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No one is safe when everyone is fucking banned. On youthink.com, a [[fat]] moderator named | No one is safe when everyone is fucking banned. On youthink.com, a [[fat]] moderator named [[Ebonysoul]] went batshit crazy and banned every member, every mod, and the owner. Had she thrown herself from a cliff afterward, she would have reached mod heaven. The ultimate goal is to go down in a blaze of "[[WTF]] just happened?" | ||
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*Off Topic | *Off Topic | ||
*Irritating | *Irritating | ||
*[[Retard]] | *[[Retard|Retarded]] | ||
*[[Assburgers]] | *[[Assburgers]] | ||
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*Mod Sass | *Mod Sass | ||
*Talking | *Talking | ||
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*General Lulz | *General Lulz | ||
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i was banned for compleatly destroying teh desu thread lul | i was banned for compleatly destroying teh desu thread lul | ||
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*[[W. T. Snacks]] | |||
{{Trolls}} | {{Trolls}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 05:33, 2 September 2021
Ban fucking everyone is part of a series on final solutions.
[Gas the...]
- Apology
- Ban fucking everyone
- Buy a dog
- Complete rewrite
- Delete fucking everything
- Deleting your LiveJournal
- Deleting your Youtube Videos
- Done with ED
- Flounce
- Holocaust
- Internet Kill Switch
- It was a social experiment
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Mass Murder
- Never drinking again
- Nibiru/Planet Nine
- Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
- Quitting IRC forever
- Ragequit
- Suicide (see also An Hero)
- Wikicide (Wikibreak)
- Unsubscribing
- X FUCKING Y
Banning fucking everyone is one of the final acts of a moderator. It is done either right before they become an hero, or just because the mod is a dickhead. Occasionally, banning fucking everyone is used to clean house, but it is always used to further the crusade for the lulz.
Obtaining and Using the Banhammer
- Become a board member
- Suck cock
- Get promoted to Mod
- Lose your mind and/or take off your sanity mask and act like the psychopath you really are
- Wait for a trigger; make sure it's incomprehensible to others as to why it's your trigger
- BAN!
- BAN!
- BAN!
- Quit IRL
Proper Banning
No one is safe when everyone is fucking banned. On youthink.com, a fat moderator named Ebonysoul went batshit crazy and banned every member, every mod, and the owner. Had she thrown herself from a cliff afterward, she would have reached mod heaven. The ultimate goal is to go down in a blaze of "WTF just happened?"
Who to Ban
What part of "fucking everyone" don't you get? Dumbass.
Reasons to Ban
- Trolling
- Off Topic
- Irritating
- Retarded
- Assburgers
- Niggers
- Mod Sass
- Talking
- Not Talking
- Hate Their Face
- General Lulz
- Autism
i was banned for compleatly destroying teh desu thread lul
IRC
Banning fucking everyone is something IRC ChanOps do regularly. Sadly, Lilo wasn't able to do this before he became an hero suffered accidental death.
How to Ban Fucking Everyone
/mode #chan +b *!*@*
Examples
08:40 < kalleth> come on 08:40 < kalleth> troll me fuckers 08:40 < kalleth> troll me 08:40 <%januszeal> really 08:40 -%- mode/#ED [+b *!*@*] by januszeal 08:40 <@eppigy> kalleth: what is trolling? 08:40 <@eppigy> are you inviting me fishing? 08:40 <@eppigy> cause that sounds fun 08:40 <@Entropy> trolls live under bridges 08:40 <@Entropy> i herd 08:40 <%januszeal> eppigy : am i doin it rite?
-[ 12:01.05 ]- -( @Ribo ): good bye cruel internets -[ 12:01.06 ]- - - - - - -[ Quit ]- -[ integrase ([email protected]) has left: (Ping timeout) ]- -[ 12:01.15 ]- -( %januszeal ): lol Ribo -[ 12:01.17 ]- -( %januszeal ): QUIT IRL -[ 12:01.25 ]- -( @Ribo ): good bye cruel internets -[ 12:01.27 ]- -( kalleth ): DIE IRL -[ 12:01.33 ]- -( @Ribo ): you have brought nothing but shame to me -[ 12:01.34 ]- -( +wallace ): become an hero pls -[ 12:01.34 ]- -( @eppigy ): Ribo: calm down guy -[ 12:01.41 ]- - - - - - -[ Mode ]- -[ @Ribo sets: +b *!*@* ]- -[ 12:01.41 ]- -( %januszeal ): lolol
See Also
- Anarchy
- Banned
- Protect fucking everything- this way you can even piss off the few users you haven't banned
- W. T. Snacks
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