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The '''Alt-Lite''' is a circlejerk of [[conservatives|conservatism]] and [[Libertarianism|Classical Liberals]] who spend their days watching [[Milo Yiannopolous]] speeches, [[Sargon_of_Akkad]] and [[Paul Joseph Watson]] videos. They tend to be civic nationalists, Cultural Libertarians, and like to [[LARP]] as free-speech fighters who wave [[Kekistan]] flags at places wherever [[antifa]] goes. You can find them making threads about Kekistan on [[pol|/pol/]], in which they are told to return to their natural habitat, [http://www.reddit.com/r/the_donald /r/The_Donald], a terrible place full of people who unironically say "BTFO", "Pedes", and "FUCKING BASED".  
The '''Alt-Lite''' (also called the '''New Right''' by themselves) is a circlejerk of [[conservatives|conservatism]] and [[Libertarianism|"Classical Liberals"]] who spend their days watching [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] speeches, [[Sargon_of_Akkad|Sargon of Akkad]] and [[Paul Joseph Watson]] videos. They tend to be civic nationalists, Cultural Libertarians, and like to [[LARP]] as free-speech fighters who wave [[Kekistan]] flags at places wherever [[Antifa]] goes. You can find them making threads about Kekistan on [[pol|/pol/]], in which they are told to return to their natural habitat, [http://www.reddit.com/r/the_donald /r/The_Donald] ([https://thedonald.win| not anymore; it's here now]), a terrible place full of people who unironically say "BTFO", "Pedes", and "FUCKING BASED".  


==History==
==History==
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[[File:Typical_donald_redditor.jpg|100 px|thumb|alt=the_donald_redditor|A typical member of the alt-lite from /r/the_donald who went on to /pol/]]
[[File:Typical_donald_redditor.jpg|100 px|thumb|alt=the_donald_redditor|A typical member of the alt-lite from /r/the_donald who went on to /pol/]]
[[File:Pauljosephwatson_meteor.png|100 px|thumb|alt=pjw|An Alt-Lite figurehead, Paul Joseph "MAINE STREAM METEOR" Watson.]]
[[File:Pauljosephwatson_meteor.png|100 px|thumb|alt=pjw|An Alt-Lite figurehead, Paul Joseph "MAINE STREAM METEOR" Watson.]]
After audience members at the NPI conference attending a speech by [[Richard Spencer]], decided to throw up a Roman Salute (Nazi Salute). E-celebs like [[Paul Joseph Watson]] decided to disavow the Alt-Right in order to save their own image. These people would then form what is now the Alt-Lite. The Alt-lite is [[Cuck|Civic Nationalist]], [[Zionist]], and [[Faggot|Culturally Libertarian]]. The Alt-Lite is not to be confused with Alt-Centrists (There is a name for everything), people like [[Sargon of Akkad]] and [[Armoured Skeptic]], who think they are better than you because they got centrist on a Political Compass Test.
After just 3 rogue audience members at the 2016 NPI Conference who were attending a speech by [[Richard Spencer]] decided to throw up a Roman Salute, E-celebs like Paul Joseph Watson, Mike Cernovich, and Milo Yiannopoulos{{jew}} decided to disavow the Alt-Right in order to save their own image. These people would then form what is now the Alt-Lite/"New Right". The Alt-Lite is [[Cuck|Civic Nationalist]], [[Zionist]], and [[Faggot|Culturally Libertarian]]. The Alt-Lite is not to be confused with Alt-Centrists (There is a name for everything), people like [[Sargon of Akkad]] and [[Armoured Skeptic]], who think they are better than you because they got centrist on a Political Compass Test.


Today, You can find the Alt-Lite [https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/863413631261736960 expressing their autism in public]
Today, You can find the Alt-Lite [https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/863413631261736960 expressing their autism in public].
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Latest revision as of 21:16, 28 December 2020

The Alt-Lite (also called the New Right by themselves) is a circlejerk of conservatism and "Classical Liberals" who spend their days watching Milo Yiannopoulos speeches, Sargon of Akkad and Paul Joseph Watson videos. They tend to be civic nationalists, Cultural Libertarians, and like to LARP as free-speech fighters who wave Kekistan flags at places wherever Antifa goes. You can find them making threads about Kekistan on /pol/, in which they are told to return to their natural habitat, /r/The_Donald (not anymore; it's here now), a terrible place full of people who unironically say "BTFO", "Pedes", and "FUCKING BASED".

History

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A typical member of the alt-lite from /r/the_donald who went on to /pol/
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An Alt-Lite figurehead, Paul Joseph "MAINE STREAM METEOR" Watson.

After just 3 rogue audience members at the 2016 NPI Conference who were attending a speech by Richard Spencer decided to throw up a Roman Salute, E-celebs like Paul Joseph Watson, Mike Cernovich, and Milo Yiannopoulos decided to disavow the Alt-Right in order to save their own image. These people would then form what is now the Alt-Lite/"New Right". The Alt-Lite is Civic Nationalist, Zionist, and Culturally Libertarian. The Alt-Lite is not to be confused with Alt-Centrists (There is a name for everything), people like Sargon of Akkad and Armoured Skeptic, who think they are better than you because they got centrist on a Political Compass Test.

Today, You can find the Alt-Lite expressing their autism in public.

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