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'''AIDS''', by [[Faggots|many]] it is seen as a tragic disease, [[Everyone|others]], however, see it for what it really is, the greatest source of [[lulz]] ever conceived, for example: every 0.0001003402 seconds a baby in Africa dies of AIDS. It stands for '''Anally-Inflicted Death Sentence''', '''Adios! Infected Dick Sucker''', "Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome" for [[Wikipedia]]ns, and "S.I.D.A." in [[Fail|French]], meaning "''Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus''" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the [[politically correct]] term for [[GRIDS]], '''Gay Cancer''', and '''The Ebonic Plague'''.
'''Ass''' (zh: Ѡ) usually refers to a person's buttocks; a gathering of fat and muscle (mostly fat) upon which people sit. The most important part of the ass, the '''asshole''' is where [[faggots]] love [[the]] [[cock]]. Other individuals have ass [[fetishes]] and spend countless hours admiring [[Pix|photographs]], [[Art|artwork]] and depictions of the human ass and [[Buttsecks#Cumfart|cumfart]]s.


In spite of the disease's name, AIDS involves no [[Help|aid or assistance]] whatsoever.
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Created by <s>[[Ronald Reagan]]</s> trolls during the [[1980s]] to destroy niggers on the Internet, [[Furry|furries]] and [[Homosexuality|faggots]], AIDS is transmitted predominantly via [[buttsecks]] between two [[men]]. Aside from buttsecks, [[gay]] people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless [[str8]] people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind or compassionate to any HIV-positive individual. Simply reading the [[Dan Savage]] web site can give you AIDS, and rumor has it that the code is encrypted in recent versions of the Conficker Worm. There are two different sets of diagnostic criteria in the first world and in Africa, to guarantee as many people die as possible!
 
AIDS is proof that [[God hates fags]], and [[nigger]]s, because '''ALL''' niggers have AIDS.
 
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Featured Article - Ass

Ass (zh: Ѡ) usually refers to a person's buttocks; a gathering of fat and muscle (mostly fat) upon which people sit. The most important part of the ass, the asshole is where faggots love the cock. Other individuals have ass fetishes and spend countless hours admiring photographs, artwork and depictions of the human ass and cumfarts.

(( BUTTS LOL ))