User talk:RudeWriter

Welcome, RudeWriter

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••General Niggerson 23:45, 22 March 2015 (EDT)

Hey

Your article is already a turd that needs some serious polish, please don't make it worse by filling it with your own deluded paranoia. Talk | Contribs 21:12, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Well, what could I do? RudeWriter 21:18, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

Just keep working on it, dont let anyone else tell you what to write or wat not to write. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:00, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Thank you so much for the advice! RudeWriter 00:06, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

You're Gonna Get Yourself Banned

If you keep trying to vandalize that article. --U Mad Bro 00:16, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

That's what you get for trying to troll me boi, also, ED HATES false info. RudeWriter 00:22, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Riiiiight... you being the expert on Encyclopedia Dramatica apparently. LOL

Maybe you should try and calm your angry tits and read the help files... seriously, they're there for a reason... you being that reason.

--U Mad Bro 00:25, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

RudeWriter 00:31, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

	“	ED HATES false info	„
	—Rudewritter

Not really, cuz everyone has a taste in that. Anyway what did he vandalize? Tigercommander 01:26, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Gee golly, you sure are taking your time m'lady.

WHAT'CHA GONNA DOO?

You sure are angry. :D

--U Mad Bro 00:52, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

PS - If you're banned then you won't be able to keep working on that spazzy little attack article you shat out... and, let's be honest, the more you add to it, the more hilarious it gets (although not for the reasons you think). Don't worry though, I protected your article so you can't vandalize it, so there's no need to ban you now anyway. --U Mad Bro 00:55, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

I don't know who started this shit, but knock it off you 2. ••General Niggerson 01:02, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Back to harassing new users eh Onideus? wasn't that the reason you lost your mighty admin powers?Tigercommander 01:27, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

hi

that shitty article about you that was made by a disgraced sysop who has mental problems, you are a good writer so keep up the good work. Hit me up on my talk page if another shitty article about you is made Tigercommander 01:36, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Thanks Tigercommander! And thank you for believing in me! RudeWriter 01:47, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Vandalism

• For starters, it's a pointless endeavour. Second, it's a bannable offense. Do try to play nice with the other kids; I'd rather not see a new user who's trying to contribute get slapped with a perma-ban. Take a day and cool off, then come back tomorrow. Talk | Contribs 21:09, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Thanks, Maybe I do need to cool off RudeWriter 21:22, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

• I've lifted your ban early, please try to behave from now on. Talk | Contribs 01:09, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

Hey, when I flushed the article he cried to the owner about it and shit, look just ignore U Mad bro for now and focus on your article. He is a fat retard with no fucking life at all who still works his wall mart job at the age of 40 or something. Continue working on your article and just don't pay him any attention at all Tigercommander 01:12, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

They just won't leave me the fuck alone, but I'll just AT LEAST TRY to work on my article and ignore them. They're lil' shits anyway. Also, they re-created the article about me, AGAIN to let you know. They're THAT butthurt. RudeWriter 01:27, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

• Tiger tips his fedora and leaves off with a, "M'lady."

Another Internet maiden saved by the thirsty carpet white knight! :D

--U Mad Bro 01:23, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

1st : its a she? 2nd you are the one white knighting coffee--pot as far as i know Tigercommander 01:25, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

There's three of them, collectively, plus a few random white-knights, all teenage girls, although they basically act as a single "army", to the point where it's hard to even tell them apart most of the time. As far as "Coffee Pot"... I don't know much about her other than she can't be trolled. I actually tried to fix/improve that other article by attempting to antagonize Coffee Pot, in order to generate some real material... but it didn't work. She just laughed it off and didn't care. If you'd like to take a crack at her though, be my guest, maybe you can improve that article for them. --U Mad Bro 01:32, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

I'll do my research when I come home later. Rudewriter plz don't vandalize his article and just ignore it. and Onideus you are still gay even if you are right Tigercommander 01:37, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

Yeah, I'll do what you advise me to do. I know it's the right choice to ignore this fag. They apparently LOVE me and can't afford to LET GO of me~ RudeWriter 01:42, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

Dear RW

*snickers* I see you don't even realize that I was talking about apologizing to COFFE--POT for YOUR bullshit. Personally, I feel really bad that a decent artist with a Japanese husband is being harassed for not taking any of your shit. And besides, I was told that she actually does not care about your shitty attack article. Only her white knights do. Quit accusing everyone who disagrees with your little itty bitty shotacon obsession for being Coffee--Pot as well, you little cunt. Not everyone is out to get you. Scratch that. Coffe--Pot is not out to get you. U Mad Bro and I, however, are getting a real intense kick out of your shenanigans. I also wanted to ask you what you think of the ED page about you. I helped contribute most of the comments on it, as well as almost all of the piping. How do you like it? is it accurate enough about you? I want to put it on record. XD — Preceding comment added by TheDOSFag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

To the ED page about me, it's still shit and lies. I don't fap to shotacon (Whatever that is). Summery? I don't care, if I were an attention whore, I'd be doin' the same shit as coffee. Just sayin'. You forgot to sign your post you fucking idiot. I'm just gonna have a healthier life than you, y'know going outside, riding a bike, talk with real life friends and shit? Brother, she had a Jap boyfriend and all of a sudden she has a Mexican boyfriend pretty much out of nowhere [bukake intensifies]. Maybe I got all confused with this situation, so I'm droppin' it, but Coffee--Pot's ED page isn't goin' down doh. It'll last possibly forever. RudeWriter 19:11, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Considering Coffee never did anything other than playfully mock you for being an overly sensitive, drama infested tweenage muppet fuck... I'd say that's a BAD thing. While Coffee doesn't much care at all and pretty much just laughs at you like you would expect a mature adult to treat an overly indignant, angst ridden tweenager, you on the other hand fully live up to the tweenage stereotype. You treat every little stupid thing like it's the end of the world and continually spaz out with flustered butt rage while everyone around you is just snickering and laughing at your tweenage antics.

You really don't get it, do you? You're just this weeks entertainment package, kiddo. A fun new toy to poke at and watch you dance around for everyone's amusement while you fumble around in the dark about a community you know absolutely nothing about. Both of these pages will "last forever" kiddo... the difference is, one of you cares and one of you doesn't give a shit... you, you're the one who cares. And the only reason your abortion of an article is even being allowed in the first place is because it provides some measure of emotional release, without it you'd simply implode outright and all the fun would end. It exists solely to give you some fleeting measure of a self-esteem boost in order to keep you in the game and to keep you dancing for everyone's amusement.

The best part is... I can point blank smack you across your idiot face with this obvious reality... and you totally won't get it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

Seriously, with your incredible LACK of reading comprehension and your face palming sequencing issues I doubt you even had the cognitive capacity to skim through the first couple sentences without fumbling over every other word above a 5th grade reading level...

You sure about that that I'm a bad reader? Onideus, how about you read to me? And what up with the long ass comment? Still of course you would use the "^__^" Onideus. "ZOMG I'M TRYING TO TROLL BECAUSE I HAVE A TINY DICK AND I HAVE NO LIFE AND NO REAL FRIENDS AND I HAVE A LOUSY JOB AT WALMART WHILE TO DEFEND TO AN ATTENTION WHORE ALSO I'M A LOLCOW" You're welcome ✿◠‿◠) (This will be the last message to you faggoty ass of a fail troll who has ALL THE FUCKS to give) RudeWriter 10:16, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

That's the best thing about you... you don't even ~understand~ how fucking ignorant and stupid you are. ^__^

--U Mad Bro 01:00, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

Good job sucking up to Onideus. Serious TheDOSFag I thought you had class.Tigercommander 15:40, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Personally, I think that he is not as bad as you'd think, and is a pretty cool guy. I don't know much of his history on the site, but he and I seem to understand each other. Besides, that's not the point. The point is that I'm wanting to know hat RudeWriter thinks of her page, that's all.TheDOSFag 15:54, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

My history on this site... At one point I infuriated the entire left side of Europe and people thought I owned the site because I was the most active admin at the time, as such my entire town became the target of constant bomb threats. So in order to put an end to that I basically sacrificed my janitorial privileges (adminship) by infuriating all of ED and forcing them to turn on me, essentially "faking my Internet death" if you will. I then later resurfaced once the craziness stopped under an uber generic pseudonym in order to continue editing and adding content. A lot of the old ED regs though still have a lot of pent up resentment towards me cause apparently I ~really~ made them ass flustered. ^__^

--U Mad Bro 19:42, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

• >Onideus
• >pretty cool guy

lol ok Tigercommander 15:56, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Now, now, don't post angry KittyCommander, the only reason you don't like me is because I specifically mirror Zaiger's perceptual identity on the site, which more often than not gets YOU into trouble because you continually abuse your janitorial privileges. --U Mad Bro 19:24, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Excuse you, you don't insult admins you self centered shit RudeWriter 19:43, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

I'll insult whoever I like, you ignorant child, if you don't like it... well... sucks to be you! :D

--U Mad Bro 19:45, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Ig·no·rant ˈiɡnərənt/ adjective adjective: ignorant lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.

Gee, I don't remember knowing better makes me ignorant. RudeWriter 23:51, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

You what now? LOL

--U Mad Bro 01:00, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

Yeah Dos, Maybe you should check out his tiny ass dick! RudeWriter 19:11, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

This idiot really will believe anything online. :D

--U Mad Bro 19:24, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Lol onideus has gone into "ZOMG IM TROLLING MODE". how is your walmart job going? oh wait.

PS: I didn't read your long wall of text btw PSS: I can't express the amount of fucks i don't give for getting in trouble for using my privs on an online site.Tigercommander 01:37, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

Also plz note that onideus is superior to us, because unlike us he has no real life. Instead he makes such amazing feats like this:

Tigercommander 01:54, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

Please, tell us more about the lack of fucks you have. :D

--U Mad Bro 02:45, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

Like this

• >All fucks are gone
• >plz tell moar of your butthurtness on yo Facebook RudeWriter 10:22, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

One more thing, this is what I found on your facebook annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you're trolling. nope, nop, zip, zop. Hypocrisy intensifies. RudeWriter 11:42, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

Wow... you really DON'T understand what sarcasm is, do you? :D

Thanks for uploading a file I just uploaded to ED not even two days ago, you incoherent trainable. --U Mad Bro 18:50, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of me not giving a flying fuck.--TheDOSFag 12:38, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

LMAO

This fucking talk page, omfg.

--MAjOrA 00:42, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

Hey there, how're you doing? Of course, watching Oni-Chan trying to win this is quite entertaining. He'll probably get cock slapped. You should look at his talk page talking to a 11 yr old named StarsThatSing. What you'll see what he's basically saying is

	“	im tryin to win a flam war oki litle shit??????	„
	—Oni-Chan at the peak of desperation of winning some flame war

One more thing, are you cringing on how bad this talk page was horribly made or where they just mocking me for whatever reason?

RudeWriter 17:46, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

I'm laughing at this whole damn page in general. Having fun, Faggot-Amateur? --MAjOrA 19:35, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

Onideus was perma banned Tigercommander 17:55, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

• >Praises Tigercommander

Thank you!

RudeWriter 19:44, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

Please read, RW

What part of "moar funny" do you not seem to understand? Everything you keep adding to Coffee--Pot's ED page is bland and uninteresting. To be frank, it feels almost like you're writing the exact same things over and over again. Please, for your sake, learn how to make funny happen. In other words, please, lurk moar. Also, if you don't want people to know you're Ichigo Murasaki on dA, Please make sure you're not show off your screen name on the screenshots you post. Most definitely, please crop the screenshots before you post them. I am trying to be nice and serious for once to give you decent tips on how to be successful on this site. Don't misconstrue this as random trolling or spam. Please, for the love of fuck, head this message. ಠ_ಠ☢ 19:31, 17 April 2015 (EDT)

Okay, sorry. I'll do that next time. RudeWriter 19:32, 17 April 2015 (EDT)

RudeWriter can edit Coffee--Pot. If RudeWriter's edits are unfunny then you can offer constructive advice. ^reply 20:17, 17 April 2015 (EDT)