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[[Image:Dongcopter.jpg|thumb|right|The dongcopter in action]] | [[Image:Dongcopter.jpg|thumb|right|The dongcopter in action]] | ||
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==OMG GALLERY== | ==OMG GALLERY== | ||
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{{cg|Dongcopter|Gallery|center|<gallery> | |||
Image:Dongcopter2.jpg|OMG DONGCOPTER | Image:Dongcopter2.jpg|OMG DONGCOPTER | ||
Image:Dongcopter1.jpg|OMG DO NOT WANT | Image:Dongcopter1.jpg|OMG DO NOT WANT | ||
Image:Dongcopter3.jpg|Comrade Hubbordsky unveils the blueprints | Image:Dongcopter3.jpg|Comrade Hubbordsky unveils the blueprints | ||
Image:Dongbeanie.jpg|I has a dong beanie. | Image:Dongbeanie.jpg|I has a dong beanie. | ||
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Image:Copterdong.jpg|Weaponized version of the flying dong | Image:Copterdong.jpg|Weaponized version of the flying dong | ||
Image:DC mixed reviews.jpg | Image:DC mixed reviews.jpg | ||
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Image:Rofldongcopter.gif|Advanced aerololical aerophalluov | Image:Rofldongcopter.gif|Advanced aerololical aerophalluov | ||
Image:Bush_dongcopter.gif|[[W]] | Image:Bush_dongcopter.gif|[[W]] | ||
</gallery> | File:Dongexploitable.jpg | ||
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==So What Did We Learn Today?== | ==So What Did We Learn Today?== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Aleksandr Pistoletov]] | |||
*[[Cock]] | *[[Cock]] | ||
*[[Floating dongs]] | |||
*[[Orvillecopter]] | |||
*[[Roflcopter]] | |||
*[[Russia]] | *[[Russia]] | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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*[http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/ The original sauce] | *[http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/ The original sauce] | ||
*[http://koloperuna.livejournal.com/117393.html A Russian Livejournal - birth of the aeяofallosov.] | *[http://koloperuna.livejournal.com/117393.html A Russian Livejournal - birth of the aeяofallosov.] | ||
*[http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Kasparov_launches_Russian_opposition_assembly/articleshow/3049762.cms Another article] | *[http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Kasparov_launches_Russian_opposition_assembly/articleshow/3049762.cms Another article] | ||
*[http://dongcopter.com Official site] | *[http://dongcopter.com Official site] | ||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article May 28, [[2008]]|[[Wikipedia Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|[[Dongcopter]]|[[WisCon]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article May 28, [[2008]]|[[Wikipedia Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]]|[[Dongcopter]]|[[WisCon]]}} | ||
[[Category:2008]] | [[Category:2008]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Rusfags]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 06:53, 4 March 2018
Last Thursday, Garry Kasparov, some dude who could kick your ass in chess, was giving a political speech. The Russian arm of the Patriotic Nigras intended to sabotage the incident with flying dongs in an epic IRL recreation of the Anshe Chung incident. They seemed doomed to fail though, as Russia still has yet to invent the internet or Second Life.
What followed was a tribute to the iron will, spartan resourcefulness and unlimited douchebaggery of the Russian people as Ruskie trolls worked day and night to design and build an actual real flying dong - also known as a Helicockter. The rest is noisy, phallic history... and 2008 has its Don't taze me bro.
—Russian-to-English translation courtesy of YouTube commenter conn112h | ||
Russian Blog Article, roughly translated:
I don't have any sympathies for the Kremlin toadies or Kasparov as an objector, but this was funny. It seems they failed to apprehend this warhead... It circles the auditorium until brought down by one of the courageous Kasparovsky soldiers.
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—YT user Dostalnax, apparently confused as to where cock goes (also capitalization, spelling, and the definite article) | ||
—billyp | ||
OMG GALLERY
Dongcopter About missing Pics
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I has a dong beanie.
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Weaponized version of the flying dong -
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Aerophallusov is a real word in Russian: Russia's secret military branch dedicated to airborne cock-assault. Also, flying cocks. -
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DONG DA DA DONG DONG -
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Send in the next wave! -
Shoop da Whoop! Also, cocks. -
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Advanced aeronautical aerophalluov -
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So What Did We Learn Today?
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