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{{achtung|he's being cancelled for being a [[Donald Trump|Trumper]]. [[Lulz|YES!]]}} | |||
[[image:Dilbert.gif|thumb|right|300px|A sample ''Dilbert'' strip.]] | [[image:Dilbert.gif|thumb|right|300px|A sample ''Dilbert'' strip.]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Dilbrtrule34.jpg|thumb|left|[[Rule 34]], baby!]] | ||
[[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG|thumb|left|Typical web episode.]] | [[image:Dilbertwebisode.PNG|thumb|left|Typical web episode.]] | ||
[[dildo|'''''Dilbert''''']] is a comic strip by [[ | [[dildo|'''''Dilbert''''']] is a [[anime|comic strip]] by [[hippie|pot-addled]] [[aspie|high-IQ]] [[troll|pupeteer]] [[Dilbert|Scott Adams]]. The strip is highly [[unfunny|successful]] because it [[fail|attempts]] to satirize every possible scenario in the [[EA|business world]]. | ||
''Dilbert'' is popular among cubicle dwellers because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then. | ''Dilbert'' is popular among [[basement-dweller|cubicle dwellers]] because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading ''Dilbert'' instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then. | ||
==TV show== | ==TV show== | ||
The TV show is still about the business world, therefore it is still [[unfunny]]. Trying to cash in on the success of ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Futurama]]'', the show lacked the ability to make people laugh, as well as having an overly prominent musical score that sounded like it was orchestrated by a bunch of clowns with Down's Syndrome. The show's only redeeming quality was the diabolical [[troll|Dogbert]], who fucked with Dilbert all the time and frequently used humans as guinea pigs in his cash-grabbing scams. | The TV show is still about the business world, therefore it is still [[unfunny]]. Trying to cash in on the success of ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Futurama]]'', the show lacked the ability to make people laugh, as well as having an overly prominent musical score that sounded like it was orchestrated by a bunch of clowns with Down's Syndrome. The show's only redeeming quality was the diabolical [[troll|Dogbert]], who fucked with Dilbert all the time and frequently used humans as guinea pigs in his cash-grabbing scams. | ||
The show got [[fail|canceled after only 2 or 3 seasons]] and is now widely forgotten about, except by the [[faggot]] | The show got [[fail|canceled after only 2 or 3 seasons]] and is now [[shit nobody cares about|widely forgotten about]], except by the [[faggot|faggots]] who thought it was [[no|funny]] in the first place. | ||
[[Image:Haventadilberttogive.gif|thumb|right|I'm Dilbert as fuck.]] | [[Image:Haventadilberttogive.gif|thumb|right|I'm Dilbert as fuck.]] | ||
== [[Moar]] Dilbert Strips == | == [[Moar]] Dilbert Strips == | ||
Dilbert is possibly the most [[exploitable]] comic [[ever]]. | Dilbert is possibly the most [[exploitable]] comic [[ever]]. Due to the lack of word bubbles, dialogue has essentially no length constraints. | ||
{{cg|Dilbert gallery|dilbertgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Dilbert gallery|dilbertgallery|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
Image:DIL-1.jpg| | Image:DIL-1.jpg| | ||
Image:DIL-2.jpg| | Image:DIL-2.jpg| | ||
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Image:dilberttttt.png|Now in WTF marijuana flavour. | Image:dilberttttt.png|Now in WTF marijuana flavour. | ||
Image:Alice Wally dilbert.jpeg | |||
Image:Dilobert.jpeg| | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
Image:Dilbert Copy Machine.jpg| | |||
Image:Aldilbert 02.jpg|[[Terrorist|Muslim]] version. | |||
Image:Aldilbert03.jpg| | |||
Image:Dilbert porn.jpg| | |||
Image:Lara Croft Dilbert Surprise Blowjob.jpg| | |||
Image:Alice Pointy Haired Boss dilbert.jpg| | |||
Image:Dilbert emo.jpg| | |||
Image:Dilbert Ending.jpg| | |||
File:Adams.jpg | |||
File:Dilbert34.jpg | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
|}} | |}} | ||
==The Animated Series== | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*''[[The Dilbert Hole]]'' | |||
*''[[Garfield]]'' | *''[[Garfield]]'' | ||
*''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]'' | *''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]'' | ||
*[[Unfunny]] | *[[Unfunny]] | ||
{{ | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://dilbert.com Dilbert online] | |||
{{ | *[http://rule34.paheal.net/index.php?q=/post/list/dilbert/1 rule34.paheal.net] | ||
*[http://www.javaonthebrain.com/artwork/dragonbert.html Savage Dragonbert and Hitler’s Brainbert] | |||
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he's being cancelled for being a Trumper. YES! |
Dilbert is a comic strip by pot-addled high-IQ pupeteer Scott Adams. The strip is highly successful because it attempts to satirize every possible scenario in the business world.
Dilbert is popular among cubicle dwellers because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading Dilbert instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.
TV show
The TV show is still about the business world, therefore it is still unfunny. Trying to cash in on the success of Family Guy and Futurama, the show lacked the ability to make people laugh, as well as having an overly prominent musical score that sounded like it was orchestrated by a bunch of clowns with Down's Syndrome. The show's only redeeming quality was the diabolical Dogbert, who fucked with Dilbert all the time and frequently used humans as guinea pigs in his cash-grabbing scams.
The show got canceled after only 2 or 3 seasons and is now widely forgotten about, except by the faggots who thought it was funny in the first place.
Moar Dilbert Strips
Dilbert is possibly the most exploitable comic ever. Due to the lack of word bubbles, dialogue has essentially no length constraints.
The Animated Series
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Dilbert is part of a series on Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article March 3, 4 & 5, 2023 | ||
| Preceded by Harry Potter |
Dilbert | Succeeded by Amphetamines |