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{{AOTN|Ukraine|Ukrainian flag explained.jpg|'''OOkraine''' aka Southern Prussia (also UK rain) principally referred to as '''The Zone of Alienation''' or just '''Chernobyl''' for short, and geopolitically known as '''Prussia's Breadbasket'''. A state in the [[Jew|U]]SSR, which now is pretending to be independent but we all know that OOkraine is just Prussia's fuck buddy (until Yanok got fucked... and then got replaced by his twin brother - chocolate tycoon/oligarch/bandit and a founder of "Party of Regions" Petro Poroshenko ([[power word|real name]]: Peter Waltzman) - Putin's spy and a butt puppet). Widely known as a state of [[Lie|beautiful]] and [[whore|cheap women]]. Local men, however, like all SLAVES, are a bunch of hideous beasts. A country of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s, radiation, flesh-eating mutants, and [[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17|plane crashes]].
{{AOTN|WingsofRedemption|WingsFat.jpg|'''WingsofRedemption''' {{yt|u|WingsofRedemption|Jordie Jordan}}, ('''[[Powerword|S̶a̶m̶u̶e̶l̶ ̶M̶c̶G̶r̶a̶v̶y̶ ̶R̶i̶c̶h̶a̶r̶d̶s̶o̶n̶ ) Bernie Gores]]''' but more popularly known as Jordie Jordan) is a [[Fat|400+-pound]], hypocritical, disgusting, [[racist]], [[homophobic]], [[basement-dwelling]] no-lifer who throws controllers, bans and censors players for anything, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, [[Pepsi]] and banquet meals. In [[2018]] Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in [[Mexico]], and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a [[drugs|Lexapro]] zombie, Richard still generates lulz on his [[twitch]] channel, which he had to leave, because they ended his [[Satanic Ritual Abuse|contract]], leading to him streaming on Jewtube.
|4 = Slated for Annexation
 
|5 = WingsofRedemption
|4 = Falsely reported as dead
|6 = G4
|5 = G4
|7 = Denial of Service
|6 = Denial of Service
|7 = Censorship
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Latest revision as of 08:17, 13 January 2023

WingsofRedemption

WingsofRedemption Jordie Jordan, (S̶a̶m̶u̶e̶l̶ ̶M̶c̶G̶r̶a̶v̶y̶ ̶R̶i̶c̶h̶a̶r̶d̶s̶o̶n̶ ) Bernie Gores but more popularly known as Jordie Jordan) is a 400+-pound, hypocritical, disgusting, racist, homophobic, basement-dwelling no-lifer who throws controllers, bans and censors players for anything, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, Pepsi and banquet meals. In 2018 Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in Mexico, and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a Lexapro zombie, Richard still generates lulz on his twitch channel, which he had to leave, because they ended his contract, leading to him streaming on Jewtube.

(( Falsely reported as dead ))


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