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[[File:BetaOCuck.jpg|thumb|250px|What a [[Bill Clinton|sleazy]], [[rich]], [[white]] [[man]] looks like.]] | |||
'''Robert Francis O'Rourke''', more commonly known by the [[cultural appropriation|culturally appropriating]] stage-name '''Beto O'Rourke''', is a {{Age|1972|9|26}}-year-old [[Drunk|drunk driving]] [[punk]]-[[rock]]er and [[wannabe]] [[politician]] from [[Texas]]. [[Some argue|Widely touted]] by the [[Democrats|DemoncRATs]] as being the third reincarnation of '''[[John F. Kennedy|Jesus F. Kennedy]]''', Beto O'Cuck ran against '''[[Ted Cruz]]''' in the 2018 Midterms <s>in an attempt to [[Unrealistic Expectations|turn a senate seat in Texas blue]] and fight against the [[old]], [[rich]], [[gun]]-[[Fucking|loving]] [[cis]]-[[gender]], [[white]] [[male]] [[patriarchy]] that has been keeping [[White trash|Texans]] down for [[Over 9000|at least the past 100 years]]</s> LMAO [[Beta Male|BETA]] O'CUCK LOST TEH ELECTION!!! | |||
Ironically, despite running a typical [[racist|anti-white]] and [[sexist|anti-male]] campaign that's based on every single [[Raped Statistics|factually-inaccurate]] [[SJW]] talking point ever, [[Irish|O'Rourke]] is only a year younger than his partially [[Hispanic]] opponent and is actually even [[rich]]er than Ted Cruz – once again proving that [[Progressive|identity politics]] is complete and utter [[bullshit]] and not even the [[libtards]] who are constantly pushing it actually believe in it. | |||
[[File:BetoCruz.jpg|thumb|Imagine being so [[retarded]] that you actually believe that Beta O'Cuck isn't funded by [[Soros|big money]].]] | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Ted Cruz]] | |||
* [[JFK]] - What Beta O'Rourke deserves. | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:37, 13 November 2018
Robert Francis O'Rourke, more commonly known by the culturally appropriating stage-name Beto O'Rourke, is a 52-year-old drunk driving punk-rocker and wannabe politician from Texas. Widely touted by the DemoncRATs as being the third reincarnation of Jesus F. Kennedy, Beto O'Cuck ran against Ted Cruz in the 2018 Midterms in an attempt to turn a senate seat in Texas blue and fight against the old, rich, gun-loving cis-gender, white male patriarchy that has been keeping Texans down for at least the past 100 years LMAO BETA O'CUCK LOST TEH ELECTION!!!
Ironically, despite running a typical anti-white and anti-male campaign that's based on every single factually-inaccurate SJW talking point ever, O'Rourke is only a year younger than his partially Hispanic opponent and is actually even richer than Ted Cruz – once again proving that identity politics is complete and utter bullshit and not even the libtards who are constantly pushing it actually believe in it.
See Also