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'''Joe Firmage''' is a failed entrepreneur, [[fag|feces eater]], [[gay|weenie licker]], and [[rape|Alien Abduction]] Victim and [[UFO]] Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is also known for blowing millions of dollars on UFO research, and for which he claims he was subjected to mind control by space aliens, who turned him gay. | '''Joe Firmage''' is a failed entrepreneur, [[fag|feces eater]], [[gay|weenie licker]], and [[rape|Alien Abduction]] Victim and [[UFO]] Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is also known for blowing millions of dollars on UFO research, and for which he claims he was subjected to mind control by space aliens, who turned him gay. | ||
He founded several companies, all of which went bankrupt, and from which he was fired after claiming to be under the remote control of space aliens and | He founded several companies, all of which went bankrupt, and from which he was fired after claiming to be under the remote control of space aliens, and claiming to have been forced to have gay sex with them on their spaceship. | ||
Revision as of 01:40, 1 September 2016
Joe Firmage is a failed entrepreneur, feces eater, weenie licker, and Alien Abduction Victim and UFO Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is also known for blowing millions of dollars on UFO research, and for which he claims he was subjected to mind control by space aliens, who turned him gay.
He founded several companies, all of which went bankrupt, and from which he was fired after claiming to be under the remote control of space aliens, and claiming to have been forced to have gay sex with them on their spaceship.