own page; unlike back in 2015. [[Truth|Everything will only get worse. This entire decade is shitty.]]
 
[[Truth|Everything will only get worse. This entire decade is shitty.]]


Need a recap of what happened [[2015|last year]]? We've got you covered.
Need a recap of what happened [[2015|last year]]? We've got you covered.


== Dramatica Events from 2016 ==
== Dramatica Events from 2016 ==
 
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=== January ===
=== January ===
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] suffers its first outage of the year
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] suffers its first outage of the year


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=== February ===
=== February ===
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*[[North Korea]] violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. [[Russia]], tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.
*[[North Korea]] violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. [[Russia]], tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.


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=== March ===
=== March ===


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*A car bomb goes off in [[Turkey]], pwning [[Cho Seung Hui|32]] fags.  
*A car bomb goes off in [[Turkey]], pwning [[Cho Seung Hui|32]] fags.  


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=== April ===
=== April ===
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*Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's [[Nazi pug]] to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.
*Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's [[Nazi pug]] to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.


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=== May ===
=== May ===
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* The dude who made the video of his [[Nazi pug]] gets arrested by the pigs.
* The dude who made the video of his [[Nazi pug]] gets arrested by the pigs.


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=== June ===
=== June ===
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* [[Mike Tyson|Muhammad Ali]] dies.
* [[Mike Tyson|Muhammad Ali]] dies.


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Revision as of 20:00, 13 August 2016

This article needs a serious clean up

Somebody should do something about it.

2016... another shitty year. Censorship and government corruption are at an all-new high, (Example: Hillary Clinton assassinating numerous people who were investigating the DNC scandal) as is Global Laming. Its effects on the Earth are beginning to have extreme results, with some of the biggest storms in history, excessive droughts, and the hottest months on record. Leftists have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out, but of course they've never had any brains in the first place. They've gone so far up their own ass that their entire ideology is nothing but Shit at this point. And they have won the culture war; the SJW menace has infiltrated western civilization (even USA) to the very core in every social institution conceivable. The right wing is beginning to shift into the only side worth fighting for due to the rise of dank memes and the alt-right; especially in Murka, after The Donald hijacked the GOP. Kids are dumber and more degenerate than ever before, most Millennial adults are man-children, women are the sluttiest and savage they've ever been, and everything in general is failing, while the world looms on the brink of economic collapse and World War III. SJWs have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood White nations with Rapefugees, whilst ISIS (and the Jews) continuously commit acts of Mass Murder against the public. Speaking of which, there have been hundreds of mass shootings so far, yet very few have warranted their own page; unlike back in 2015. Everything will only get worse. This entire decade is shitty.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatica Events from 2016

Hide your CP.
Evalion
omar in the flesh

January

  • Germany is culturally enriched by Diversity as countless Rapefugees brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, and Angela Merkel cover it up.
  • January 15: TOW celebrates its 15th birthday
  • An outbreak of the Zika Virus occurs; Epic lulz follow.
  • The Fine Bros kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds upon thousands of subscribers.

February

  • North Korea violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. Russia, tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.
  • Nearly 17 years after the massacre at Columbine High School, Susan Klebold, the mother of Dylan (one of the shooters) comes out of hiding. She releases her autobiography, conducts several interviews, and releases a massive amount of new details relating to her child.

March

  • A car bomb goes off in Turkey, pwning 32 fags.
  • A suicide bomber wipes off 70+ Christfags and rapes 300 more during a suicide attack in Lahore, Pakistan.
  • Alison Rapp, a pedophile slut, is fired from Nintendo after a campaign launched by Daily Stormer to get her employment terminated. She was investigated heavily by the Internet Hate Machine and many juicy details were dug up, such as that she was an escort, pedophile, SJW on steroids, and completely despicable construct of genetic failure, and a plague upon western society.

April

  • Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's Nazi pug to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.
  • Demonstrating the might of ISIS, Abu Hajaar is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a Forced meme in the process.
  • A breakout of [[|ShoutYourStatus|#ShoutYourStatus]] occurs. It's some shitty hashtag made by Feminist cunts that actually encourages women to celebrate having STDs. #Feministlogic
  • Prince dies. THE ELEVATOR TOOK HIM DOWN.
  • Trigglypuff, a morbidly obese SJW, is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulzy fuckers since Chris-chan.

May

  • The dude who made the video of his Nazi pug gets arrested by the pigs.
  • After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, YouTuber Evalion gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by Onision, LeafyIsHere, and their countless autistic fanboys.
  • Lyin' Ted Cruz, the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after The Donald savagely anally rapes him for a few months.
  • EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the Mediterranean sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS.

June

  • After 17 years of construction, the world's longest tunnel opens in Switzerland. They celebrate the completion of this monumental task with bizarre ritualistic and "artistic" performances.
  • A man kills Christina Grimmie during a meet and greet. People became butthurt over guns again.
  • The number of people displaced by conflicts globally is at the highest level in recorded history. Expect more Rapefugees, jackass.

July

August

September

  • September 13 is the 10th anniversary of Kimveer Gill's chimpout at his school. It took 10 years for us to make an article about that fag and for good reason. Rest in piss.

October

November

Donald Trump becomes the most powerful man in the world after becoming POTUS. (Predicted)

December

Gallery