Talk:Coffee--Pot

Coffee--Pot is a slut  — Preceding comment added by RudeWriter (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I HAVE ATTRACTED MY FIRST TARD

Well, then why do you "give a shit" about this un-wanted article about a "infamous Troll" on DA? Troll lover~?RudeWriter 01:01, 23 March 2015 (EDT)RudeWriter 00:56, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

What the hell are you talking about? Didn't you even read the whole damn article? I mean, look at all of ED. It's PUMPED full of attack articles, so don't cry about it sweetie.RudeWriter 01:01, 23 March 2015 (EDT)RudeWriter 00:56, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

Not An Attack Article

In order for this to be an "attack article" it would actually need some TEETH... this entire article is just one DevianTartlet viciously gumming at another DevianTartlet. If anything it actually makes this weeaboo look good simply by failing so spectacularly...

I mean the retards looking to "get back" at her are actually even MORE lulzy than she is! ಠ_ಠ

--U Mad Bro 14:56, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

ED Is My Personal Army!

Oops...

...that didn't quite work out so well for ya, now did it? :D

--U Mad Bro 15:11, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

You're a real fucking idiot don't you know that? Accusing of someone making a ED page is real low and retarded of you. And why do you have a grudge against this person so badly? I mean fucking really? Just because someone likes Anime/Manga doesn't mean you should bash them for what they love doing in life. Hell look at asshat Chris-Chan spending thousands of dollars on Anime/Manga shit alone and not paying his bills and other survival things is really low compare to what "SHE" does. So next time you want to bash on someone how about look in a fucking mirror and see who's the real Troll around here. *TrollFace* Oh by the way! Is that you Crack--Pot? Don't lie either. And this article is %100 true considering this womanchild named "Coffee--Pot" is a real attention whore indeed she just cares about the "page views" on her DA page. Like really? Who gives a flying fuck about page views? (Attention Whore Detected!) :D  — Preceding comment added by MisterSlendorMan (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Yes, it's true, I am Coffee--Pot! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... what are you gonna do about it weeaboo? Are you gonna cwy now? :3

--U Mad Bro 19:28, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

I Found You!

LOL...

http://ichigomurasaki.deviantart.com/?rnrd=91063

My oh my... turns out the semi-illiterate tweenage muppet fuck who wrote this article is actually an even BIGGER weeaboo than the random lady he's lashing out at. From what I understand this started out as a slap fight between these two tards because the one lady is like what weeaboos wish they could be and so this "Ichigo Murasaki" tried to latch onto her virtual titty only to get rightly bitch slapped across their idiot face and told that they were a stupid weeaboo... and then... hilarity ensued!

--U Mad Bro 15:27, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Same Old Stupid Bunch Of Retards

This is all connected to that "Princess13" or whatever bullshit by the by...

http://ichigomurasaki.deviantart.com/art/Anti-PrincessElizabeth013-Stamp-501162516

Oh and the person who wrote this article (and that one) is apparently a pedo-tart...

http://ichigomurasaki.deviantart.com/art/Artist-Respect-vr-5-462566060

PS - You can "baleet fucking everything" now if you like... I just got done archiving your entire account. ^__^

--U Mad Bro 15:49, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

So like,

Spamming the talk page will make you look like a "badass" everyone, to tell you "U mad bro" this will make you look like some dumbass. I don't perfer ED as my personal army, I think of it as a community with a bunch of people like me. How do you even have any evidence that I'm hepephiliac? You don't, so lol. Also is that you Coffee--Pot? :3 RudeWriter 18:22, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

You are, quite literally, THE dumbest, most clueless person presently on Encyclopedia Dramatica... I just want you to know this. --U Mad Bro 18:40, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Oh, by the by... you probably shouldn't have tagged a bunch of your shitty pedo art with your IRL name... I'm just sayin, that was REALLY stupid. I think maybe I'll send your idiot parents a bill for my online babysitting services. --U Mad Bro 18:43, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

RudeWriter:

Wow. I have seen some shit in my days, but this takes the proverbial cake. So you can have your cake, RudeWriter, and shove it up your retard ass.TheDOSFag 18:50, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

"BY THE BY"

I can sense butthurt in all of you *Shove RudeWriter 18:56, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Lol, are you telling us to shove you or what? and no, we're not butthurt, you're just too much of a simpleton to realize you're in the wrong.TheDOSFag 19:01, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Okay? Then why did you even bother to come here? Do you have like nothing really better to do than be angry at people you don't even know? Lashing out at people who defy your queen, is just a big no no according to human rights. Very bigoted of you. Harassing me is totes the solution! :D And you, you're the one who went full retard accusing me being a pedo and weeb just because I'm a fan of anime. RudeWriter 19:12, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for pointing out the obvious, mister hot-shot.TheDOSFag 19:16, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

What? I never mentioned anything about your fetishes OR anime! What the hell are you talking about?TheDOSFag 19:18, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

OH NOES! You're being harassed?! On ED?! HOLY SHIT U GUYS! We got some ~srs~ gawd damn business all up in this shit! Honestly though, you're so fucking stupid you pretty well harass yourself. I mean you tried to shit out an article to "get back" at some random nobody and fucked it up so horribly that you wound up making YOURSELF look like a fumbling chromosomal deficient in the process! *golf clap* Excellent work there, Soldier Downs! --U Mad Bro 19:23, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Well, you're pretty mad, and pretty much you're wasting your time. So buhu4u. Is it true that you're RottenPocket? I can recognize the way you talk~ RudeWriter 19:55, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Dude, U Mad Bro and I have been here way longer than you have. We have no idea who you are talking about. By the way, I prettied up your user page for you! I hope you like it!TheDOSFag 19:57, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

OH NOES! MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED! Yes, it's true, I am "RottenPocket"! What will you do now, Anna? Mmmm? You surely can't ever hope to stop the glorious and magnificent, ROTTENPOCKET! MUWAAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

--U Mad Bro 20:04, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

How can you be so sure I'm "Anna"? RudeWriter 20:07, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Because you wrote your fucking name all over your pedo-art you fumbling fuck-stick! --U Mad Bro 20:09, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

OH GOD I'M DYING!

PLEASE TELL ME HOW I WROTE MY NAME ALL OVER MY ART. RudeWriter 20:21, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

I'll make you an article an explain it! :D

--U Mad Bro 20:26, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

HAHAHAHA ffs I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack! This art is just too damn awful, it makes mine look like masterpieces! XDTheDOSFag 20:28, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

• Talk | Contribs 20:30, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Also, I'm not Anna you Fucking Idiot. Why not show me some of YOUR artwork?RudeWriter 20:32, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

I know better than to show my art on the internet, not that you stopped to think about that yourself...TheDOSFag 20:34, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

What's that? Sounds like an excuse that they even shitter art themselves RudeWriter 20:37, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Oh, right, right, there's some ~other~ Anna who just so happened to plaster her name all over her crappy art on an account that she just happened to have random screen shots of that she just happened to have plastered all over this article...

Which is easily cropped out and then plugged into a reverse Google image search...

Which then brings up fun links like THIS ONE... http://funkydreamer.deviantart.com/art/Demon-boys-set-2-adoptables-CLOSED-319407350

Scroll down, click on the purple furtard icon and... tada! It's your old, abandoned account! :D Boy this whole "Interwebs" thing sure is complicated! --U Mad Bro 20:38, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

I'm so happy to be a part of these shenanigans!TheDOSFag 20:41, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

You dodged my question.

You completely dodged my question. Makes you a faggot. TADA! RudeWriter 20:43, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

I don't care. I'm bisexual. You can call me that all you want. Hey, how'd I do with your user page? do you like it? — Preceding unsigned comment added by TheDOSFag (talk • contribs)

Just because you're bisexual, doesn't mean you have to be immature and bash me, being butthurt and all. RudeWriter 20:48, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Don't dodge my question, you cunt!TheDOSFag 20:49, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Dude like, I'm trying to be neutral and calm. But you're being a dumbass and I'm just gonna ignore you, trolling me is not the answer to defending Coffee--Pot RottenPocket. So like, you dodging my question makes me a cunt? That's something new. Plus you're becoming an old joke. RudeWriter 20:52, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Dodging your question? No I pretty much the fuck took reality and then hammered it up yer ass in 38 different directions... sorry, I "bashed" it up yer ass in 38 different directions. :D

PS - So you hate fags too, eh? A fag hating, pedo-fur weeaboo... wow! You certainly are a colorful little crotch goblin!

--U Mad Bro 20:53, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

ANNA FAPS TO SHOTACON! ANNA FAPS TO SHOTACON! XDTheDOSFag 21:03, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

OOH! U Mad Bro, I just got a brilliant idea! once you finish her article, add Anna to the list of female furries on the furfag page!TheDOSFag 21:10, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

This is IchigoMurasaki's new account btw

• http://azukiosekihanachan.deviantart.com/ Enjoy. Madteenager 21:37, 24 March 2015 (EDT)
• http://evil-coffee-pot.deviantart.com/ Another alt/sock. Madteenager 22:55, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Are there any other spazzy little tards she's close friends with that have been bandwagoning with her on this? I plan to lump them all together into a pseudo-hive mind entity. Most DevianTartlets are effectively identical for the most part so it's usually easier to just group an entire "side" of fuckups all into one great big ball of stupid. Saves time that way too, basically one article can just level an entire nest of crotch goblins... plus it makes them all indignant and flustered when you purposefully mix them all up. :D

--U Mad Bro 23:52, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

This one; http://comments.deviantart.com/4/34120366/3784401187 dusk-deerfluff.deviantart.com as well, I'll try and see if I can get coffee--pot to somehow unmark spammed comments. They litter her comment section. Madteenager 00:01, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

• http://gegabyte.deviantart.com There's the little assnipple that started the ED page on Coffee-Pot, and Ichigo's little white knight. Stifledstuff 16:25, 25 Marc 2015 (EDT)
• Her cute little tumblr: http://gabich4n.tumblr.com Stifledstuff 16:25, 25 Marc 2015 (EDT)

And she was kind enough to provide her Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXOiJ_DehlkudIE7Me3Tmag Stifledstuff 16:25, 25 Marc 2015 (EDT)

Is that Tumblr link the one she talks about in this quote:

"And good for them for finding my secrete Tumblr page filled with hardcore Yaoi. :3 I hope I burned their eyes with cringe."

--U Mad Bro 16:35, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

It's a fairly new one, since she deleted her old tumblr account. I've seen more Yuri stuff on that tumblr than Yaoi. Is it hardcore? Not really. http://gabich4n.tumblr.com/archive The archive is much easier to go through. Stifledstuff 17:00, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

I'll just leave this here... ••General Niggerson 20:21, 25 March 2015 (EDT)