Sproke

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A nice cold can of sproke.

Sproke, also known as 'proke, is a healthy and nutritious soft drink made simply by mixing together Sprite and Coca-Cola. The official correct way to make Sproke, as confirmed by numerous peer-reviewed studies and independent fact checkers, is to mix the two components at a 1:1 Coke to Sprite ratio. Different ratios, such as 60/40, may be preferred based on local tastes. There have been reports that Sproke could worsen hallucinations in schizophrenics due to an unexplained chemical reaction between the two drinks, but these are not backed by peer-reviewed studies, and are likely pseudoscience.

Dr. Sprokeberg presenting the ingredients for sproke.

Variants

• Scoke: 20% Sprite, 80% Coke
• Soke: 25% Sprite, 75% Coke
• Spoke: 40% Sprite, 60% Coke
• Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke
• Sprike: 60% Sprite, 40% Coke
• Cite: 75% Sprite, 25% Coke
• Crite: 80% Sprite, 20% Coke

Big Sproke

Not Real, you WILL NOT investigate further, you WILL take your meds.

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External Links

• KnowYourMeme entry on Sproke

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