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Alamo

Kligzward • Honest Abe • Motor Oil • Annatar Scott • Sony Vegas • WikiShitizens

Adopted weasel

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Friendly observer

On the forums I was a neutral observer who was loved by all. I take great pride in what I do.

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  This happens when I am mistaken for a shitposter.
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  I work 14 hours a day. It isn't easy but I always smile.
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  Sometimes I take a break.
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Miscellaneous

	“	Some people think that WikiWeasels are very, very cute. They were introduced to New Zealand Encyclopedia Dramatica to hunt rabbits, and are widely believed to be a menace over there.	„
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  My great-great-grandfather proudly defended the lulz.
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  Editing the wiki.
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  Summer
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  Winter
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  Now it's personal.
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  These berries... so delicious.
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  Slow day on the forums

You were a newb at some point.
So help others achieve greatness.

BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up.

This user believes ferrets are adorable!

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Good job with Lemonade Coyote, you actually have creativity and didn't create another generic furfag article! I award you with a catgirl!

SIEG HEIL BANN STAR! This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops. You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

Schnookums is part of a series on Furfaggotry Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage.

#MEEPCREW PRIDE WORLD WIDE :^) This user has proven their worth to ED under the guidance of the holy Pope Meepsheep and has been named an honorary member of the prestigious #Meepcrew. As a result, they will likely show excessive love for catgirls, admiration of Lil B, undying support of the black homosexual community, Adventure Time avocation, and rampant Pynchon fanboyism. Keep in mind they are your intellectual superior, but you can be this cool too someday! Please enable them with channel ops and powerful hallucinogens at all opportunities.