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[[Image:G_sm.png|thumb|CRUSHES YOUR WALLPAPER]] | [[Image:G_sm.png|thumb|CRUSHES YOUR WALLPAPER]] | ||
'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed. | '''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed. | ||
The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, | The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[chink]] version of [[rape|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them. | ||
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==The comic version== | ==The comic version== | ||
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File:Geert_Wilders_CARDCRUSHER..png|[[Geert Wilders at the muslims. (DUTCH)]] | image:Card crusher TRUMP.jpg|[[nigger|Obama]] VS [[shit|Trump]] | ||
File:Geert_Wilders_CARDCRUSHER..png|[[Geert_Wilders|Geert Wilders at the muslims. (DUTCH)]] | |||
Image:Card_crusher_exploitable.gif|[[Oh Exploitable]]! | Image:Card_crusher_exploitable.gif|[[Oh Exploitable]]! | ||
Image:TF2Card crusher exploitable.gif|Spy no Sap | Image:TF2Card crusher exploitable.gif|Spy no Sap | ||
Image:Cardcrushanimu. | Image:Cardcrushanimu.JPG|<s>The original version</s> HAHAHA I DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS | ||
Image:Death Note Card Crusher.jpg|[[Death Note]] Version | Image:Death Note Card Crusher.jpg|[[Death Note]] Version | ||
Image:Gaydiamond card crusher.jpg | Image:Gaydiamond card crusher.jpg | ||
Image:Fsjal+EPG+CC Memes.gif|Epic Fail version | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:Left 4 dead crush finaljpg.jpg | Image:Left 4 dead crush finaljpg.jpg | ||
Image:Sonichuchrischancard.png | Image:Sonichuchrischancard.png | ||
Image:Avatar_Crusher.jpg|[[Avatar]] version | Image:Avatar_Crusher.jpg|[[Avatar]] version | ||
Image:Octocatcardcrusher. | Image:Octocatcardcrusher.JPG | ||
File:CardCrushFrank.png|[[The Great Buttrape of Bloemfontein]] | File:CardCrushFrank.png|[[The Great Buttrape of Bloemfontein]] | ||
Image:Card crusher.JPG | Image:Card crusher.JPG | ||
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Image:Pelosi cardcrusher.jpg|[[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|lol $700 bailout]] | Image:Pelosi cardcrusher.jpg|[[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|lol $700 bailout]] | ||
Image:Cardcrusherpalinbiden. | Image:Cardcrusherpalinbiden.JPG | ||
Image:Disciple.PNG | Image:Disciple.PNG | ||
Image:JCrusher.gif|Bwah! Stop making fun | Image:JCrusher.gif|Bwah! Stop making fun | ||
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Image:Cardcrushwheniwas.jpg|Doing the zoom [[DOING_IT_WRONG|wrong]]. | Image:Cardcrushwheniwas.jpg|Doing the zoom [[DOING_IT_WRONG|wrong]]. | ||
Image:Cardcrushwtsnacks. | Image:Cardcrushwtsnacks.JPG | ||
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Image:Crusher cirno giovanni. | Image:Crusher cirno giovanni.JPG | ||
Image:Cardcrushercorey.PNG | Image:Cardcrushercorey.PNG | ||
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Image:Octocat_card_crusher. | Image:Octocat_card_crusher.JPG | ||
Image:Krissicrush.PNG | Image:Krissicrush.PNG | ||
Image:ObamaCrusher.jpg | Image:ObamaCrusher.jpg | ||
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Image:Zuko_crusherj.JPG | Image:Zuko_crusherj.JPG | ||
Image:Patricktcrusher.gif | Image:Patricktcrusher.gif | ||
Image:EmoCrusher. | Image:EmoCrusher.JPG | ||
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Image:Branca_Cardcrusher_by_ghostiess.jpg | Image:Branca_Cardcrusher_by_ghostiess.jpg | ||
Image:FrehsAirCrusher. | Image:FrehsAirCrusher.JPG|Ah frehs air | ||
Image:Card_crusher_Ronald_McDonald.jpg|[[McDonalds|Who is really happy here]] | Image:Card_crusher_Ronald_McDonald.jpg|[[McDonalds|Who is really happy here]] | ||
Image:Card_crusher_Santa.jpg|[[Santa Claus|No presents for you boy]] | Image:Card_crusher_Santa.jpg|[[Santa Claus|No presents for you boy]] | ||
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Image:DUNE.gif |[[an hero|Paul Hayt's Duncan.]] | Image:DUNE.gif |[[an hero|Paul Hayt's Duncan.]] | ||
Image:Reagan.jpg|Ronald Reagan, Card Crusher and professional Cake | Image:Reagan.jpg|Ronald Reagan, Card Crusher and professional Cake | ||
Image:Card crusher chickins. | Image:Card crusher chickins.JPG | ||
Image:Card Crusher x in my x.jpg | Image:Card Crusher x in my x.jpg | ||
Image:Card Crusher Death Star.jpg | Image:Card Crusher Death Star.jpg | ||
Image:Card Crusher Epic Fail.jpg | Image:Card Crusher Epic Fail.jpg | ||
Image:Card Crusher Gollum vs Frodo.jpg | Image:Card Crusher Gollum vs Frodo.jpg | ||
Image:Card Crusher Mario Series. | Image:Card Crusher Mario Series.JPG | ||
Image:Card Crusher Old School Link.png | Image:Card Crusher Old School Link.png | ||
Image:Card Crusher Pedobear vs Chris Hansen. | Image:Card Crusher Pedobear vs Chris Hansen.JPG | ||
Image:Card Crusher Van Gough.jpg | Image:Card Crusher Van Gough.jpg | ||
Image:Csicardcrusher.gif|Hamlet is doing it wrong | Image:Csicardcrusher.gif|Hamlet is doing it wrong | ||
Image:Kanyewesttaylor. | Image:Kanyewesttaylor.JPG | ||
Image:Card crusher Orson Scott Card.gif|Is [[Orson Scott Card|Orson Scott CARD]] a card crusher? You better believe it! | Image:Card crusher Orson Scott Card.gif|Is [[Orson Scott Card|Orson Scott CARD]] a card crusher? You better believe it! | ||
Image:CancerCrush.jpg|TOO SOON! | Image:CancerCrush.jpg|TOO SOON! | ||
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Image:EpicbeardmanCC.png|[[Epic Beard Man|EBM]] | Image:EpicbeardmanCC.png|[[Epic Beard Man|EBM]] | ||
Image:Troll_crusher.jpg|[[World of Warcraft|WoWfag]] | Image:Troll_crusher.jpg|[[World of Warcraft|WoWfag]] | ||
Image:EvolutionaryStoneCrusher.png|[[Gardevoir|NO EVOLVE INTO GALLADE]] | <!>Image:EvolutionaryStoneCrusher.png|[[Gardevoir|NO EVOLVE INTO GALLADE]]</!> | ||
File:DecanteringCardCrusher.png|[[Decantering]]. | File:DecanteringCardCrusher.png|[[Decantering]]. | ||
File:MarioBabyCrush.png | File:MarioBabyCrush.png | ||
Image:kobecrusher.jpg|Kobe Crusher | Image:kobecrusher.jpg|Kobe Crusher | ||
File:STARE CRUSHER2.jpg|[[Stare cat|Stare crusher]] | File:STARE CRUSHER2.jpg|[[Stare cat|Stare crusher]] | ||
File:Methcrusher.jpg | |||
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[[Image:Zoom nig.jpg|thumb|OLOL ZOOMNIG]] | |||
[[Image:Card_Crush_Card.PNG|thumb|CARD CRUSH!]] | |||
{{memes}} | {{memes}} |
Latest revision as of 17:15, 25 August 2024
Card Crusher, also known as the rude dude or Zoomjap is an old-as-the-internet-itself 4chan /a/ meme, consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in moonspeak), a rude Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people uncomfortable), who goes on Japanese TV and creates lulz by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a YouTube link of him being interviewed.
The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In Japan, business cards are serious business, so doing this is the chink version of raping someone else's family pet in front of them.
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The comic version
In response to the video, an eleven from Futaba made his own comic strip version of the scene, depicting Konata as Professor Himonya, Kagami as the interviewer and a choco cornet being crushed in place of the card. It was translated, and the comic and video circulated around /a/ for a while. The meme truly took off when an /a/sshole decided to make his own MSpaint version of the comic, featuring Simon, Rossiu and the core drill from Gurren Lagann. Shortly after, an Oh Exploitable template was made, and the meme took off on /a/. It also eventually made its way into /v/ and finally migrated to /b/ as is that sum Original Content
In the spinoff strips, a character usually holds something of immense value for the second character, before crushing it front of their face, followed by a zoom-in of the trademark facial shot.
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Spy no Sap
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The original versionHAHAHA I DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS -
Death Note Version
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Epic Fail version
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Avatar version
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Pink Floyd'ed'ed
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Bwah! Stop making fun
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Myth busted, it will fly.
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No moar objections
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Doing the zoom wrong.
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Ah frehs air
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Batwoman crushes the man instead of the card.
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Baby Fuck Version
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Slowpoke is immune to crusher's attack!
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Ronald Reagan, Card Crusher and professional Cake
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Hamlet is doing it wrong
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Is Orson Scott CARD a card crusher? You better believe it!
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TOO SOON!
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Kobe Crusher
Card Crusher is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |