User:Mike the Great/Animals

Mike's One-Too-Many Dogs About missing Pics

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  This dog is Luke. He is mine. He likes watermelon.
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  This dog is Drew. He is mine. He hates Luke.
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  Dallas, because 1 wolf is too little and 4 is too few.
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  This is is my baby girl, Aleshka. Her hobbies include conversation, hanging out with Wolfy, and running off trying to get shot by fucking rednecks.

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  Wolfy: We ran the fuck out of names a long time ago.
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  Jake being weird as fuck
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  Toby
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  Sneeze (originally Pekingese because fuck names) is a real asshole. He growls at you when you pick him up and bites. Good thing his teeth don't match up. He's spoiled as hell because if we don't he'll kill us. He's the biggest dog we have except if you count size.
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  Abigail: She needs to fucking die. pwnt
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  Bella: She needs to fucking shut up.
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  Jack, a.k.a. the chupacabra. He needs to fucking die. RIP, you will be sorely missed.
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  Lacey
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  Katy
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  Odis: He needs to fucking die.
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  Paris: She's a 100%, pure-bred, Dalmation, Chow Chow, Newfoundlanded, German Shepard, Golden Retriever, Rhodesian Ridgeback, American Eskimo, German Shorthaired Pointer, Pug.
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  Penny: She was thrown out of a moving car window. She needs to fucking die.
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  This good ol' boy is Blue: cleverly named after the fact that he's a Blue Tick Coon Hound. adopted
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  Some cross breed between a dog, a cheesey poof, and a rat AKA a chihuahua adopted
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  A 5 pound Pomeranian. Cute as fuck imo.Adopted

Cats Are Better Anyways About missing Pics

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  Newfags can't catforce.
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  This is my cat Fireball. He's made of Hell, spitfire, and 100% win. He teaches our dogs respect, and needs to fucking die.
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  This is... well fuck... Orangekitten? I don't fucking know. Julius now, and adopted.
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  His real name is Ziti, but he answers to Stripedy Kitty.

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  Measer: He ate the half a dozen cats not pictured here.
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  P.D.: He speaks fluent FUCK YOU.
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  Homer - a black one-eyed monster
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  Kitty Minion #2: #1 looks identical so fuck finding him for pictures.
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  Al Qaeda: He got his name from his weapons of mass destruction. He's also chemically addicted to cat treats.

Other things

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  brb dying
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  lol jk
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  This is a llama. NO fucking clue why we got it, but we have it now.
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  Max, the uniquely colored colt. Ever see a horse look like that? I think not.
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  This is a rather large steak. He's best friends with Max because fuck breed specific segregation.
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  My little pony makes your faggy girl's shows look like faggy girl's shows.
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  this is a goat
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  All-species animal rescue means all species.