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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] ('''[[AOTN]]''') &bull; [[Rina Palenkova]] ('''[[AOTN]]''', '''[[GNA]]''') &bull; [[Aaron Bushnell]] ('''[[AOTN]]''', '''[[GNA]]''') &bull; [[American Airlines Flight 63]]
<td style="background:#eee;">[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] ('''[[AOTN]]''') &bull; [[Rina Palenkova]] ('''[[AOTN]]''', '''[[GNA]]''') &bull; [[Aaron Bushnell]] ('''[[AOTN]]''', '''[[GNA]]''') &bull; [[American Airlines Flight 63]] ('''[[GNA]]''')
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<td style="background:#eee;">[[Halle synagogue shooting]] (<s>'''[[Template:Crap|Crap]]'''</s>) &bull; [[Otoya Yamaguchi]] ('''[[AOTN]]''') &bull; [[Hugo Jackson]] &bull; [[John Earnest]]
<td style="background:#eee;">[[Halle synagogue shooting]] (<s>'''[[Template:Crap|Crap]]'''</s>) &bull; [[Otoya Yamaguchi]] ('''[[AOTN]]''') &bull; [[Hugo Jackson]] &bull; [[John Earnest]] &bull; [[Ramadan Van Man]]
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{{spoiler|This terrorist was white!1!! Save us from this rising tide of disgusting [[KKK]] [[Nazism]], [[liberal]] [[media]], you're our only hope}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Darren Osborne'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[United Kingdom|Nazi Britfag]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|Sometime in [[1960s|1969]] (aged {{age|1969|12|12}}-{{age|1969|01|01}})}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 killed, 11 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Carmageddon}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, was protected by [[Allah]] and promptly [[v&]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islamophobia|Counterterrorism]]}}
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It's [[2017]] in the [[United Kingdom]], not even half way through the year and the [[Muslims]] have already been [[crime|up to no good]] with already 3 [[Terrorism|terrorist attacks]] against the innocent [[Normal people|non-Muslim]] [[United Kingdom#People|tea chuggers]]. However, not all hope is lost, enter… The '''Ramadan Van Man''' ([[Powerword|Powerword:]] '''Darren Osborne'''), a [[Welsh|sheep-fucker]] who decided to save Britain and join in the festive frolics of the Muslims by livening up their dreary and boring annual ritual of Ramadan by showing them some real [[murder|revenge-motivated action]]. Since 2017's [[I'm so random|Ramadan fell in June]], the month in which the sun comes up at 4am and doesn't set till 10.30pm, during a summer in which London temperatures were higher than those in [[Florida]] - our light-hearted prankster figured that the Muslims of [[London]] could do with some comic relief. So he set off from [[Shithole|Cardiff]], Wales in a rental van and [[lulz|drove it into a crowd outside of a mosque]].


== Background ==
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The sleepy nation of the UK had seen alot of horrors into the year, 3 Islamic terrorist attacks and it wasn’t even May yet. These 3 attacks were the [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Westminster attack]], [[Salman Abedi|Manchester Arena bombing]] and the [[London Bridge Attack 2017|London Bridge attack]].
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This is where the 47-year-old unemployable comes in, you see 2 out of 3 of the previous attacks were comitted by using vehicles, meaning Darren was made to feel inferior by the prowess and skill demonstrated by the number of motorised Muslims who had recently wowed crowds. [[Some argue|It is believed]] that the [[London Bridge Attack 2017|London Bridge spectacular]] really took the [[cake]] and had made Darren envious of the nationwide acclaim afforded to the stars of the show. He knew a [[white devil|pure white and European]] Brit could do anything a towelhead could do, and what's more, he could do it better. He'd show them! He girded his loins, gathered his pluck, and set out to show the world his spunk.
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== Preparing ==
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Since it would not be possible for anyone to tell if a location in Cardiff had been devastated by a terrorist attack, he felt that he needed a more prominent performance space to exhibit his talents. He therefore wasted quite a bit of [[money]] on hiring a van, filling it with fuel, and driving all the way to London (a few hundred kilometers) in order to seek his fortune, in the time-honored style of a latter-day Dick Whittington, except with a [[knife|kitchen knife]] for company instead of a [[cat]].
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=== Finsbury Park Mosque and the evil that lies within ===
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File:Ottoman empire great mosque.jpg|Finsbury Park Mosque
File:Abu-Hamza.jpg|Abu Hamza al-Masri waves to his [[terrorists|adoring fans]]
File:Zacarias Moussaoui.jpg|A Finsbury Park graduate
File:Richard "shoebomber" reid.jpg|and [[American Airlines Flight 63|another]]!
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The mosque that Darren chose for his attack was none other than the Finsbury Park Mosque [[obvious|in Finsbury Park]], London. a towering monument to evil and violence that violates the sacred earth of London's east end. Once home to Cockneys, who were those Britons born within the sound of Bow Bells, the area is now home to [[Over 9000|fifty million]] [[Moonspeak|jabbering]] [[pakis]] who were born within the sound of clamorous wailing believed to be some kind of 'call to prayer', broadcast seventeen times a day via loudspeakers positioned atop the minarets of menace.
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Finsbury Park Mosque is renowned for the great diversity of theological and philosophical talent that it attracts. Big names have included the half-a-dozen young Q'ranic scholars who set out to test whether it was possible to reach paradise from the underworld in July 2005, and evil hook-handed cleric Abu Hamza, who was so clearly not a terrorist that his eye fell out and both his hands dropped off while he was feeding abandoned ducklings. (He was chucked in jail in the US a couple years ago, but his beaming visage is still a cause of fond reminiscence throughout the land, second only to [[Princess Diana|Our Queen of Hearts, whose name will never be forgotten]]).
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== Darren's Ramadan Ding-Dong ==
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Osborne arrived at Finsbury Park mosque,
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Mr Osborne drove his vehicle of vengeance right into a crowd of smelly Mudslimes who were gangraping a 78-year-old white woman in the name of Allah, squishing one and damaging the suicide-belts of several others.
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He has now been arrested by the thought-police, who disapprove of such harmless freedom of expression, and will be duly executed and then tried in a Sharia Court of Sharia Law.
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==Critical reception==
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File:Lying muslim guardian columnist misleads gullible readers.png|[[The Guardian|The Guardian:]] Fair and balanced
File:Murdoch's london times ramadan attack splash trolls libs.jpg|Would you like some salt with your salt, libs?
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==Trial (January 2018)==
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Turned out that Obso had flown into a rage after watching a [[BBC]] [[drama]] about Muslamic Rape Gangs and started googling shit about Islam, relying on [[Reliable sources|news outlets]] such as [[Infowars]] to tell him the truth about the Islamic Invasion. There was video footage of him hiring the van used in the attack, his signature on the rental documents, footage of him climbing out of the van after the attack, multiple witnesses to him climbing out of the van and boasting that he had committed the attack, police bodycam footage of him confessing to the attack, further footage of him in a police meatwagon talking about his plan of attack, and a note was found in the van's cabin (written in Osborne's handwriting) in which he confessed to planning and executing the whole thing.
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Osborne's defense? He met a stranger in a pub, called Terry (or Dave, no surnames for either), although he couldn't remember what they looked like, and they had semi-magical powers of "disappearing like Dynamo the magician." They did it, and Osborne himself was completely taken by surprise at the attack, because he was occupied with changing his trousers in the passenger seat as his elusive companion drove the van into the crowd then slipped away unnoticed.
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The Jury's response?
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Guilty of [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/01/finsbury-park-van-attacker-darren-osborne-found-guilty-murder-makram-ali murder and attempted murder,] sentencing to follow. (Archived: {{archive|Ci421|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/01/finsbury-park-van-attacker-darren-osborne-found-guilty-murder-makram-ali|title=2}})


==Graded score==
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|[[Zero|0.5]] ''[[Epic Fail]]''
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|5/20 ''Points for being able to read a map despite being Welsh.''
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|10/20 ''[[GTA]]''
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|15/20 ''Liberal media be like "ZOMG Islamophobia!!1!"''
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|15/20 ''The UK's third white terrorist in five years.''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 57/100 ('''F''')</big>
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<center>'''The Welsh Dragon With A Wagon'''</center>
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''"[[Moonspeak|Llon llygod lle ni bo cath]]"'''</span>
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==See Also==
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[[File:Welsh defence league.jpg|540px|right|thumb|The 2016 AGM of the actual Welsh Nazi Party (check out the guy at the right end of the back row)]]
* [[Breitscheidplatz‎]]
* [[Jeremy Corbyn|Corbyn, Jeremy]] - Osborne planned to rub him out with the Van of Vengeance
* [[Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain]] - undisputed champion
* [[ISIS]] - see also: Mossad
* [[Islam|ISIslam]] - See also: Terrorism
* [[Jews]] - suspiciously, none were injured
* [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre]]
* [[London]]
* [[London Bridge Attack 2017]]
* [[Mossad]] - see also: ISIS
* [[Nazi]] - clearly Darren Osborne is one
* [[Nice Truck Attack 2016]]
* [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017]]
* [[Terrorism]]
* [[Theresa May]] - alibi checks out (was elsewhere, committing arson, at the time)
* [[United Kingdom]]
* [[White People]]
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==External Links==
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* [http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/19/533556989/suspect-named-in-van-attack-on-worshipers-leaving-london-mosque Suspect Named In Van Attack On Worshippers Leaving London Mosque]
* [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2017/jun/19/north-london-van-incident-finsbury-park-casualties-collides-pedestrians-live-updates Finsbury Park mosque attack: suspect named as Darren Osborne, 47-year-old who lives in Cardiff]
* [https://www.rt.com/uk/392952-london-mosque-vehicle-hits-pedestrians/ ‘Potential terrorist attack’: Van mows down pedestrians near Muslim center & mosque in London]
* [http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40322960 Finsbury Park attack: Theresa May condemns 'sickening' terror attack]


{{High Scores}}
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