H.J. Freaks

You WORK it girl!

	“	The lovely performance that has probably changed your life forever is courtesy of H.J.Freaks	„
	—Thanks HJ...thanks a lot!

Previously featured as one of Encyclopedia Dramatica’s Videos of the Now, HJfreaks (aka Hyunmo Kim) has become a minor viral video phenomena due to his outlandish cross dressing and his exceptional bass playing skills. Currently, HJ’s ambition is to become the “world’s greatest stupid idiot bass player" which might not be such a hard achievement to surmount, given his peculiar mode of dress during most of his videos and the eccentric subject matter that his songs cover.

Information

THE world famous video.

Jamming with Silent Eye

Guess what, he's a cam whore!

Hyunmo Kim is a South Korean composer, arranger, producer, and bass player who is a current member of Oriental Express (a Korean Traditional Fusion Jazz Band-whatever the hell that is) and also the bassist for Silent Eye, a power metal band. What sets him apart from the millions of other South Korean bassists is the fact that he cross dresses as his favorite anime characters. Is it even possible to be a Korean weeabo?

On his MySpace page, he is careful not to display any pictures in his anime get up, as if he is trying to attract possible band mates or job offers by appearing to be normal. It is only after a potential offer is made that he shows his pink, frilly side.

THE RATED-R Super-Stupid Bassist!

	“	Awful J-Pop and creepy fetishization of cartoons for 12 year olds aside, dude's a good bassist.	„
	—YouTube is full of comments similar to this

HJ stylizes himself as THE Rated-R super stupid bassist. The ED featured video is quite strange, and unless you are some sort of feces loving German, will probably be at the top or near to the top of your “internet oddities” list. During the featured video, viewers are given a peculiar smorgasbord of visuals including HJ, dressed in his frilly anime best while playing a bass that has been painted with a Konata image. The song, 牛乳飲め！which is pronounced "gyu-nyu-no-me" has the rough translation from Japanese of “You should drink milk.” Why should you drink milk? Because, according to HJ, milk makes a girl have a larger breast, and because Korean cross-dressing bass players are experts on transsexual breast enlargement, this makes perfect sense. At the end of the video, we see HJ gulping down glasses of milk while trying to avoid vomiting up his precious breast enlargement elixir.

If you like 12 year old anime girls with no breasts, but who want large tits, and who sing like one of the Chipmunks hopped up on crack, this sort of stuff is your bag.

HJ Speaks

HJ has his own website, and because of the numerous questions involving the video, has graciously answered some of the larger questions posed by his fans:

Reactions

All of the following reactions are taken from H.J.'s various YouTube videos.

“   WHAT ON HELL HAS JUST HAPENNED??   „     —pretty much everybody the first time they saw the vid.     “   Hahah, I don't think he's a fucking gay so much as he's fucking Japanese.   „     —wrong! He’s Korean, faggot!     “   I think I came twice. Maybe three time, not sure.   „     —did your boobs get bigger too?     “   man, you really are a freak! Great playing but in insane clothing, and that makes you very special and unique,, smart... I want to meet you when I m back in korea, pls. send me your contact no., well, if we get to meet, pls. don't stare at my ass, cause I am straight. okaY? Keep rocking babe!   „     —sure you’re straight…     “   Weeeeeeell....This talented chick, unfortunately, has a penis. I'm sorry for crushing your dreams, man. Really.   „     —thanks for clearing this up.     “   So what? Japanese crossdressers have the Asian cuteness bonus :) I'd do him. (And he's an awesome bass player too)   „     —if somebody plays bass well, you will fuck them?     “   Yeah, when I fapped I didn't feel bad at all, he's cute!   „     —TMI     “   Dude, you play REALLY well. I just wonder: why the disturbing masquerade? And that hideous song! Once is funny, but three times or more it gets a little unsettling   „     —Three times? Try SIXTY-three times     “   hes not gay, crossdressing is a favorite pasttime of many. Just because someone wears a skirt or tight clothes doesn't mean they're gay. Ever seen Superman or a bagpipe player xD But still, cross-dressing is a part of otakuism and GOOD GOD HES LEG HAIRLESS. how is it possible?   „     —because he really is gay     “   he has women's body shape! awesomeee! only if he was a woman, he would be hot. but....lol   „     —You'd still hit it. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Gallery

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  Greeting the fans.
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  Looking more or less normal, if a little emo
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  Fan art?
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  On his site, he likes to show off his new purchases...
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  stuff that isn't music related.

Other Videos

H.J. has so much fun doing his little videos in his little room, you can never tell if he is smiling because he is jamming, or because he's got a dress on. Either way, that sly little grin he has is quite disturbing. Be sure to watch the last video.

Censored Girls Full!
Nobody knows what is behind that pink cloud.

Fuwa Fuwa Time bass
With his glasses on, he kinda looks like Geddy Lee.

Macross Frontier seikan hikou bass
Shredding to some old cartoon.

Night of Nights
Jamming with some other idiots at X3 speed.

JOINT bass cover
This vid actually gets some guys thinking HJ is a girl.

Lucky Star Intro
I don't know what is more odd, the fact that he's dressed normal
or the fact that he isn't using his Konata bass for the song.

Judas Priest "Painkiller"
He is almost, but not quite normal here.

A maid, bass alone at midnight"
It keeps getting weirder and weirder.

koi no mega lover"
He's almost laughing here, but he is totally jamming.

All the Single Ladies"
OH HELL NO!

Previous Video | Next Video

See Also

He also teaches bass!

• Transvestite
• Shemale
• good korea
• Wapanese He can't be wapanese if he's not white.
• Anime
• Music
• Homosexual
• Attention Whore
• Elton John

External Links

• In case you want to enlarge your breasts with milk.
• H.J.Freaks website - look around, he is quite active and there are several videos of his band playing.
• H.J. Freaks YouTube channel.
• Page detailing all of his equipment.
• Silent Eye Myspace
• Nicovideo Channel

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