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[[File:JimmyDonaldson.png|thumb|The man, the myth, the beast.]]
{{achtung|TO ONLY THE SURPRISE OF RETARDS, HE FAKES EVERYTHING!}}
[[File:MrBeastAsianSticker.png|thumb|What Mr Beast [[derp|masturbates to, and takes advice from.]]]]
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{{ibhead|<big>'''MrBeast'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Powerword'''|Jimmy Donaldson}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|May 7th, [[1990s|1998]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Death'''|Soon, ''very'' soon.}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Greenvile, [[North Carolina]]}}
{{ibrow|'''[[JewTube]]'''|{{yt|c|UCX6OQ3DkcsbYNE6H8uQQuVA|MrBeast}} (active)}}
{{ibrow|'''Twitter'''|{{twitter|MrBeastYT}} (active)}}
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'''Mr Beast''' (formerly known as '''MrBeast6000''') is a {{age|1998|5|7}} year old [[YouTuber]] who [[schizophrenia|talks to stickers on his bedroom walls]], smashes laptops, has more [[money]] than sense, plays [[Minecraft]] (despite claiming repeatedly that he hates it), and sits in his room all day long, making fun of [[jailbait|little kids]] on the [[internet]]. The only reason his videos are popular, is because he uses [[clickbait]] to [[shill]] gullible little children into watching his boring videos, to make a quick buck off them. One of his more popular series, the "worst intros" on Youtube, is where he watches video clips of little kids [[retards|scribble on pieces of paper and wave them violently around]], and then proceed to talk about them for ten fucking minutes. Not to mention that most of his fans are [[13 year old boys|eight years olds]] who think [[fail|Roblox and Minecraft are the best games ever]], and [[unfunny|jokes about drinking bleach]] are the funniest thing ever invented. You can see this by browsing the comment section of any one of his videos.
'''Mr Beast''' (formerly known as '''MrBeast6000''') is a {{age|1998|5|7}} year old [[Jewtube|JewTuber]] who has more money than about [[you]] will ever make. He likes to do anything you possibly do with money, mostly starting shitty tournaments to win tons of money so random fuckers can have millions of dollars. Sometimes he creates one for Jewtubers from 12 years ago to get money that [[ads|Jewtube would never give them]]. He also likes to show how much money he has and show buy fucking everything in store so [[losers|most people]] can't by [[who cares|shit]]. He also gives out money to [[whores|egirls]] on Twitch.
 
He started out as a [[LionMaker Studios|Minecraft Jewtuber]] like [[PewDiePie|everyone else on the fucking website]]. He then started making [[Leafy|commentaries]] with ''[[Call of Duty]]'' gameplay about other Jewtubers that play the same game and are just as shit as him. Then he decided to get lazy and sit in his room all day long, making fun of [[jailbait|little kids]] on the [[internet]].  
 
[[File:MrBeastAsianSticker.png|thumb|right|What Mr Beast [[derp|masturbates to, and takes advice from.]]]]


Mr Beast's real name is [[powerword|Jimmy Donaldson]], and resides in the [[confederate|redneck state]] of [[North Carolina]]. He prefers to sit in his room all day, cover up the windows with paper, and stare into a camera lens, talking about some [[shit no one cares about|inane subject that nobody cares about]].
Mr Beast's real name is [[powerword|Jimmy Donaldson]], and resides in the [[confederate|redneck state]] of [[North Carolina]]. He prefers to sit in his room all day, cover up the windows with paper, and stare into a camera lens, talking about some [[shit no one cares about|inane subject that nobody cares about]].


{{quote|Subscribe for a free car.|Jimmy|goading little kids into subscribing to his shitty channel.}}
{{quote|Then winner gets $1000000.|Jimmy.}}
 
==Mr Beast 1.0==
 
Mr Beast joined Youtube as just another Minecraft Youtuber at [[13]] with his Bandicam. Just like what you think, he got nowhere with these Minecraft videos as 13 year old boys would rather watch [[loser|30 year old virgin]] [[get a life|screaming in the camera]], with better quality.
 
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==Mr Beast 2.0==


==The Man, the Myth, the Beast==
After realizing Minecraft video won't get him anywhere as everyone on the site had the exact same idea. He decided to dump Minecraft and become a [[CoD]] JewTuber, [[unrealistic expectations|hoping to get picked up by FaZe]], but he couldn't as he was too shit. He continued to make [[CoD]] videos throughout the next few years.
 
Since he could get any views himself he decided to make videos. on the [[shit nobody cares about|networth]] of JewTubers, which you can [[cheat|look up from some analytics site]]. Nobody watched his video as people would rather look up analytics on the internet, than watch some random nobody saying useless shit, until he's shows off analytics at the very end.
 
But one day he came up with a [[fail|genius idea]], what If I make videos [[attention whoring|hating on other JewTubers]] to bring in angry [[13 year old boys]] [[I have a 140 IQ|not knowing there helping my channel grow]], as my videos are too shit to bring any viewers anyways. He then became another generic [[YouTube Commentaries|commentary channel]], only this time nobody gave a shit about him as he didn't say "literary" over and over again.
 
==Mr Beast 3.0==
 
<center><!--will be adding moar, don't touch, niggers. kthnx.-->
{{frame|{{morphquote|jdquotes|background:#F2F2F2; width:500px; height:200px|font-weight:bold
|Subscribe to my channel and [[gay|I'll marry you]]!|Jimmy Donaldson, being a faggot.
|You do realize it is illegal to [[dox]] people and give out their name and high {{sic|shcool|School}}, right?|Jimmy Donaldson, ignorant of the definition of [[dox]].
|I love your nipples on your dog in africa because pineapplez are cool|Jimmy Donaldson, replaying to comments like a [[retard]].
|The song name is [[kill yourself|darude sandstorm]]|Jimmy Donaldson, Attempting to be [[funny]].
|Doesn't matter becuase you will never get a million views.|Jimmy Donaldson, crusing a tweenager's dreams.
}}|border=#F2F2F2|background=#F2F2F2}}
</center>
 
===The Man, the Myth, the Beast===
Nothing he does is original. Every joke, meme, video idea, etc. he uses has been done before by other faggoty, unfunny Youtubers before him.
Nothing he does is original. Every joke, meme, video idea, etc. he uses has been done before by other faggoty, unfunny Youtubers before him.
===Content===
===Content===
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Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be [[original]] with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who subscribe to him on a regular basis, his [[shit|content]] wouldn't be popular at all. No [[genius|logical person]] would ever fall for his terrible misleading video titles.
Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be [[original]] with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who subscribe to him on a regular basis, his [[shit|content]] wouldn't be popular at all. No [[genius|logical person]] would ever fall for his terrible misleading video titles.


====Shit He Does In His Videos====
=====Shit He Does In His Videos=====
*[[boring|Watching paint dry]]
*[[boring|Watching paint dry]]
*Making [[bleach]] jokes
*Making [[bleach]] jokes
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*... anything else that will generate him Youtube revenue, no matter how stupid, or [[insane]].
*... anything else that will generate him Youtube revenue, no matter how stupid, or [[insane]].


====Series====
=====Series=====
=====Worst ''X'' Ever=====
======Worst ''X'' Ever======
These are videos of him, sitting at his computer, commenting on peoples' (often little kids) shitty Youtube-related content. This includes Youtube banners, intros, Youtube channels themselves, entire videos, video thumbnails, and sometimes [[nobody cares|Amazon product reviews.]] As if anyone really cares about those things. These videos are often filled with unfunny Minecraft and bleach jokes, and time fillers to lengthen the video to ten minutes (Youtube pays you more if your video is ten minutes or longer).  
These are videos of him, sitting at his computer, commenting on peoples' (often little kids) shitty Youtube-related content. This includes Youtube banners, intros, Youtube channels themselves, entire videos, video thumbnails, and sometimes [[nobody cares|Amazon product reviews.]] As if anyone really cares about those things. These videos are often filled with unfunny Minecraft and bleach jokes, and time fillers to lengthen the video to ten minutes (Youtube pays you more if your video is ten minutes or longer).  


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=====Microwaving Or Blowing Up ''X''=====
======Microwaving Or Blowing Up ''X''======
Mr Beast buys several microwave ovens with his Youtube revenue, so he can put random shit inside, microwave it at full power, and film the results. These videos are the epitome of clickbait. Pretty soon, [[lol|he's gonna burn his house down with this shit.]]
Mr Beast buys several microwave ovens with his Youtube revenue, so he can put random shit inside, microwave it at full power, and film the results. These videos are the epitome of clickbait. Pretty soon, [[lol|he's gonna burn his house down with this shit.]]


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=====''X'' For 24 Hours=====
======''X'' For 24 Hours======
This is another popular video series. Only this time, the videos are 10, or more, hours long. The shit he's done for 24 hours, proving he has no life, and lives solely off of Youtube revenue, includes: playing with a fidget spinner, reading the Bible, counting to X, among other boring shit nobody would care to watch at all, let alone for ''that long''.
This is another popular video series. Only this time, the videos are 10, or more, hours long. The shit he's done for 24 hours, proving he has no life, and lives solely off of Youtube revenue, includes: playing with a fidget spinner, reading the Bible, counting to X, among other boring shit nobody would care to watch at all, let alone for ''that long''.


=====[[IRL]] Pranks=====
======[[IRL]] Pranks======
Basically, shit that's already been done by other, more popular, Youtubers, namely, [[FouseyTUBE]]. Therefore, not original. Apparently, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6tDuwd5gzE persuading his "girlfriend" to participate in a "prank" where she drops a box of pennies out in public, is the best thing he can come up with.] Not only is he terrible at making videos, but also at pulling pranks.
Basically, shit that's already been done by other, more popular, Youtubers, namely, [[FouseyTUBE]]. Therefore, not original. Apparently, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6tDuwd5gzE persuading his "girlfriend" to participate in a "prank" where she drops a box of pennies out in public, is the best thing he can come up with.] Not only is he terrible at making videos, but also at pulling pranks.


=====Showing Off=====
======Showing Off======
Basically, he just [[USI|shows off]] the stuff he bought off of [[eBay]] or [[Amazon]]. Not that he ''needed'' to buy any of these things, of course. It's likely that he a) wanted some new content for his already boring videos, or b) wanted to demonstrate his Youtube revenue, like some kind of [[Paris Hilton|stuck up rich kid.]] And the stuff isn't even useful; it's a bunch of overpriced junk from [[China]]. Once again, booooooooring.
Basically, he just [[USI|shows off]] the stuff he bought off of [[eBay]] or [[Amazon]]. Not that he ''needed'' to buy any of these things, of course. It's likely that he a) wanted some new content for his already boring videos, or b) wanted to demonstrate his Youtube revenue, like some kind of [[Paris Hilton|stuck up rich kid.]] And the stuff isn't even useful; it's a bunch of overpriced junk from [[China]]. Once again, booooooooring.


=====Replying to Comments Like a Retard=====
======Replying to Comments Like a Retard======
So, basically, he's grown tired of making fun of little kids ''directly'' in his videos, so out comes a new series of videos from his channel: ''Replying to Comments Like a Retard''. Basically, he trolls the shit out of little kids who [[the internet is serious business|take the internet so fucking seriously]] to elicit a reaction from them. Due to the raging nature of [[children]], baiting them and getting them mad is a [[wut|cake walk]]. Often times, they do get mad, which is fucking hilarious, but not because Donaldson is a good [[troll]], but because kids will get mad at almost anything on the internet that they don't like, and [[RAGE|smash their keyboards]] over it.
So, basically, he's grown tired of making fun of little kids ''directly'' in his videos, so out comes a new series of videos from his channel: ''Replying to Comments Like a Retard''. Basically, he trolls the shit out of little kids who [[the internet is serious business|take the internet so fucking seriously]] to elicit a reaction from them. Due to the raging nature of [[children]], baiting them and getting them mad is a [[wut|cake walk]]. Often times, they do get mad, which is fucking hilarious, but not because Donaldson is a good [[troll]], but because kids will get mad at almost anything on the internet that they don't like, and [[RAGE|smash their keyboards]] over it.


==MrBeast: Exposed==
===MrBeast: Exposed===
Apparently, MrBeast is a [[fraud]]. [[duh|Who knew?]] The "giveaways" he advertises in his videos are faker than a pair of [[Kim Kardashian|Hollywood tits]]. In fact, he just buys a bunch of random junk from China on Amazon, makes a video about it, claiming that it's $up3r c001 shit, that does X, and "promises" to give it away to a fan. For example, the [[plastic crap|iTunes gift card]] codes he's "given away" for free. The fact of the matter is: all of the cards are already used, and therefore useless. And the fresh cards he does scratch on video, are only meant to tease his audience into believing that [[lie|he actually cares about them]]. It looks like Jimmy, here, is after money from his young fans' parents.
Apparently, MrBeast is a [[fraud]]. [[duh|Who knew?]] The "giveaways" he advertises in his videos are faker than a pair of [[Kim Kardashian|Hollywood tits]]. In fact, he just buys a bunch of random junk from China on Amazon, makes a video about it, claiming that it's $up3r c001 shit, that does X, and "promises" to give it away to a fan. For example, the [[plastic crap|iTunes gift card]] codes he's "given away" for free. The fact of the matter is: all of the cards are already used, and therefore useless. And the fresh cards he does scratch on video, are only meant to tease his audience into believing that [[lie|he actually cares about them]]. It looks like Jimmy, here, is after money from his young fans' parents.


==Mr Beast is Dying==
===Mr Beast is Dying===
The king of all Mr Beast's clickbait videos. Well, there's only one correction to make: it's only clickbait to his [[retarded]] fans, as [[fail|they're the ones who are the most likely to click on it]], as anyone with a brain inside their fucking skulls, would never watch any single one of his videos. In the video, he simply schedules tweets to occur several years in the future, nothing more. Most of the tweets were just unfunny nonsense, such as "[[moron|Idubbz]], you are ugly." and "Has Trump killed us all yet?" among other things.
The king of all Mr Beast's clickbait videos. Well, there's only one correction to make: it's only clickbait to his [[retarded]] fans, as [[fail|they're the ones who are the most likely to click on it]], as anyone with a brain inside their fucking skulls, would never watch any single one of his videos. In the video, he simply schedules tweets to occur several years in the future, nothing more. Most of the tweets were just unfunny nonsense, such as "[[moron|Idubbz]], you are ugly." and "Has Trump killed us all yet?" among other things.


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==Quotes==
===How to Be MrBeast===
<center><!--will be adding moar, don't touch, niggers. kthnx.-->
{{frame|{{morphquote|jdquotes|background:#F2F2F2; width:500px; height:200px|font-weight:bold
|Subscribe to my channel and [[gay|I'll marry you]]!|Jimmy Donaldson, being a faggot.
|You do realize it is illegal to [[dox]] people and give out their name and high {{sic|shcool|School}}, right?|Jimmy Donaldson, ignorant of the definition of [[dox]].
|I love your nipples on your dog in africa because pineapplez are cool|Jimmy Donaldson, replaying to comments like a [[retard]].
|The song name is [[kill yourself|darude sandstorm]]|Jimmy Donaldson, Attempting to be [[funny]].
|Doesn't matter becuase you will never get a million views.|Jimmy Donaldson, crusing a tweenager's dreams.
}}|border=#F2F2F2|background=#F2F2F2}}
</center>
 
==How to Be MrBeast==
As MrBeast is living proof that [[you]] can make a "successful" channel, by using overused jokes, memes, and ideas, even a complete nobody like you, can gain 1 million subscribers by following these six [[simple]] steps:
As MrBeast is living proof that [[you]] can make a "successful" channel, by using overused jokes, memes, and ideas, even a complete nobody like you, can gain 1 million subscribers by following these six [[simple]] steps:


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Simple, huh?  
Simple, huh?  
==Mr Beast 4.0==
<center><youtube>IYVjOfoU3uI</youtube></center>
<center>Mr Beast is now some rich dude giving out money to people.</center>
===Sissy Wars: Editor Strikes Back===
One of Mr Beast editors felt like he wasn't getting enough attention, so he saw what another editor did and made a video whining about how he couldn't get his way on videos that aren't his, it's better if you don't watch it if your sensitive to aspergism.
<center><youtube>uMQlK-fyurE</youtube></center>
==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Clickbait]]
*[[Clickbait]]
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*[[fouseyTUBE]]
*[[fouseyTUBE]]
*[[Minecraft]]
*[[Minecraft]]
*[[PewDiePie]]
*[[Squid Game]]


==External Links==
==External Links==

Latest revision as of 17:24, 25 August 2024

TO ONLY THE SURPRISE OF RETARDS, HE FAKES EVERYTHING!
ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Mr Beast will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.
MrBeast
Powerword Jimmy Donaldson
Nationality Americunt  
Born May 7th, 1998
Death Soon, very soon.
Residence Greenvile, North Carolina
JewTube MrBeast (active)
Twitter  MrBeastYT (active)


Mr Beast (formerly known as MrBeast6000) is a 26 year old JewTuber who has more money than about you will ever make. He likes to do anything you possibly do with money, mostly starting shitty tournaments to win tons of money so random fuckers can have millions of dollars. Sometimes he creates one for Jewtubers from 12 years ago to get money that Jewtube would never give them. He also likes to show how much money he has and show buy fucking everything in store so most people can't by shit. He also gives out money to egirls on Twitch.

He started out as a Minecraft Jewtuber like everyone else on the fucking website. He then started making commentaries with Call of Duty gameplay about other Jewtubers that play the same game and are just as shit as him. Then he decided to get lazy and sit in his room all day long, making fun of little kids on the internet.

What Mr Beast masturbates to, and takes advice from.

Mr Beast's real name is Jimmy Donaldson, and resides in the redneck state of North Carolina. He prefers to sit in his room all day, cover up the windows with paper, and stare into a camera lens, talking about some inane subject that nobody cares about.

   
“ 		 
Then winner gets $1000000.
  		„
  		 

—Jimmy.

Mr Beast 1.0

Mr Beast joined Youtube as just another Minecraft Youtuber at 13 with his Bandicam. Just like what you think, he got nowhere with these Minecraft videos as 13 year old boys would rather watch 30 year old virgin screaming in the camera, with better quality.

Mr Beast 2.0

After realizing Minecraft video won't get him anywhere as everyone on the site had the exact same idea. He decided to dump Minecraft and become a CoD JewTuber, hoping to get picked up by FaZe, but he couldn't as he was too shit. He continued to make CoD videos throughout the next few years.

Since he could get any views himself he decided to make videos. on the networth of JewTubers, which you can look up from some analytics site. Nobody watched his video as people would rather look up analytics on the internet, than watch some random nobody saying useless shit, until he's shows off analytics at the very end.

But one day he came up with a genius idea, what If I make videos hating on other JewTubers to bring in angry 13 year old boys not knowing there helping my channel grow, as my videos are too shit to bring any viewers anyways. He then became another generic commentary channel, only this time nobody gave a shit about him as he didn't say "literary" over and over again.

Mr Beast 3.0

   
“ 		 
Subscribe to my channel and I'll marry you!
  		„
  		 

—Jimmy Donaldson, being a faggot.

   
“ 		 
You do realize it is illegal to dox people and give out their name and high shcool [sic], right?
  		„
  		 

—Jimmy Donaldson, ignorant of the definition of dox.

   
“ 		 
I love your nipples on your dog in africa because pineapplez are cool
  		„
  		 

—Jimmy Donaldson, replaying to comments like a retard.

   
“ 		 
The song name is darude sandstorm
  		„
  		 

—Jimmy Donaldson, Attempting to be funny.

   
“ 		 
Doesn't matter becuase you will never get a million views.
  		„
  		 

—Jimmy Donaldson, crusing a tweenager's dreams.

Previous Quote | Next Quote

The Man, the Myth, the Beast

Nothing he does is original. Every joke, meme, video idea, etc. he uses has been done before by other faggoty, unfunny Youtubers before him.

Content

MrBeast's Youtube channel emblem. He's a furry, too?
The keyboard, that, apparently, changed his life. Spoiler: it's an overpriced piece of shit.
The average Mr Beast fan.
The beast's girlfriend.

Mr Beast's content is, simply put, desperation for Youtube views. He tries to be original with his content, but, in reality, is just another clickbaiting faggot. If it weren't for the thousands of little kids who subscribe to him on a regular basis, his content wouldn't be popular at all. No logical person would ever fall for his terrible misleading video titles.

Shit He Does In His Videos
  • Watching paint dry
  • Making bleach jokes
  • Playing with fidget spinners
  • Playing Minecraft
  • Playing Roblox
  • Making fun of little kids who play Minecraft and Roblox
  • Spending his Youtube revenue on stupid shit, like that $1000 keyboard
  • Doing bleach bottle flips
  • Making fun of little kids who make shitty videos
  • Wasting his life
  • Drinking bleach with his roommate
  • Looking at, and buying stupid shit on Amazon
  • Counting to 100,000
  • Reading the entire Bible
  • Talking to stickers on his bedroom walls
  • Encouraging his young audience to scream "Mr Beast" out in public, with lots of people around
  • Microwaving shit
  • Smashing laptops
  • ... anything else that will generate him Youtube revenue, no matter how stupid, or insane.
Series
Worst X Ever

These are videos of him, sitting at his computer, commenting on peoples' (often little kids) shitty Youtube-related content. This includes Youtube banners, intros, Youtube channels themselves, entire videos, video thumbnails, and sometimes Amazon product reviews. As if anyone really cares about those things. These videos are often filled with unfunny Minecraft and bleach jokes, and time fillers to lengthen the video to ten minutes (Youtube pays you more if your video is ten minutes or longer).

The most popular subseries of this series, is the "worst intros on Youtube", where he comments on, and makes jokes about little kids' Youtube intros. Due to their psychographic nature, most of these "intros" are filled with Minecraft cancer. Worse yet, a growing number of these "intros" are little kids scribbling their Youtube name on a piece of paper, and then dancing in front of a camera with it, like a retard. And, combine those videos with Mr Beast's content, and you've got yourself an unfunny, swirling, shit vortex of anti-lulz.

The cringe

Microwaving Or Blowing Up X

Mr Beast buys several microwave ovens with his Youtube revenue, so he can put random shit inside, microwave it at full power, and film the results. These videos are the epitome of clickbait. Pretty soon, he's gonna burn his house down with this shit.

As usual, nothing actually blows up, but, rather, the microwave breaks, and the video ends. Not very climactic. Booooooring.

Mr Beast, blowing shit up with microwaves

X For 24 Hours

This is another popular video series. Only this time, the videos are 10, or more, hours long. The shit he's done for 24 hours, proving he has no life, and lives solely off of Youtube revenue, includes: playing with a fidget spinner, reading the Bible, counting to X, among other boring shit nobody would care to watch at all, let alone for that long.

IRL Pranks

Basically, shit that's already been done by other, more popular, Youtubers, namely, FouseyTUBE. Therefore, not original. Apparently, persuading his "girlfriend" to participate in a "prank" where she drops a box of pennies out in public, is the best thing he can come up with. Not only is he terrible at making videos, but also at pulling pranks.

Showing Off

Basically, he just shows off the stuff he bought off of eBay or Amazon. Not that he needed to buy any of these things, of course. It's likely that he a) wanted some new content for his already boring videos, or b) wanted to demonstrate his Youtube revenue, like some kind of stuck up rich kid. And the stuff isn't even useful; it's a bunch of overpriced junk from China. Once again, booooooooring.

Replying to Comments Like a Retard

So, basically, he's grown tired of making fun of little kids directly in his videos, so out comes a new series of videos from his channel: Replying to Comments Like a Retard. Basically, he trolls the shit out of little kids who take the internet so fucking seriously to elicit a reaction from them. Due to the raging nature of children, baiting them and getting them mad is a cake walk. Often times, they do get mad, which is fucking hilarious, but not because Donaldson is a good troll, but because kids will get mad at almost anything on the internet that they don't like, and smash their keyboards over it.

MrBeast: Exposed

Apparently, MrBeast is a fraud. Who knew? The "giveaways" he advertises in his videos are faker than a pair of Hollywood tits. In fact, he just buys a bunch of random junk from China on Amazon, makes a video about it, claiming that it's $up3r c001 shit, that does X, and "promises" to give it away to a fan. For example, the iTunes gift card codes he's "given away" for free. The fact of the matter is: all of the cards are already used, and therefore useless. And the fresh cards he does scratch on video, are only meant to tease his audience into believing that he actually cares about them. It looks like Jimmy, here, is after money from his young fans' parents.

Mr Beast is Dying

The king of all Mr Beast's clickbait videos. Well, there's only one correction to make: it's only clickbait to his retarded fans, as they're the ones who are the most likely to click on it, as anyone with a brain inside their fucking skulls, would never watch any single one of his videos. In the video, he simply schedules tweets to occur several years in the future, nothing more. Most of the tweets were just unfunny nonsense, such as "Idubbz, you are ugly." and "Has Trump killed us all yet?" among other things.


Unfortunately, he's not dying. At least anytime soon.

How to Be MrBeast

As MrBeast is living proof that you can make a "successful" channel, by using overused jokes, memes, and ideas, even a complete nobody like you, can gain 1 million subscribers by following these six simple steps:

  1. Make your own video of you making fun of little kids' Youtube videos
  2. Use clickbait to get your pre-pubescent fans to watch your shitty videos
  3. Make lots of bleach/suicide jokes in your video (little kids love these, and will spam them all over the comment section, attempting to be funny)
  4. Post a gay comment on your video like "Like this video and win a free blow job." Then pin it and watch the reaction.
  5. ????
  6. PROFIT!!!!!1

Simple, huh?

Mr Beast 4.0

Mr Beast is now some rich dude giving out money to people.

Sissy Wars: Editor Strikes Back

One of Mr Beast editors felt like he wasn't getting enough attention, so he saw what another editor did and made a video whining about how he couldn't get his way on videos that aren't his, it's better if you don't watch it if your sensitive to aspergism.

See Also

External Links

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Preceded by
Kurt Eichenbald 		Mr Beast Succeeded by
The Resistance
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