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* {{ | * {{yt|u|eradication|Keith Kurson}} has owned the website since he was 15. He is known for stealing money to buy extensions, highlights and a dress. In exchange, the users will never get the gold account they were promised. He also owns homosexual adoptable sites such as [http://squiby.net/ Squiby] and [http://valenth.com/ Valenth]. | ||
* [https://www.weasyl.com/~leupstripes Deo] (aka DNA, Chimaera, Leupstripes, Silence) is the head artist and known for being immature as she has pretty much just reached 18. She has worked on redrawing the artwork of the pets and ignoring complaints as well. It should be noted that she is a fat fetishist. That's right- the main artist of Subeta is a porn artist. | * [https://www.weasyl.com/~leupstripes Deo] (aka DNA, Chimaera, Leupstripes, Silence) is the head artist and known for being immature as she has pretty much just reached 18. She has worked on redrawing the artwork of the pets and ignoring complaints as well. It should be noted that she is a fat fetishist. That's right- the main artist of Subeta is a porn artist. | ||
* [http://subeta.org/users/mbif Mbif] is the staff member that completely dickrides Keef, constantly defending him and will go to the extent of bann- excuse me, '''freezing''' a user who questions him. | * [http://subeta.org/users/mbif Mbif] is the staff member that completely dickrides Keef, constantly defending him and will go to the extent of bann- excuse me, '''freezing''' a user who questions him. | ||
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** [http://inthemirror.tumblr.com/ Keef's Tumblr] | ** [http://inthemirror.tumblr.com/ Keef's Tumblr] | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:21, 13 January 2023
Subeta (Korean for slut) is another cyberpet website ripping off Neopets with a user base completely made up of 16-year old furries. Subeta, in its very existence, is sewn together by lies, greed, site crashes and a Volcom Hypno Hat, thanks to Keith, site owner and giant faggot, and his spending. Perhaps the most notable highlight of the site’s dark and shameful history is the Longcat Crusade of 2007, Anon’s attack on Keith’s plagiarism of their beloved Longcat. Surprisingly, unlike other virtual pet sites, the main drama of Subeta is caused by the staff themselves.
Due to multiple DDoSes and hacking, Subeta has shifted from domain to domain.
The Site
Don’t feel like reading this section? Basic summary: it’s a watered down version of Neopets.
Subeta is totally not like Neopets at all. For starters, you have a nifty bar that pretty much has everything: the time, news, games and a link to explore the world of Subeta. In this wonderful world, you can play fun text-based browser games which eventually cause you to time out due to SO MUCH CLICKING. Not interested in the games, why not go the shops and buy totally original items such as pixelated foods or pixelated plushies. But don’t go saying that it’s like Neopets, because you’ll eventually get your account frozen. Just like Neopets. Unlike Neopets, the worlds don’t actually resemble worlds but rather just go to a page with a common theme
Being a generally small community that relies on the user base for content, Subeta also includes an oekaki board for the artists. For the whining audience (all of them) Subeta has a forum to discuss about their real life. If you were to mention any other website that provides cyberpets will earn you an instant ban. Subeta staff wants everyone to know that there it is the only pet site in existence. Perhaps the true genius of the website is that two accounts under the same IP will earn an instant ban with no warning. Opposed to the guilds of Neopets, Subeta has cults. Healthy child fun!
But wait! The true joys of Subeta are only reserved for those with a gold account. For a small fee of five dollars, you can get the ultimate experience of the website!
The Staff
The following is a general summary of the main staff members.
- Keith Kurson has owned the website since he was 15. He is known for stealing money to buy extensions, highlights and a dress. In exchange, the users will never get the gold account they were promised. He also owns homosexual adoptable sites such as Squiby and Valenth.
- Deo (aka DNA, Chimaera, Leupstripes, Silence) is the head artist and known for being immature as she has pretty much just reached 18. She has worked on redrawing the artwork of the pets and ignoring complaints as well. It should be noted that she is a fat fetishist. That's right- the main artist of Subeta is a porn artist.
- Mbif is the staff member that completely dickrides Keef, constantly defending him and will go to the extent of bann- excuse me, freezing a user who questions him.
- Phyrexia is another talented artist whom Anonymous ruined. After hacking her email, Anonymous found a plethora of messages regarding bestiality porn.
In general, the staff are a stirring pot of drama, immorality, immaturity and greed. The staff only has one main artist, DNA, who designs every pets; each one uglier than the last. DNA files these horrid drawings under her portfolio hoping to get an actual job with her garbage. In general, the moderators do not care about the user complaints at all. Once they pocketed their money, they will be of no concern whatsoever.
Anybody who questions the doings of the moderators will get frozen. That means if they find a question that seems unorthodox to them, they will simply solve the problem by kicking the user out. In general, questions regarding the whereabouts of the money and the promised gold accounts which users paid for go unanswered. The truth is that, despite the many errors in coding, a small fraction of the money goes to fixing the website. The rest is shared among the staff. These doings were first uncovered by none other than Anonymous.
The Longcat Crusade
Subeta added a "longcat" clothing item sometime in April of 2007. The chans caught wind of this, and immediately politely asked Keith to remove it. Keith responded by relaying a message in comment tags on the front page HTML (something his stupid 12-year old userbase could never figure out how to read) which was a fake message from Longcat full of infantile swearing and insults. Bad move.
In response, Anonymous sent DDoSes and hacked the site, resulting in Subeta dying after barely a few hours on 4/28/07. Subeta was back up within the week but denied any such thing had happened, and that it was a "kernal error." Keith continued to lie to his userbase, saying that the chans were evil and didn't invent Longcat. Anonymous proceeded to leak Keith's address, parents' address, phone numbers, school records, social security number, and credit card number which were all attained easily and used in the stupidest way possible: 30 60GB Playstation 3s and ten DVD copies of the first four seasons of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air were ordered off of his Amazon.com account, which subsequently froze his bank account.
Hundreds of Subeta users' names and passwords were hacked. Many users lost their accounts not just on Subeta, but on other bastions of faggotry as well - Photobucket, email, eBay, PayPal, MySpace, Gaia Online, and other important sites. How did this happen? More importantly, why do some of them stay on the site in spite of this? Nearly a month later, after countless message board spams, DDOS attacks, stolen user accounts, Subeta moderators quitting, and a mini-rebellion among his users, Keith still wouldn't give up a tiny picture of Longcat.
Finally, on May 21st, some brave Anon hacked Keith's GoDaddy account, and forwarded Subeta.org to an image of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Keith wrote an apology and removed all Longcat references.
Exposure of staff's spending
Sometime after the end of the Subeta War, an Anonymous acting out of pure hatred was able to infiltrate all of Keith's information. In this information was proof that the staff of Subeta were paid - very highly paid for a website, actually. Let's go back to the beginning for a bit though - didn't Keith and his other admins say none of the staff were paid? Yes, yes they did. His staff constantly denied getting paid. Yet something didn't add up. Subeta's servers were slow constantly, and his MySQL errors were just getting worse. With all the Gold Accounts ($5 a month), shouldn't Subeta be making enough to pay for more servers and perhaps a programmer to fix errors? Well that wasn't the case... Keith only pays a few hundred dollars a month to keep Subeta barely afloat.
Most of that money was going personally to Keith and his staff. Keith buys things like $250 sunglasses, and even a new car. He has no formal job and sits at home all day, on the days he isn't out partying, with his Valium and watches his own hair grow. Why were you never told this? Easy. Tax fraud. If it was kept under the radar, his ass wouldn't be on the line. He constantly denied paying anyone and banned any user who kept asking too many questions.
Please note that the below is an edited Payroll given to Keith by 'Kandy', a person who helps run Subeta and has close relations to Ender/Simon. It is not 100% accurate but it is still proof of Payment.
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Going through his email, Anonymous found shocking stats of Keith's spending. It was originally posted on OverNineThouasand, a blog of a group's trolling. The website is gone along with the screencaps, however, the article was saved on pastebin.
- 30 donations for Fall Out Boy concert at the Honda Civic Tour 2007 costing $150.20
- 59 donations for clothing costing $294
- 64 donations for highlights and extensions costing $315.53
- 113 donations for two pairs of sunglasses costing $565
- 167 donations for a Volcom Hypno Hat costing $835
That means that 430 donations all went to Keith. That's $2151 on fucking tickets, sunglasses, extensions and a stupid hat.
Domains
Keith’s GoDaddy account was also attacked by Anonymous and deleted his domains three times. Keith then decided to move the site to Subetax. By July 25, 2007, Subeta was revived. Nobody expected it to last. Keith offered a half-assed apology in the news section after Anonymous ruined their lives and leaked their info all because Keith refused to delete an image of Longcat. The site went down again, and two days worth of data was lost.
By April 2008, two bored users placed cookie grabbers on staff profiles. Keith told everyone to change their passwords and shit began to scramble. By July 11, Subeta’s domain moved to Subeta.ws and Keith posted on Pownced forum begging users to go to the new domain. Users began to question why Ketih posted this and he claimed that two people who were involved with the April 2008, enderfuck and shironeko, debacle hacked the website, banned the forums and deleted posts regarding the admins leaving for the new domain.
Users refused to move to the new domain and Keith posted a (deleted) video on his YouTube begging people to move. Nobody gave a fuck. The next day Keith edited the new domain’s front page stating that enderfuck and shironeko were holding the old domain hostage. The folks that did move to the new domain kept complaining about their old account’s lost information.
July 13, 2008, Keith’s domain went down. “SubetaTeam” which resided on the old domain posted the following:
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Keith responded:
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Subeta.org, to this day, still belongs to Keith. However, the faggotry lasts forever.
See Also
External Links
- Subeta
- Squiby - Subeta's sister site
- Keef's vanity site
- Subeta Rants - Anti-Subeta LJ community
- Mirror of >9000's exposure on Keef
- Keef exposed for CP
- .ws
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Subeta is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Subeta is part of a series on Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article December 8 & December 9, 2011 | ||
Preceded by John Pike |
Subeta | Succeeded by Otherkin |