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[[Image:Immortalgrouppic.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Noone]] can challenge them!]]
[[Image:Immortalgrouppic.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Noone]] can challenge them!]]
Immortal is a [[black metal]] band from [[Norway]], notable for the fact that they realize that they are not [[serious business]] and have thus used their popularity for the purpose of generating [[music]] and [[lulz]]. This is obvious in their photos and music videos which usually feature poses and actions so [[retard]]ed, only a fucking idiot could possibly take them seriously. Of course, being a Norwegian black metal band, they naturally sing about [[emo|winter, grimness, darkness and death]].
'''Immortal''' is a [[black metal]] band from [[Norway]], notable for the fact that they realize that they are not [[serious business]] and have thus used their popularity for the purpose of generating [[music]] and [[lulz]]. This is obvious in their photos and music videos which usually feature poses and actions so [[retard]]ed, only a fucking idiot could possibly take them seriously. Of course, being a Norwegian black metal band, they naturally sing about [[goth|winter, grimness, darkness and death]].


== Members ==
== Members ==
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==Music Video==
==Music Video==
[[Image:Immortal.gif|thumb|Call of the Wintermoon, being kvlt with a wizard hat]]
[[Image:Immortal.gif|frame|Call of the Wintermoon, being kvlt with a wizard hat]]


Their music video, Call of the Wintermoon, was uploaded to [[YouTube]] where it has garnered [[over 9000]] views and comments. It features the band performing various metal acts of grimness such as prancing through a green forest in broad daylight while wearing full black metal corpse paint, and spikes, and growling at the trees. However, Abbath decided that this was not lulzy enough and decided to force a man who was named Kolgrim (He's Kold AND Grim!) to wear a [[Bloodninja|wizard hat]] in order to exponentially increase the gayness level to [[divide by zero|infinity]].
Their music video, Call of the Wintermoon, was uploaded to [[YouTube]] where it has garnered [[over 9000]] views and comments. It features the band performing various metal acts of grimness such as prancing through a green forest in broad daylight while wearing full black metal corpse paint, and spikes, and growling at the trees. However, Abbath decided that this was not lulzy enough and decided to force a man who was named Kolgrim (He's Kold AND Grim!) to wear a [[Bloodninja|wizard hat]] in order to exponentially increase the gayness level to [[divide by zero|infinity]].


Typical Immortal Videos:
=== Typical Immortal Videos ===
 
 
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Image:Immortalallyourbase.jpg|Immortal revitalization of an [[All your base are belong to us|old meme]]
Image:Immortalallyourbase.jpg|Immortal revitalization of an [[All your base are belong to us|old meme]]
Image:Immortaltoilet.jpg|WHO?!
Image:Immortaltoilet.jpg|WHO?!
Image:Immortallion.jpg|[[Lion|A LION!]]
Image:Th kvlt.gif
Image:Immortalfalloutboy.jpg|Not to be mixed with Fall Out Boy
Image:Immortalfalloutboy.jpg|Not to be mixed with Fall Out Boy
</gallery>|<gallery>
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Image:Immortalkombat.jpg|[[Mortal Kombat|IMMORTAL KOMBAT!!11]]
Image:Immortalkombat.jpg|[[Mortal Kombat|IMMORTAL KOMBAT!!11]]
Image:Immortalmary.jpg|[[Jesus|Divine]]
Image:Immortalmary.jpg|[[Jesus|Divine]]
Image:Immortaljpg.JPG|Another kvlt band picture of Immortal.
Image:37nl.jpg|To be trve kvlt you must be good with [[children]]...
Image:61bo.jpg|...and [[old people]] too
Image:Kvlt2.jpg|How Abbath intends to fight [[global warming]]
Image:1gpz6g.jpg|[[Ebonics|I be kvlt in da hood, 4 reel]]
Image:Colonel corpsepaint.gif|[[KFC]] gone kvlt as well
Image:Immortallion.jpg|[[Lion|A LION!]]
Image:Nwa.jpg
Image:Black-metal-v-day.jpg
Image:Immortalpenguin.jpg|Most kvlt penguin evar!!1
Image:Immortalpenguin.jpg|Most kvlt penguin evar!!1
Image:Immortaldead.jpg|NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!
Image:Immortaldead.jpg|NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Black metal]]
*[[Black metal]]
*[[Satan]]
*[[Gothic]]
*[[Faggoth]]
*[[Heavy Metal]]
*[[Metallica]]
*[[ROB DARKEN|Rob Darken]]
*[[ROB DARKEN|Rob Darken]]
*[[My Immortal]]
*[[My Immortal]]
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2962740383 [[Facebook]] group dedicated to Immortal shoops]
*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2962740383 [[Facebook]] group dedicated to Immortal shoops]
*[http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1054/page/top____most_ridiculous_black_metal_pics_of_all_time.html Top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time feat. Immortal]
*[http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1054/page/top____most_ridiculous_black_metal_pics_of_all_time.html Top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time feat. Immortal] - [http://web.archive.org/*/http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1054/page/top____most_ridiculous_black_metal_pics_of_all_time.html Archived.]
*[http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1055/page/the_other_top____most_ridiculous_black_metal_pics_of_all_time.html The other top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time, also feat. Immortal]
*[http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1055/page/the_other_top____most_ridiculous_black_metal_pics_of_all_time.html The other top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics of all time, also feat. Immortal] - [http://replay.web.archive.org/20090321234548/http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1055/page/the_other_top____most_ridiculous_black_metal_pics_of_all_time.html Archived too.]




Latest revision as of 05:05, 15 August 2016

Noone can challenge them!

Immortal is a black metal band from Norway, notable for the fact that they realize that they are not serious business and have thus used their popularity for the purpose of generating music and lulz. This is obvious in their photos and music videos which usually feature poses and actions so retarded, only a fucking idiot could possibly take them seriously. Of course, being a Norwegian black metal band, they naturally sing about winter, grimness, darkness and death.

Members

Because having an axe that looks like the fucking bat signal wasn’t kvlt enough, Abbath unzipped his fucking pants

Abbath- Founding member, vocalist, guitarist and chief lulz pioneer. Featured in every photoshoot. Named after what he fears the most.

Horgh- Drummer, second in command and lulz generator.

Demonaz and Apollyon- Who?

Internet Popularity and Shoops

Because of Immortal’s lulzy pics, photoshopped versions of them have been circulating among the internets, to be used whenever a black metal fan becomes convinced that the music he listens to is serious business.

Most shoops of Immortal come from two main pics, which are lulzy enough by themselves.

Source of shoops

Abbath looking like he’s about to shit his pants and Horgh trying out for the WWE
Abbath auditioning for the black metal version of the Matrix. Horgh is still trying out for the WWE

Music Video

Call of the Wintermoon, being kvlt with a wizard hat

Their music video, Call of the Wintermoon, was uploaded to YouTube where it has garnered over 9000 views and comments. It features the band performing various metal acts of grimness such as prancing through a green forest in broad daylight while wearing full black metal corpse paint, and spikes, and growling at the trees. However, Abbath decided that this was not lulzy enough and decided to force a man who was named Kolgrim (He's Kold AND Grim!) to wear a wizard hat in order to exponentially increase the gayness level to infinity.

Typical Immortal Videos

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery of Shoops

Immortal Shoops About missing Pics
  • Immortal revitalization of an old meme
    Immortal revitalization of an old meme
  • WHO?!
    WHO?!
  • Not to be mixed with Fall Out Boy
    Not to be mixed with Fall Out Boy
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See also

External Links


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