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{{ | {{achtung|he's being cancelled for being a [[Donald Trump|Trumper]]. [[Lulz|YES!]]}} | ||
[[image:Dilbert.gif|thumb|right|300px|A sample ''Dilbert'' strip.]] | [[image:Dilbert.gif|thumb|right|300px|A sample ''Dilbert'' strip.]] | ||
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[[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG|thumb|left|Typical web episode.]] | [[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG|thumb|left|Typical web episode.]] | ||
[[dildo|'''''Dilbert''''']] is a [[anime|comic strip]] by [[aspie|Scott Adams]]. The strip is highly [[unfunny]] because it [[fail|attempts]] to satirize the | [[dildo|'''''Dilbert''''']] is a [[anime|comic strip]] by [[hippie|pot-addled]] [[aspie|high-IQ]] [[troll|pupeteer]] [[Dilbert|Scott Adams]]. The strip is highly [[unfunny|successful]] because it [[fail|attempts]] to satirize every possible scenario in the [[EA|business world]]. | ||
''Dilbert'' is popular among [[basement-dweller|cubicle dwellers]] because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then. | ''Dilbert'' is popular among [[basement-dweller|cubicle dwellers]] because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then. | ||
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Image:Dilbert Ending.jpg| | Image:Dilbert Ending.jpg| | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://dilbert.com Dilbert online] | *[http://dilbert.com Dilbert online] | ||
*[http://rule34.paheal.net/index.php?q=/post/list/dilbert/1 rule34. | *[http://rule34.paheal.net/index.php?q=/post/list/dilbert/1 rule34.paheal.net] | ||
*[http://www.javaonthebrain.com/artwork/dragonbert.html Savage Dragonbert and Hitler’s Brainbert] | *[http://www.javaonthebrain.com/artwork/dragonbert.html Savage Dragonbert and Hitler’s Brainbert] | ||
{{Television}} | {{Television}} | ||
{{Comic Books}} | {{Comic Books}} | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article March 3, 4 & 5, [[2023]]|[[Harry Potter]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Amphetamines]]}} | |||
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Dilbert is a comic strip by pot-addled high-IQ pupeteer Scott Adams. The strip is highly successful because it attempts to satirize every possible scenario in the business world.
Dilbert is popular among cubicle dwellers because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading Dilbert instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.
TV show
The TV show is still about the business world, therefore it is still unfunny. Trying to cash in on the success of Family Guy and Futurama, the show lacked the ability to make people laugh, as well as having an overly prominent musical score that sounded like it was orchestrated by a bunch of clowns with Down's Syndrome. The show's only redeeming quality was the diabolical Dogbert, who fucked with Dilbert all the time and frequently used humans as guinea pigs in his cash-grabbing scams.
The show got canceled after only 2 or 3 seasons and is now widely forgotten about, except by the faggots who thought it was funny in the first place.
Moar Dilbert Strips
Dilbert is possibly the most exploitable comic ever. Due to the lack of word bubbles, dialogue has essentially no length constraints.
The Animated Series
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Dilbert is part of a series on Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage. |
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| Preceded by Harry Potter |
Dilbert | Succeeded by Amphetamines |