User talk:Voltaire404

Welcome, Voltaire404

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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Mike the Great (talk) 23:44, 14 May 2012 (EDT)

About Sega-shaheen

Sega-shaheen Needs to be worked on here.

Don't make us ban you please.

From the looks of Recent Changes, it looks like you are attempting to write a new article on Sega-shaheen. Please be advised that you should create this article in your userspace here and work on it before you contact an editor or a sysop to move it to mainspace. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:

• Do not create your article in the main namespace. Work on it here.
• Read ED:LULZ, ED:101, and ED:RR.
• Make it long enough to be worth reading (Several paragraphs, at least).
• Use headings and insert images.
• Link to a few outside sources to help establish internets relevance.

OhSoSimple fucking wants your soul. You can help by NOT GIVING it. 02:19, 15 May 2012 (EDT)